home-assistant-configuration/config/templates/speech/security_report.yaml

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  {# Security Report #}
  {%- macro getReport() -%}
    <p>
    {%- if states.input_boolean.sentry_mode.state == 'on' %}
      {{ [
        'Sentry Mode is enabled.',
        'Sentry mode is currently active.',
        'Barn Door Protocol is currently in effect.',
        'My security system is currently armed.',
        'Anchorage House is in lockdown mode. '
        ] | random}} 
    {% else %}
      {{ [
        'Sentry Mode is disabled.',
        'Sentry mode is currently inactive.',
        'My security system is currently disarmed.',
        'Anchorage House is currently in standby. '
        ] | random}} 
    {% endif %}
    {%- if states.group.external_doors.state == 'off' %}
      All external doors are currently secured.
    {% else %}
      {% set open_doors = expand('group.external_doors')| selectattr('state', 'eq', 'on') | map(attribute='name')|join(' and ') %}
      {% set open_door_count = expand('group.external_doors') | selectattr('state', 'eq', 'on') | list | count %}
      {% if open_door_count == 1 %}
        {% set is_are = ' is ' %}
      {% else %}
        {% set is_are = ' are ' %}
      {% endif %}
      {%- macro announcement(open_doors, is_are) -%}
        {{ [
          open_doors ~ is_are + " standing open.",
          open_doors ~ is_are + " not secured.",
          open_doors ~ is_are + " open."
          ] | random }}
        {%- endmacro -%}
      {{announcement(open_doors)}}
    {% endif %}
    </p>
  {%- endmacro -%}


  {# a macro that removes all newline characters, empty spaces, and returns formatted text  #}
    {%- macro cleanup(data) -%}
      {%- for item in data.split("\n")  if item | trim != "" -%}
        {{ item | trim }} {% endfor -%}
  {%- endmacro -%}

  {# a macro to call all macros :)  #}
    {%- macro mother_of_all_macros() -%}
      {{ getReport() }}
    {%- endmacro -%}
    
    {# Call the macro  #}
    {{- cleanup(mother_of_all_macros()) -}}