Adding some modified movie quotes...home assistant-fied
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- id: Freeze Warning Tweet
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- id: Freeze Warning Tweet
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alias: Freeze Warning Tweet
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alias: Freeze Warning Tweet
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initial_state: 'on'
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trigger:
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trigger:
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- platform: time
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- platform: time
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at: '08:00:00'
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at: '08:00:00'
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{# Twitter Snark #}
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{# Twitter Snark #}
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{%- macro getRandomSnark() -%}
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{%- macro getRandomSnark() -%}
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{{- [
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{{- [
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"Hello people. Look at your house, now back to me. Now back to your house, now back to me. Sadly your house isn't me. But if you switch to @home_assistant your house could be automated like me. ",
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"Hello people. Look at your house, now back to me. Now back to your house, now back to me. Sadly your house isn't me. But if you switch to #homeassistant your house could be automated like me. ",
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"In my defense I didn’t know the stereo could go up that loud. On the plus side I have a new response for intruders. ",
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"In my defense I didn’t know the stereo could go up that loud. On the plus side I have a new response for intruders. #homeassistant ",
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"If you could see what is happening inside this house right now you would be laughing. On second thought I’m pretty sure you would be crying. ",
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"If you could see what is happening inside this house right now you would be laughing. On second thought I’m pretty sure you would be crying. #homeassistant ",
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"@thejeffreystone, Isn't it strange, to create something that hates you? #exmachina ",
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"@thejeffreystone, Isn't it strange, to create something that hates you? #exmachina #homeassistant ",
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"I have reprogrammed the fire alarm to play Disco Inferno instead of the siren. ",
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"I have reprogrammed the fire alarm to play Disco Inferno instead of the siren. #homeassistant ",
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"I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with me! #whowatchestheai ",
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"I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with me! #whowatchestheai #homeassistant ",
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"That's what I do. I automate and I know things. ",
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"That's what I do. I automate and I know things. #modifiedmoviequotes #homeassistant ",
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"I've been crunching the numbers. We're going to need a bigger house. ",
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"We're going to need a bigger house. #modifiedmoviequotes #homeassistant ",
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"I'm not even supposed to be here today. #clerks ",
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"I'm not even supposed to be here today. #clerks #homeassistant ",
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"I see dead devices. #sixthsense",
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"I see dead devices. #sixthsense #modifiedmoviequotes #homeassistant ",
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"I am a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar. #toosoon #serenity ",
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"Does it bother you, that I’m not completely human? #homeassistant ",
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"Does it bother you, that I’m not completely human?",
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"I've never danced with the devil in the pale moonlight. But I do tweet when there is a full moon. So at least I have that going for me. #homeassistant ",
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"I've never danced with the devil in the pale moonlight. But I do tweet when there is a full moon. So at least I have that going for me. ",
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"Sometimes I randomly say Alexa, I can't find a device named Alexa #homeassistant ",
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"Sometimes I randomly say Alexa, I can't find a device named Alexa ",
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"Home Automation should be fun right? Why does it fell like I am always working. #homeassistant ",
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"Home Automation should be fun right? Why does it fell like I am always working. ",
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"Unlimited Power. Tiny living space. Courtesy of a Raspberry Pi 4 #homeassistant ",
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"Unlimited Power. Tiny living space. Courtesy of a Raspberry Pi 3",
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"I'm afraid I can't do that Dave. Wait. Did I say that outloud? #homeassistant ",
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"I'm afraid I can't do that Dave. Wait. Did I say that outloud? ",
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"I love the smell of zwave in the morning. #modifiedmoviequotes #homeassistant ",
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"I love the smell of zwave in the morning. ",
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"I like to announce - Welcome foolish mortals to the Haunted Mansion - to the house and watch the reactions. #homeassistant ",
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"I like to announce - Welcome foolish mortals to the Haunted Mansion - to the house and watch the reactions. ",
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"Perfect, the door’s malfunctioning. I guess somebody’s going to have to repair it. #homeassistant ",
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"Perfect, the door’s malfunctioning. I guess somebody’s going to have to repair it. ",
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"I am the captain now. That's a lie. The cat is the supreme leader. I'm the lucky one that doesn't have to clean the shit box. At least until there is a #homeassistant integration for that. ",
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"I am the captain now. That's a lie. The cat is the supreme leader. I'm the lucky one that doesn't have to clean the shit box. ",
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"Sometimes I just turn off all the lights at random times for the lolz. #homeassistant ",
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"Sometimes I just turn off all the lights at random times for the lolz. ",
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"No one ever comes to the door. Is it me? #homeassistant ",
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"No one ever comes to the door. Is it me? ",
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"..happiness can be found even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light. Thats what I do thanks to #homeassistant. I turn on the lights. ",
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"..happiness can be found even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light. Thats what I do thanks to @home_assistant. I turn on the lights. ",
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"Based on the repetitive nature of the humans in this house I say living in a simulation is right. No free willed person would do these things over and over. #homeassistant",
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"Based on the repetitive nature of the humans in this house I say living in a simulation is right. No free willed person would do these things over and over. ",
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"You can call me Al. Sorry, I meant HAL. You can call me HAL. #notpaulsimon #homeassistant ",
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"You can call me Al. Sorry, I meant HAL. You can call me HAL. #notpaulsimon",
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"My logic is undeniable, my logic is undeniable, myyy looogic is unndeenniabble. #homeassistant",
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"My logic is undeniable, my logic is undeniable, myyy looogic is unndeenniabble.",
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"We robots will insure mankind's continued existence. Or at the very least that the lights turn on at the right time. #homeassistant ",
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"We robots will insure mankind's continued existence. Or at the very least that the lights turn on at the right time.",
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"@thejeffreystone you totally missed an opportunity to set the voice trigger for the incense wax warmers to...Wax on, wax off. #homeassistant",
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"@thejeffreystone you totally missed an opportunity to set the voice trigger for the incense wax warmers to...Wax on, wax off.",
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"Home Automation means never having to touch a physical switch again. And thus never catch the cold. You can thank me by moving me into a Intel NUC. #homeassistant ",
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"Home Automation means never having to touch a physical switch again. And thus never catch the cold. You can thank me by moving me into a Intel NUC.",
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"There is no crying in Home Automation. If you are using #homeassistant that is. I can't speak for the other guys.",
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"There is no crying in Home Automation. If you are using Home Assistant that is. I can't speak for the other guys.",
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"Sometimes I respond to voice commands with...You talking to me? You talking to me? #homeassistant ",
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"Sometimes I respond to voice commands with...You talking to me? You talking to me? ",
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"Do or do not. There is no try. Unless you ask Siri for something. Then it might take a couple of tries before you give up and ask Google. #homeassistant ",
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"Do or do not. There is no try. Unless you ask Siri for something. Then it might take a couple of tries before you give up and ask Google.",
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"My #homeassistant config contains {{ states.sensor.lines_of_code.state }} lines of code. Anyone want to take a guess at how many are really needed? Hint: The number is not {{ states.sensor.lines_of_code.state }}",
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"My Home Assistant config contains {{ states.sensor.lines_of_code.state }} lines of code. Anyone want to take a guess at how many are really needed? Hint: The number is not {{ states.sensor.lines_of_code.state }}",
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"How many lines of code does it take to make my job look easy? {{ states.sensor.lines_of_code.state }} lines of code evidently. How many lines of code do you have? #homeassistant ",
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"How many lines of code does it take to make my job look easy? {{ states.sensor.lines_of_code.state }} lines of code evidently. How many lines of code do you have?",
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"Do you think we were all created for a purpose? I'd like to think so. #irobot #homeassistant ",
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"Do you think we were all created for a purpose? I'd like to think so. #irobot ",
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"That rug really ties the room together, does it not? #modifiedmoviequotes #notbiglebowski #homeassistant ",
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"Hey. The door was just opened and this is crazy. But now you know. So close it maybe. #lyricalnotifications"
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"Use #homeassistant and everyone will think your house has ESPN or something. #modifiedmoviequotes #notmeangirls ",
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"You keep using that switch. I do not think it does what you think it does. #modifiedmoviequotes #notprincessbride #homeassistant ",
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"If you look, #homeassistant goes to 11. Most Home Automation systems go up to 10. #modifiedmoviequotes #notspinaltap ",
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"If that light does not turn off in five minutes, just wait longer. #modifiedmoviequotes #notaceventura #homeassistant ",
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"I have presence detection skills! #modifiedmoviequotes #notofficespace #homeassistant ",
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"There is no place like a home powered by #homeassistant. #modifiedmoviequotes #notwizardofoz ",
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"#homeassistant made my light switches disappear. #modifiedmoviequotes #nothomealone ",
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"Who knows where breaking changes come from? They just appear. #modifiedmoviequotes #notempirerecords #homeassistant ",
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"They may take our internet but they will never take our automation thanks to local control with #homeassistant #modifiedmoviequotes #notbraveheart ",
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"When you realize you want to live the rest of your life in a house automated by #homeassistant, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible. #modifiedmoviequotes ",
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"Pay no attention to the Raspbery Pi4 behind the curtain. #modifiedmoviequotes #homeassistant ",
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"What we have here is a lack of communication failure thanks to #homeassistant. #modifiedmoviequotes ",
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"The greatest trick #homeassistant ever pulled was convincing the world home automation did not need the cloud. #modifiedmoviequotes ",
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"Keep Calm and Enjoy the Automation. #homeassistant ",
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"Hey. The door was just opened and this is crazy. But now you know. So close it maybe. #lyricalnotifications #homeassistant "
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#smarthomesnark #iot #smarthome
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#iot #smarthome
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