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{%- macro dark_outside() -%}
{{ [
'It is pretty dark outside. I will turn on the outside lights now.' ,
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'The sun is offical down. Exterior Cameras are now motion activated.' ,
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'The sun has been ushered off the stage. Activating the perimiter cameras.' ,
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'It is a little past Sunset. Time to turn on the outside lights. I am on it.' ,
'I will switch on the outside lights. It is getting dark outside.' ,
'Time to turn on the front lights. I will take care of it.' ,
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'Switching to night mode! ' ,
'If you have not looked outside lately the light of the day is gone.' ,
'The outside world has switched to dark mode.'
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] |random }}
{%- endmacro -%}
{%- macro responsibilities() -%}
{% if now().strftime('%a') == 'Wed' or now().strftime('%a') == 'Sun' %}
Today is {{ now().strftime('%A') }} and {{ now().strftime('%A') }} is garbage day.
{% endif %}
{% if now().strftime('%a') == 'Wed' %}
Both Recycling and regular Garbage goes out. Please take out all of the garbage cans tonight.
{% endif %}
{% if now().strftime('%j')|int % 2 != 0 %}
Today is Justin's day to do the chores.
{% else %}
Today is Paige's day to do the chores.
{% endif %}
{%- endmacro -%}
{%- macro inside_weather() -%}
Inside the house, it is {{ states.climate.downstairs.attributes['current_temperature'] }} degrees with around {{ states('sensor.downstairs_thermostat_humidity') }} percent humidity.
{%- endmacro -%}
{%- macro outside_weather() -%}
Outside, it is going to be {{ states('sensor.dark_sky_minutely_summary') }}
{%- endmacro -%}
{%- macro light_check() -%}
{% if states.group.all_lights.state != 'off' -%}
There are
{% for state in states.light if state.state == 'on' -%}
{%- if loop.last -%}
{{ loop.index }}
{%- endif -%}
{%- endfor %}
lights on right now.
{% set comma = joiner(', ') %}
The
{% for group in states.group|groupby('state') -%}
{%- for entity in group.list if entity.state == 'on'
and entity.name.split(' ')[1]|lower == 'lights'
and entity.name.split(' ')[0]|lower != 'all'
and entity.name.split(' ')[0]|lower != 'interior'
-%}
{{ 'and' if loop.last and not loop.first else comma() }}
{{ entity.name|replace('Lights','')}}
{%- endfor -%}
{%- endfor -%}
lights are on.
{%- endif -%}
{%- endmacro -%}
{%- macro window_check() -%}
{% if states.group.entry_points.state != 'off' -%}
{% set comma = joiner(', ') %}
The
{% for state in states.binary_sensor if state.state == 'on' and state.attributes.device_class == 'opening' -%}
{%- endfor %}
{% for group in states.binary_sensor|groupby('state') -%}
{%- for entity in group.list if entity.state == 'on' and entity.attributes.device_class == 'opening' -%}
{{ ' and' if loop.last and not loop.first else comma() }}
{{ entity.attributes.friendly_name }}
{%- endfor -%}
{% endfor %}
need to be closed.
{%- endif -%}
{%- endmacro -%}
{%- macro garage_check() -%}
{% if states.group.garage_doors.state !='closed' -%}
The
{%- for state in states.cover -%}
{%- endfor %}
{% for group in states.cover|groupby('state') -%}
{%- for entity in group.list if entity.state == 'open' and entity.attributes.device_class == 'garage' -%}
{{ ' and' if loop.last and not loop.first }}
{{ entity.attributes.friendly_name }}
{%- endfor -%}
{%- endfor %}
need to be closed.
{%- endif -%}
{%- endmacro -%}
{%- macro medicine() -%}
{% if is_state('input_boolean.medicine', 'off') -%}
It looks like Carlo has not taken his medicine yet. Please make sure Carlo takes his medicine now.
{% endif -%}
{%- endmacro -%}
{%- macro iss() -%}
{% if is_state('binary_sensor.iss', 'on') -%}
Here is something interesting. The international space station is above us now. There are {{ states.binary_sensor.iss.attributes['number_of_people_in_space'] }} people in space right now.
{% endif -%}
{%- endmacro -%}
{%- macro moon() -%}
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{%- if states.sensor.moon.state == 'Full moon' -%}
{{ [
"Check out the full moon tonight!" ,
"Hey look, There is the full moon. " ,
"The moon is huge! And full. " ,
"If you want to see the full moon tonight is the night."
] | random }}
{%- endif -%}
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{%- endmacro -%}
{%- macro uv() -%}
{% if states.sensor.dark_sky_uv_index.state|int >= 6 and states.sensor.dark_sky_uv_index.state|int <= 7.9 %}
Today's UV index is {{ states.sensor.dark_sky_uv_index.state }}. You should wear sunscreen if going outside.
{% elif states.sensor.dark_sky_uv_index.state|int >= 8 and states.sensor.dark_sky_uv_index.state|int <=10.9 %}
Today's UV index is {{ states.sensor.dark_sky_uv_index.state }}. This is VERY HIGH. Be sure wear sunscreen and re-apply.
{% elif states.sensor.dark_sky_uv_index.state|int >= 11 %}
Today's UV index is {{ states.sensor.dark_sky_uv_index.state }}. This is EXTREME. You should be very cautious going outside.
{% endif %}
{%- endmacro -%}
{%- macro holiday() -%}
{% if states.sensor.holiday.state != '' %}
Today is {{ states.sensor.holiday.state }}.
{% endif %}
{%- endmacro -%}
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{%- macro days_until() -%}
{% set month=states("sensor.date").split('-')[1] | int %}
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{%- if month == 4 or month == 5 -%}
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and don't forget, there are {{ states.sensor.mothersday_countdown.state }} days until Mothers day!
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{%- elif month == 6 -%}
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and don't forget, there are {{ states.sensor.fathersday_countdown.state }} days until Fathers day!
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{%- elif month == 9 or month == 10 -%}
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and don't forget, there are {{ states.sensor.halloween_countdown.state }} days until Halloween!
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{%- elif month == 11 or month == 12 -%}
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and don't forget, there are {{ states.sensor.christmas_countdown.state }} days until Christmas!
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{% endif %}
{%- endmacro -%}
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{% macro inspirational_quote() %}
{% set inspirational_quote = [
"and one more thing, Life is about making an impact, make it a positive one. " ,
"and one more thing, Whatever the mind of man can conceive and believe, it can achieve. " ,
"and one more thing, Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value. " ,
"and one more thing, I attribute my overall success to never giving or taking an excuse. " ,
"and one more thing, You miss one hundred percent of the shots you don’ ,
"and one more thing, The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity. " ,
"and one more thing, Every strike brings me closer to the next home run. " ,
"and one more thing, Defining thepurpose is the starting point of all achievement. " ,
"and one more thing, Life is not about getting and having, it's about giving and being. " ,
"and one more thing, We become what we think about. " ,
"and one more thing, Life is ten percent what happens to you and ninety percent of how you react to it. " ,
"and one more thing, The most common way people give up their power is by thinking they do not have any. " ,
"and one more thing, The mind is everything. What you think, you will become. " ,
"and one more thing, The best time to plant a tree was twenty years ago. The second best time is now. " ,
"and one more thing, An unexamined life is not worth living. " ,
"and one more thing, Eighty percent of success is showing up. " ,
"and one more thing, Your time is limited, so do not waste it living someone elses life. " ,
"and one more thing, Winning is not everything, but wanting to win is. " ,
"and one more thing, I am not a product of my circumstances. I am a product of my decisions. " ,
"and one more thing, You can never cross the ocean until you have the courage to lose sight of the shore. " ,
"and one more thing, Either you run the day, or the day runs you. " ,
"and one more thing, Whether you think you can or you think you cannot, you will be right. " ,
"and one more thing, The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why. " ,
"and one more thing, Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it. " ,
"and one more thing, The best revenge is massive success. " ,
"and one more thing, The universe can’ ,
"and one more thing, People often say that motivation does not last. Well, neither does bathing. That is why we recommend it daily. " ,
"and one more thing, Life shrinks or expands in proportion to ones courage. " ,
"and one more thing, If you hear a voice within you say you cannot paint, then by all means paint and that voice will be silenced. " ,
"and one more thing, There is only one way to avoid criticism: do nothing, say nothing, and be nothing. " ,
"and one more thing, Ask and it will be given to you; search, and you will find; knock and the door will be opened for you. " ,
"and one more thing, The only person you are destined to become is the person you decide to be. " ,
"and one more thing, Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined. " ,
"and one more thing, Certain things catch your eye, but pursue only those that capture the heart. " ,
"and one more thing, Believe you can and you are halfway there. " ,
"and one more thing, Everything you have ever wanted is on the other side of fear. " ,
"and one more thing, Start where you are. Use what you have. Do what you can. " ,
"and one more thing, Fall seven times and stand up eight. " ,
"and one more thing, Everything has beauty, but not everyone can see. " ,
"and one more thing, Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away. " ,
"and one more thing, Happiness is not something readymade. It comes from your own actions. " ,
"and one more thing, If you are offered a seat on a rocket ship, do not ask what seat! Just get on. " ,
"and one more thing, If the wind will not serve, take to the oars. " ,
"and one more thing, You can not fall if you do not climb. But there’ ,
"and one more thing, Too many of us are not living our dreams because we are living our fears. " ,
"and one more thing, Challenges are what make life interesting and overcoming them is what makes life meaningful. " ,
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"and one more thing, If you want to lift yourself up, lift up someone else. " ,
"and one more thing, Be nice to others and nice things will happen to you." ,
"and one more thing, It is nice to be important, but more important to be nice."
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] %}
{{inspirational_quote|random}}
{% endmacro %}
{# ********************************************* #}
{# ******** Start the Speech routines ******** #}
{# ********************************************* #}
{% if call_no_announcement != 1 %}
{% if now().strftime('%H')|int < 12 and now().strftime('%H')|int > 6 %}
Good morning.
{% elif now().strftime('%H')|int >= 12 and now().strftime('%H')|int < 17 %}
Good afternoon.
{% else %}
Good evening.
{% endif %}
{% endif %}
{# Called from Annoucenments #}
{{ personarriving }}
{# Called from Nest when thermostats turn on #}
{{ NestStatus }}
{% if call_inside_weather == 1 %}
{{ inside_weather() }}
{% endif %}
{% if call_outside_weather == 1 and is_state('sun.sun', 'above_horizon') %}
{{ outside_weather() }}
{% endif %}
{{ DoorOpened }}
{{ DoorClosed }}
{% if call_dark_outside == 1 %}
{{ dark_outside() }}
{% endif %}
{% if call_garage_check == 1 or is_state('sun.sun', 'below_horizon') %}
{{ garage_check() }}
{% endif %}
{% if (call_window_check == 1 or is_state('sun.sun', 'below_horizon')) or is_state('group.entry_points', 'on') %}
{{ window_check() }}
{% endif %}
{{ NewDevice }}
{% if call_light_check == 1 %}
{{ light_check() }}
{% endif %}
{% if call_responsibilities == 1 %}
{{ responsibilities() }}
{% endif %}
{% if now().strftime('%H')|int > 21 %}
{{ medicine() }}
{% endif %}
{% if value1 is not none %}
{{ value1 }}
{% endif %}
{# call a Random fact about the house or inspiration quote #}
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{{ ([iss, moon, uv, holiday, days_until, outside_weather, outside_weather, inspirational_quote]|random)() }}
