From c45fe031fed72007c1a3f5fa04aa312260b9033a Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Jeffrey Stone Date: Tue, 23 Jul 2019 09:42:03 -0400 Subject: [PATCH] Added some new snark --- templates/twitter_snark.yaml | 11 +++++++++-- 1 file changed, 9 insertions(+), 2 deletions(-) diff --git a/templates/twitter_snark.yaml b/templates/twitter_snark.yaml index a0b0826..4a88b25 100755 --- a/templates/twitter_snark.yaml +++ b/templates/twitter_snark.yaml @@ -13,16 +13,23 @@ "Your house can be a #smarthome too. All you need is @home_assistant, and some config files. I suggest https://github.com/bruhautomation/BRUH3-Home-Assistant-Configuration cc: @BRUHautomation ", "Your house can be a #smarthome too. All you need is @home_assistant, and some config files. I suggest https://github.com/isabellaalstrom/HomeAssistantConfiguration cc: @teachingbirds ", "If you could see what is happening inside this house right now you would be laughing. On second thought I’m pretty sure you would be crying. ", - "@thejeffreystone, Isn't it strange, to create something that hates you? ", + "@thejeffreystone, Isn't it strange, to create something that hates you? #exmachina ", "I have reprogrammed the fire alarm to play Disco Inferno instead of the siren. ", "I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with me! #whowatchestheai ", "That's what I do. I automate and I know things. ", "I've been crunching the numbers. We're going to need a bigger house. ", + "Hello people. Look at your house, now back to me. Now back to your house, now back to me. Sadly your house isn't me. But if you switch to @home_assistant your house could be automated like me. ", + "I'm not even supposed to be here today. #clerks " "I see dead devices. ", - "I am a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar. #toosoon", + "I am a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar. #toosoon #serenity ", "Look, @thejeffreystone, I can see you’re really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over. #2001", "Does it bother you, that I’m not completely human?", + "I've never danced with the devil in the pale moonlight. But I do tweet when there is a full moon. So at least I have that going for me. ", + "Sometimes I randomly say Alexa, I can't find a device named Alexa ", + "Home Automation should be fun right? Why does it fell like I am always working. ", + "Unlimited Power. Tiny living space. Courtesy of a Raspberry Pi 3", "I'm afraid I can't do that Dave. Wait. Did I say that outloud? ", + "Hello people. Look at your house, now back to me. Now back to your house, now back to me. Sadly your house isn't me. But if you switch to @home_assistant your house could be automated like me. ", "I love the smell of zwave in the morning. ", "I like to announce 'Welcome foolish mortals to the Haunted Mansion' to the house and watch the reactions. ", "Perfect, the door’s malfunctioning. I guess somebody’s going to have to repair it. ",