home-assistant-configuration/config/templates/speech/welcome_briefing.yaml

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  {# Event Report #}
  {%- macro getReport() -%}
    <p>
    {% set person = expand('group.people')| selectattr('state', 'eq', 'home') | map(attribute='name')|join(' and ') %}
    {% set peoplecount = expand('group.people') | count %}
    {% if peoplecount == 0 %}
      <s>Welcome Home</s>
    {% else %}
      {% if peoplecount == 1 %}
        {% set is_are = ' is ' %}
        {% set has_have = ' has ' %}
      {% else %}
        {% set is_are = ' are ' %}
        {% set has_have = ' have ' %}
      {% endif %}
      {%- macro greeting_sentence(person, is_are, has_have) -%}
       {{ [
        "Welcome back home " ~ person + ".",
        "Hey " ~ person + "! High Five! Glad you are finally home.",
        "Welcome home " ~ person + "."
        ] | random }}
      {%- endmacro -%}
      {{greeting_sentence(person, is_are, has_have)}}
    {% endif %}
    {{ [
      'It was pretty quiet while you were gone.', 
      'Glad to see you made it back.',
      'Hopefully noting too crazy happened out there.',
      'I would love to hear about your adventures. <break time="1s"/> On second thought I do not care.'
      ] | random }}

    </p>

    <p>
    {%- if is_state('climate.home','off') %}
      <s>The internal climate control system is off. The temperature inside is {{ states.climate.home.attributes.current_temperature }} degrees</s>
    {%- elif is_state('climate.home','heat_cool') %}
      <s>The internal climate control system will try to keep the temperature between {{ states.climate.home.attributes.target_temp_low }} and {{ states.climate.home.attributes.target_temp_high }}</s>
    {% else %}
      <s>The internal climate control system is set to {{ states.climate.home.state }} with a current temperature of {{ states.climate.home.attributes.current_temperature }} which is 
      
        {%- if states.climate.home.attributes.current_temperature | int - states.climate.home.attributes.temperature | int |round > 0 %}
          {{ states.climate.home.attributes.current_temperature | int - states.climate.home.attributes.temperature | int }} degrees above 
        {%- elif states.climate.home.attributes.current_temperature | int - states.climate.home.attributes.temperature | int |round < 0 %}
          {{ (states.climate.home.attributes.current_temperature | int - states.climate.home.attributes.temperature | int) | abs }} degrees below
        {% else %}
          right at 
        {% endif %}
        the set point of {{ states.climate.home.attributes.temperature }}
      degrees</s>
    {%- endif -%}
    <s>And The internal humidity is currently {{ states.climate.home.attributes.current_humidity }} percent</s>
    </p>

    <p>
    {%- if is_state('sensor.washer_status','complete') %}
      The washing machine completed its cycle 
      {% set seconds = now().timestamp() - as_timestamp(states.sensor.washer_status.last_changed) %}
      {% set hours = seconds / 60 %}
      {% if (seconds / ( 60 * 60 )) | int == 1 %}
        over an hour ago.
      {% elif (seconds / ( 60 * 60 )) | int > 1 and (seconds / ( 60 * 60 )) | int < 6 %}
        over {{ (seconds //  ( 60 * 60 )) | int }} hours ago.
        {{ [
        'Much longer and you are going to need to wash them again.', 
        'Someone needs to rotate the laundry.',
        'Do not forget about the closthes in the washing machine.',
        'Surely you did not mean to forget about the clothes. Mistakes happen. But you can still fix it.',
        'Do you like your clothes smeling like mildew? Becasue that is what is happening right now.'
        ] | random }}
      {% elif (seconds / ( 60 * 60 )) | int > 6 %}
        over {{ (seconds //  ( 60 * 60 )) | int }} hours ago.
        {{ [
        'That is a crazy amount of time.', 
        'Did you decide you want those clothes to suffer?',
        'You might as well just rewash those clothes.',
        'I can smell the mildew virtually.',
        'Surely you did not mean to forget about the clothes.'
        ] | random }}
      {% else %}
        {{ (seconds // 60) | int }} minutes ago.
        {{ [
        'Do not forget to rotate the clothes.', 
        'Someone forgot to move the clothes to the dryer. I am not going to name names, but there is a camera in there. Do I need to publically shame someone?',
        'You might want to move them to the dryer.'
        ] | random }}
      {% endif %}
    {% endif %}
    </p>

    <p>
    {%- if is_state('sensor.front_door_motion_away_count','0') %}
      While you were gone there was no motion detected at the front door.
    {% else %}
      While you were out I detected motion at the front door {{ states.sensor.front_door_motion_away_count.state | int }} times.
    {% endif %}
    </p>



    


  {%- endmacro -%}


  {# a macro that removes all newline characters, empty spaces, and returns formatted text  #}
    {%- macro cleanup(data) -%}
      {%- for item in data.split("\n")  if item | trim != "" -%}
        {{ item | trim }} {% endfor -%}
  {%- endmacro -%}

  {# a macro to call all macros :)  #}
    {%- macro mother_of_all_macros() -%}
      {{ getReport() }}
    {%- endmacro -%}
    
    {# Call the macro  #}
    {{- cleanup(mother_of_all_macros()) -}}