80 lines
3.8 KiB
YAML
80 lines
3.8 KiB
YAML
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{# Skylar Nightly Report #}
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{%- macro getReport() -%}
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<p>
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Skyler,
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{{ [ 'It is time to get in the bath. ',
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'It is almost bedtime. That means you should be heading for the bathtub. Time to get clean.',
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'I cannot communicate with the bathtub. Or I would have started the water for you already. So you will have to start the bath, <emphasis>yourself</emphasis>',
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'My sensors are detecting a <emphasis>strange</emphasis> smell. I am running diagnostics. But in the mean time, <emphasis>you</emphasis> should start a bath.',
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'I hate to say it but, it is time to get cleaned up.',
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'Did you ever hear the one about the kid who never took a bath? <break time="2s"/>Yeah, me <emphasis>either</emphasis>. So we should keep it that way. Bath time now, <emphasis>sir</emphasis>.',
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'The count down clock has started. Time to get cleaned up, and get your pajamas on.'
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] | random }}
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{% if is_state('sensor.school_tomorrow', 'on') %}
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{{ [ 'Because you have school tomorrow. ',
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'Because you have to get up early tomorrow for school.',
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'Because you want to be ready for school tomorrow.'
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] | random }}
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{% else %}
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{% set month=states("sensor.date").split('-')[1] | int %}
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{%- if is_state('input_boolean.school_in_session', 'off') -%}
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{{ [ 'Looks like tomorrow is another day of summer vacation. ',
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'You are still on summer break tomorrow. ',
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'Summer vacation does not last forever, but it is not over yet. '
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] | random }}
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{% else %}
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Oh, and it appears you do not have school tomorrow
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{% endif %}
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{{ [ 'so you can sleep in late tomorrow. ',
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' so there is not a reason to get up early tomorrow. ',
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'so we can sleep in tomorrow. '
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] | random }}
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{% endif %}
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{% if states.sensor.school_start_days2go.state | int < 10 and states.sensor.school_start_days2go.state | int > 1 -%}
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{{ [ 'I hate to say it, but ',
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'Unforunately,',
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'All good things must come to an end.'
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] | random }}
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There are only {{ states.sensor.school_start_days2go.state }} days
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{{ [ 'left of summer vacation. ',
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' left of summer break.',
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'Until School starts again.'
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] | random }}
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{% elif states.sensor.school_start_days2go.state | int == 1 -%}
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Tomorrow is the first day of school. Are you ready?
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{%- endif %}
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{% if states.sensor.school_end_days2go.state | int < 10 and states.sensor.school_end_days2go.state | int > 0 -%}
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{{ [ 'School is almost over for the year.',
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'You have made it to the end of the school year.',
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'You are almost done with school.'
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] | random }}
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There are only {{ states.sensor.school_end_days2go.state }} days
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{{ [ 'left in the school year ',
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' left of school.',
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'Until the last day of school.'
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] | random }}
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{% elif states.sensor.school_end_days2go.state | int == 0 -%}
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Tomorrow is the first day of summer. Are you ready?
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{%- endif %}
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{{ [ 'I have configured Skylers room for sleep prep. ',
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'The lighting in Skylers room has been adjusted in preparation for bed.',
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'I have executed the Pre bed routine for Skylers room.'
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] | random }}
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</p>
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{%- endmacro -%}
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{# a macro that removes all newline characters, empty spaces, and returns formatted text #}
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{%- macro cleanup(data) -%}
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{%- for item in data.split("\n") if item | trim != "" -%}
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{{ item | trim }} {% endfor -%}
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{%- endmacro -%}
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{# a macro to call all macros :) #}
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{%- macro mother_of_all_macros() -%}
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{{ getReport() }}
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{%- endmacro -%}
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{# Call the macro #}
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{{- cleanup(mother_of_all_macros()) -}}
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