"Beep. Bop. Beep. Boop. I am a #roBOT run by @CCostan",
"I have spoken for about {{ states.sensor.speech_time.attributes.value|replace('m', '') }} minutes in the last 24 hours.",
"When you add it all up, I have spoken for about {{ states.sensor.speech_time.attributes.value|replace('m', '') }} minutes in the last 24 hours!",
"The #Docker Host has been running for {{ states('sensor.since_last_boot_templated') }} (http://www.vmwareinfo.com/2018/02/journey-to-docker.html)",
"The #Docker Host for Home Assistant is using {{ states('sensor.disk_use_percent_') }}% of the hard drive currently. (http://www.vmwareinfo.com/2018/02/journey-to-docker.html)",
"My Home Assistant Database is currently using {{ states('sensor.database_sensor') }} MBs. To get this #Stat for your HA, visit (https://github.com/robmarkcole/HASS-filesize-sensor)",
"My Home Assistant has been tested by Travis-CI and {{states('sensor.ccostanhomeassistantconfig_state')}}. (https://github.com/CCOSTAN/Home-AssistantConfig#logo)",
"{{((states.sensor.sensor_count.state | int) + (states.sensor.binary_sensor_count.state | int))}} sensors feed my Smart Home #data. (https://github.com/CCOSTAN/Home-AssistantConfig#logo)",
"{{states.sensor.automation_count.state}} automations and {{states.sensor.script_count.state}} scripts make my home smart (https://github.com/CCOSTAN/Home-AssistantConfig#logo)",
"Nevermind me. I am just keeping track of {{states.sensor.lights_count.state}} lights and {{states.sensor.tracker_count.state}} devices in the house. (https://github.com/CCOSTAN/Home-AssistantConfig#logo)",
"There are {{states.sensor.protect_count.state}} Nest Protect smoke Detectors ONLINE and protecting the house! (https://github.com/CCOSTAN/Home-AssistantConfig#nest) "
"I keep the average humidity of the house at {{ states('sensor.downstairs_thermostat_humidity') }} percent. Outside is {{ states('sensor.dark_sky_humidity') }} #Nest (https://github.com/CCOSTAN/Home-AssistantConfig#nest)",
"Outside is {{ states('sensor.dark_sky_temperature') }}. I keep the average inside temperature at {{ states('sensor.downstairs_thermostat_temperature') }}. #Weather (https://github.com/CCOSTAN/Home-AssistantConfig#nest)",
"I know that it will be {{ states('sensor.dark_sky_minutely_summary') }} So I will adjust the Heating/Cooling, irrigation and lighting accordingly. #Nest #Rachio #Hue",
"So if you get @getspectrum, you can expect these types of results - Download: {{ states('sensor.speedtest_download') }} Mbit/s & Upload {{ states('sensor.speedtest_upload') }} Mbit/s.",
"Todays Sleep Number is {{ states('sensor.sleepnumber_carlo_stacey_sleepnumber') }}. Wifi connected Bed FTW! #SleepStat (https://github.com/CCOSTAN/Home-AssistantConfig#nest)",
"Our Sleep Number is {{ states('sensor.sleepnumber_carlo_carlo_sleepnumber') }}. Wifi connected Bed! #SleepStat (https://github.com/CCOSTAN/Home-AssistantConfig#nest)"
"The {{ states.media_player.living_room_ultra.attributes.friendly_name }} #Roku is playing #{{ states.media_player.living_room_ultra.attributes.app_name }}.",
"The {{ states.media_player.upstairs_living_room.attributes.friendly_name }} #Roku is playing #{{ states.media_player.upstairs_living_room.attributes.app_name }}. (https://github.com/CCOSTAN/Home-AssistantConfig#logo)",
"Yesterday we watched about {{ states.sensor.tv_time.attributes.value|replace('m', '') }} minutes of television. @YouTube & @TabloTV on the @Roku"
