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Major audible notification overhual. It was hard to maintain. This will be easier. Maybe

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Jeffrey Stone 2020-12-02 22:55:11 -05:00
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config/automations.yaml
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@ -254,48 +254,14 @@
entity_id: binary_sensor.front_door entity_id: binary_sensor.front_door
state: 'off' state: 'off'
action: action:
- service: script.ah_report - service: script.jarvis_voice
data_template: data_template:
speech_message: '{{ [ "I have detected motion at the ", "Someone may be at the who: '{{ states.sensor.room_audio.state }}'
", "There is movement at the ", "My sensors are picking up motion at the ", message: '{{ [ "I have detected motion at the ", "Someone may be at the
"We appear to have a visitor at the " ] | random }} {{ trigger.to_state.attributes.friendly_name ", "There is movement at the ", "My sensors are picking up motion at the ",
}}. "We appear to have a visitor at the " ] | random }} {{ trigger.to_state.attributes.friendly_name
}}.'
'
call_snark_door_motion: 1
- delay: 00:02:00 - delay: 00:02:00
mode: single mode: single
initial_state: true initial_state: true
- id: improved_welcome_home
alias: Improved Welcome Home
mode: queued
max: 4
trigger:
- platform: state
entity_id:
- person.jeffrey
- person.katherine
- person.uncle_matt
- person.papa
from: not_home
to: home
condition:
- condition: state
entity_id: sensor.family_status
state: Home
action:
- service: script.family_is_home
- delay: 00:02:00
- service: script.ah_report
data_template:
call_interuption: 1
welcome_home: "{% set person = trigger.to_state.attributes.friendly_name %}\
\ {%- macro greeting_sentence(person) -%} {{ [\n person + \" has arrived.\"\
,\n person + \" is in the neighborhood.\",\n person + \" is arriving.\"\
,\n \"My sensors are picking up the presence of additional humans. \" ~ person\
\ +\" has been identified as home.\",\n \"Welcome back home \" ~ person,\n\
\ \"Guess who is home?\" ~ person +\" is!\",\n \"I am sensing a disturbance\
\ in the force. \" ~ person +\" must be home!\",\n person + \" is now in\
\ the house.\",\n person ~ \"! You are home!\",\n \"I know a secret! \"\
\ ~ person +\" is home!\",\n person + \" has finally made it home.\"\n \
\ ] | random }}\n{%- endmacro -%} {{greeting_sentence(person)}}\n"

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config/groups.yaml
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@ -7,6 +7,10 @@ Family:
- person.jeffrey - person.jeffrey
- person.katherine - person.katherine
arriving:
name: Arriving
entities: []
House Conditions: House Conditions:
- climate.first_floor - climate.first_floor

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config/input_boolean.yaml
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@ -83,4 +83,9 @@ skylar_school:
name: Skylar at School name: Skylar at School
shuffle_spotify: shuffle_spotify:
name: Spotify Shuffle name: Spotify Shuffle
good_morning_report:
name: Good Morning Report
master_bedroom_alarm:
name: Master Bedroom Alarm
skylar_awake:
name: Skylar Awake

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config/input_datetime.yaml
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@ -47,3 +47,8 @@ morning_standby:
name: Morning Standby name: Morning Standby
has_date: false has_date: false
has_time: true has_time: true
skylar_awake_at:
name: Skylar Awake At
has_date: false
has_time: true

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config/packages/announcements.yaml
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@ -18,6 +18,10 @@ input_datetime:
name: Nightly Report name: Nightly Report
has_date: false has_date: false
has_time: true has_time: true
daily_report:
name: Daily Report
has_date: false
has_time: true
skylar_morning_report: skylar_morning_report:
name: Skylar Dressed Announcement name: Skylar Dressed Announcement
has_date: false has_date: false
@ -60,32 +64,6 @@ automation:
action: action:
- service: script.turn_on_ha_speaker - service: script.turn_on_ha_speaker
- id: turn_on_ha_receiver
alias: Turn on HA Receiver
initial_state: true
trigger:
- platform: time
at: '06:45:00'
action:
- service: media_player.turn_on
data:
entity_id: media_player.tsr_6750_a3ed2f
- service: media_player.volume_set
data_template:
entity_id: media_player.tsr_6750_a3ed2f
volume_level: .80
- id: turn_off_ha_receiver
alias: Turn off HA Receiver
initial_state: true
trigger:
- platform: time
at: '23:30:00'
action:
- service: media_player.turn_off
data:
entity_id: media_player.tsr_6750_a3ed2f
- id: set_audible_time_off_guest - id: set_audible_time_off_guest
alias: set audible time off guest alias: set audible time off guest
@ -104,25 +82,6 @@ automation:
20:30 20:30
{% endif %} {% endif %}
- id: set_audible_time_off_normal
alias: set audible time off normal
trigger:
- platform: state
entity_id: input_boolean.guest_mode
to: 'off'
- platform: state
entity_id: binary_sensor.school_tomorrow
action:
- service: input_datetime.set_datetime
entity_id: input_datetime.audible_notification_off
data_template:
time: >
{% if states.binary_sensor.school_tomorrow.state == 'on' %}
19:30
{% else %}
20:45
{% endif %}
- id: prebed_routine - id: prebed_routine
initial_state: true initial_state: true
@ -131,9 +90,7 @@ automation:
platform: template platform: template
value_template: "{{ states('sensor.time') == (state_attr('input_datetime.skylar_nightly_report', 'timestamp') | int | timestamp_custom('%H:%M', False)) }}" value_template: "{{ states('sensor.time') == (state_attr('input_datetime.skylar_nightly_report', 'timestamp') | int | timestamp_custom('%H:%M', False)) }}"
action: action:
- service: script.ah_report - service: script.skylar_nightly_briefing
data:
call_prebed_routine: 1
- id: nightly_report - id: nightly_report
initial_state: true initial_state: true
@ -142,45 +99,26 @@ automation:
platform: template platform: template
value_template: "{{ states('sensor.time') == (state_attr('input_datetime.nightly_report', 'timestamp') | int | timestamp_custom('%H:%M', False)) }}" value_template: "{{ states('sensor.time') == (state_attr('input_datetime.nightly_report', 'timestamp') | int | timestamp_custom('%H:%M', False)) }}"
action: action:
- service: script.ah_report - service: script.nightly_briefing_report
data:
call_greeting: 1
call_evening_greeting: 1
call_weather_alerts: 1
call_overnight_forecast: 1
call_freeze_warning: 1
call_future_forecast: 1
call_upcoming_holidays: 1
call_upcoming_events: 1
call_reminders: 1
call_chores: 1
call_full_moon: 1
- id: good_morning_report - id: good_morning_report
alias: Good Morning Report alias: Good Morning Report
initial_state: true initial_state: true
trigger: trigger:
platform: template # platform: template
value_template: "{{ states('sensor.time') == (state_attr('input_datetime.morning_report', 'timestamp') | int | timestamp_custom('%H:%M', False)) }}" # value_template: "{{ states('sensor.time') == (state_attr('input_datetime.morning_report', 'timestamp') | int | timestamp_custom('%H:%M', False)) }}"
- platform: state
entity_id: binary_sensor.kitchen_occupancy
to: 'on'
condition:
- condition: time
after: '07:00:00'
before: '08:30:00'
- condition: state
entity_id: input_boolean.good_morning_report
state: 'on'
action: action:
- service: script.ah_report - service: script.morning_briefing
data:
call_greeting: 1
call_morning_greeting: 1
call_time_annc: 1
call_weather_alerts: 1
call_skylar_dressed: 1
call_school_today: 1
call_skylar_events: 1
call_todays_events: 1
call_current_conditions_outside: 1
call_clothes_suggestion: 1
call_current_conditions_inside: 1
call_daily_forecast: 1
call_upcoming_birthdays: 1
call_upcoming_events: 1
call_reminders: 1
call_chores: 1
- service: script.twitter_notify - service: script.twitter_notify
data: data:
message: >- message: >-
@ -193,33 +131,26 @@ automation:
"#Homeassistant gives me the ability to make daily announcements like the one I just did using #Amazon Polly.", "#Homeassistant gives me the ability to make daily announcements like the one I just did using #Amazon Polly.",
"Each day at this time I provide the residents of this house an update that includes everything they need to know about the upcoming day. But with more snark." "Each day at this time I provide the residents of this house an update that includes everything they need to know about the upcoming day. But with more snark."
] | random }} ] | random }}
- service: switch.turn_off - service: input_boolean.turn_on
entity_id: switch.0xf0d1b80000052281_switch entity_id: input_boolean.good_morning_report
# - id: skylar_morning_greeting
# alias: Skylar Morning Greeting - id: master_bedroom_report
# initial_state: true alias: Master Bedroom Report
# trigger: initial_state: true
# platform: template trigger:
# value_template: "{{ states('sensor.time') == (state_attr('input_datetime.skylar_morning_report', 'timestamp') | int | timestamp_custom('%H:%M', False)) }}" platform: template
# # condition: value_template: "{{ states('sensor.time') == (state_attr('input_datetime.daily_report', 'timestamp') | int | timestamp_custom('%H:%M', False)) }}"
# # - condition: time condition:
# # weekday: - condition: time
# # - mon weekday:
# # - tue - mon
# # - wed - tue
# # - thu - wed
# # - fri - thu
# action: - fri
# - service: script.ah_report action:
# data: - service: script.morning_wakeup_report
# call_interuption: 1
# call_skylar_dressed: 1
# call_school_today: 1
# call_skylar_events: 1
# call_clothes_suggestion: 1
# - service: switch.turn_off
# entity_id: switch.0xf0d1b80000052281_switch
- id: skylar_morning_alarm_announcement - id: skylar_morning_alarm_announcement
alias: skylar morning alarm announcement alias: skylar morning alarm announcement
@ -232,18 +163,20 @@ automation:
action: action:
- service: scene.turn_on - service: scene.turn_on
entity_id: scene.skylar_room_morning entity_id: scene.skylar_room_morning
- service: notify.alexa_media_skylar_s_bedroom - service: script.skylar_morning_briefing
data: # - service: notify.alexa_media_skylar_s_bedroom
message: Good Morning Skylar. Time to Rise and Shine. # data:
data: # message: Good Morning Skylar. Time to Rise and Shine.
type: tts # data:
- delay: # type: tts
seconds: 30 # - delay:
- service: notify.alexa_media_skylar_s_bedroom # seconds: 30
data: # - service: notify.alexa_media_skylar_s_bedroom
message: Good Morning Skylar. You have school today. Time to get up. # data:
data: # message: Good Morning Skylar. You have school today. Time to get up.
type: tts # data:
# type: tts
- id: set_skylar_morning_report_time - id: set_skylar_morning_report_time
alias: set skylar morning report time alias: set skylar morning report time
@ -261,19 +194,87 @@ automation:
07:15 07:15
{% endif %} {% endif %}
- id: set_morning_report_time # - id: set_morning_report_time
alias: set morning report time # alias: set morning report time
trigger: # trigger:
- platform: time # - platform: time
at: '05:50:30' # at: '05:50:30'
action: # action:
- service: input_datetime.set_datetime # - service: input_datetime.set_datetime
entity_id: input_datetime.morning_report # entity_id: input_datetime.morning_report
data_template: # data_template:
time: > # time: >
{% if states.calendar.skylar_school.attributes.offset_reached == True %} # {% if states.calendar.skylar_school.attributes.offset_reached == True %}
07:10 # 07:10
{% else %} # {% else %}
08:00 # 08:00
{% endif %} # {% endif %}
script:
reset_annc_switches:
sequence:
- service: input_boolean.turn_off
entity_id: input_boolean.good_morning_report
security_briefing:
sequence:
- service: script.jarvis_voice
data_template:
who: kitchen
message: !include ../templates/speech/security_report.yaml
event_briefing:
sequence:
- service: script.jarvis_voice
data_template:
who: kitchen
message: !include ../templates/speech/event_briefing.yaml
skylar_morning_briefing:
sequence:
- service: >
{%- if is_state('binary_sensor.theater_occupancy', 'on') and is_state('media_player.theater_tv', 'on') %}
script.jarvis_voice
{% else %}
notify.alexa_media_skylar_s_bedroom
{%- endif %}
data: >
{%- if is_state('binary_sensor.theater_occupancy', 'on') and is_state('media_player.theater_tv', 'on') %}
who: main
message: !include ../templates/speech/skylar_morning_briefing.yaml
{% else %}
message: !include ../templates/speech/skylar_morning_briefing.yaml
data:
type: tts
{%- endif %}
skylar_nightly_briefing:
sequence:
- service: script.jarvis_voice
data_template:
who: '{{ states.sensor.room_audio.state }}'
message: !include ../templates/speech/skylar_nightly_briefing.yaml
nightly_briefing_report:
sequence:
- service: script.jarvis_voice
data_template:
who: '{{ states.sensor.room_audio.state }}'
message: !include ../templates/speech/nightly_briefing.yaml
morning_briefing:
sequence:
- service: script.jarvis_voice
data_template:
who: kitchen
message: !include ../templates/speech/morning_briefing.yaml
morning_wakeup_report:
sequence:
- service: script.jarvis_voice
data_template:
who: master_bedroom
message: !include ../templates/speech/morning_wakeup_report.yaml

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config/packages/appliances.yaml
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@ -149,9 +149,20 @@ script:
- condition: state - condition: state
entity_id: sensor.washer_status entity_id: sensor.washer_status
state: complete state: complete
- service: script.ah_report - service: script.jarvis_voice
data: data_template:
call_washer_needs_emptying: 1 who: '{{ states.sensor.room_audio.state }}'
message: >
<p>
{{ [
'Just a reminder. Washing machine needs to be emptied.',
'I am sure you have more inportant things to do, but do not forget to empty the washer.',
'Looks like the washing machine has completed it is cycle. You know what to do. <break time="1s"/> I hope.',
'Do not forget to move the clothes to the dryer.',
"Someone forgot to move the clothes to the dryer. I am not going to name any names. But there is a camera in there. ",
"Do you like when your clothes smell like mildew? Because that is what is happeneing. <break time="1s"/> Right now. "
] | random }}
</p>
washer_idle: washer_idle:

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config/packages/audio.yaml
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@ -106,3 +106,27 @@ script:
media_content_type: video/youtube media_content_type: video/youtube
media_content_id: > media_content_id: >
{{ media }} {{ media }}
sensor:
- platform: template
sensors:
room_audio:
friendly_name: "Room Audio"
unit_of_measurement: ''
value_template: >-
{%- if is_state('binary_sensor.theater_occupancy', 'on') and is_state('media_player.theater_tv', 'on') %}
theater
{% elif is_state('binary_sensor.kitchen_occupancy', 'on') %}
kitchen
{% elif is_state('binary_sensor.living_room_occupancy', 'on') and is_state('input_boolean.audible_notifications', 'on') %}
main
{% elif is_state('binary_sensor.croft_occupancy', 'on') %}
croft
{% elif is_state('binary_sensor.master_bedroom_occupancy', 'on') %}
master_bedroom
{% else %}
all_google
{%- endif %}
last_alexa:
value_template: >
{{ states.media_player | selectattr('attributes.last_called','eq',True) | map(attribute='entity_id') | first }}

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config/packages/daily.yaml
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@ -165,6 +165,7 @@ automation:
data: data:
entity_id: light.kitchen_cabinets entity_id: light.kitchen_cabinets
- service: script.good_night_loft - service: script.good_night_loft
- service: script.reset_annc_switches
- service: script.twitter_notify_image - service: script.twitter_notify_image
data_template: data_template:
tweet: >- tweet: >-
@ -222,10 +223,7 @@ automation:
data: data:
entity_id: alarm_control_panel.aarlo_ah_base_station entity_id: alarm_control_panel.aarlo_ah_base_station
mode: 'Armed' mode: 'Armed'
- service: script.ah_report - service: script.nightly_briefing_report
data:
call_dark_outside: 1
call_garage_door_status: 1
- id: outside_lights_off_sunrise - id: outside_lights_off_sunrise
alias: Outside Lights off at Sunrise alias: Outside Lights off at Sunrise
@ -384,7 +382,7 @@ automation:
data_template: data_template:
time: > time: >
{% if states.sensor.school_tomorrow.state == 'on' %} {% if states.sensor.school_tomorrow.state == 'on' %}
20:00 19:45
{% else %} {% else %}
20:15 20:15
{% endif %} {% endif %}

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config/packages/events.yaml
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@ -185,10 +185,10 @@ automation:
value_template: '{{ states.calendar.skylar_school.state == "Off" }}' value_template: '{{ states.calendar.skylar_school.state == "Off" }}'
action: action:
- wait_template: "{{ not is_state('media_player.ha_speaker', 'playing') }}" - wait_template: "{{ not is_state('media_player.ha_speaker', 'playing') }}"
- service: script.ah_report - service: script.jarvis_voice
data: data_template:
call_interuption: 1 who: '{{ states.sensor.room_audio.state }}'
speech_message: "Blackout time has started." message: "Blackout time has started."
- service: input_boolean.turn_on - service: input_boolean.turn_on
entity_id: input_boolean.blackout_time entity_id: input_boolean.blackout_time
@ -204,10 +204,10 @@ automation:
state: 'on' state: 'on'
action: action:
- wait_template: "{{ not is_state('media_player.ha_speaker', 'playing') }}" - wait_template: "{{ not is_state('media_player.ha_speaker', 'playing') }}"
- service: script.ah_report - service: script.jarvis_voice
data: data_template:
call_interuption: 1 who: '{{ states.sensor.room_audio.state }}'
speech_message: "Blackout time has ended" message: "Blackout time has ended"
- service: input_boolean.turn_off - service: input_boolean.turn_off
entity_id: input_boolean.blackout_time entity_id: input_boolean.blackout_time
@ -272,9 +272,10 @@ script:
- condition: state - condition: state
entity_id: sensor.family_status entity_id: sensor.family_status
state: Home state: Home
- service: script.ah_report - service: script.jarvis_voice
data: data_template:
speech_message: "Skylar, digital learning will begin in about thirty minutes. I have turned on the lighting around your desk. I will be disabling audible notifications during school hours." who: '{{ states.sensor.room_audio.state }}'
message: "Skylar, digital learning will begin in about thirty minutes. I have turned on the lighting around your desk. I will be disabling audible notifications during school hours."
- delay: - delay:
minutes: 5 minutes: 5
- service: input_boolean.turn_off - service: input_boolean.turn_off

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config/packages/jarvis.yaml
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@ -20,10 +20,17 @@ automation:
action: action:
- service: homeassistant.turn_on - service: homeassistant.turn_on
entity_id: group.incense entity_id: group.incense
- service: script.ah_report - service: script.jarvis_voice
data_template: data_template:
call_confirmation: 1 who: '{{ states.sensor.room_audio.state }}'
call_house_party_protocol_enabled: 1 message: >
<p>
{{ [
'Anchorage House has been configured for a House Party.',
'Incense has been turned on.',
'I have enabled house party protocol.'
] | random }}
</p>
- id: house_party_protocol_off - id: house_party_protocol_off
alias: Turn Off House Party Protocol alias: Turn Off House Party Protocol
@ -35,7 +42,14 @@ automation:
action: action:
- service: homeassistant.turn_off - service: homeassistant.turn_off
entity_id: group.incense entity_id: group.incense
- service: script.ah_report - service: script.jarvis_voice
data_template: data_template:
call_confirmation: 1 who: '{{ states.sensor.room_audio.state }}'
call_house_party_protocol_disabled: 1 message: >
<p>
{{ [
'The House Party has been canceled.',
'Incense has been turned off.',
'I have disabled house party protocol.'
] | random }}
</p>

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config/packages/notify.yaml
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config/packages/presence.yaml
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@ -161,6 +161,25 @@ sensor:
or is_state('sensor.family_status', 'Home') }} or is_state('sensor.family_status', 'Home') }}
automation: automation:
- id: skylar_is_awake
alias: Skylar is Awake
initial_state: true
trigger:
- platform: state
entity_id: binary_sensor.skylar_room_occupancy
to: 'on'
condition:
- condition: time
after: '05:00:00'
before: '08:30:00'
action:
- service: input_datetime.set_datetime
entity_id: input_datetime.skylar_awake_at
data:
time: "{{ now().strftime('%H:%M') }}"
- service: input_boolean.turn_on
entity_id: input_boolean.skylar_awake
- id: kat_arrives_zoo - id: kat_arrives_zoo
alias: Kat Arrives at Zoo alias: Kat Arrives at Zoo
initial_state: true initial_state: true
@ -173,10 +192,10 @@ automation:
- service: input_boolean.turn_off - service: input_boolean.turn_off
entity_id: input_boolean.kat_travel_monitor entity_id: input_boolean.kat_travel_monitor
- wait_template: "{{ not is_state('media_player.ha_speaker', 'playing') }}" - wait_template: "{{ not is_state('media_player.ha_speaker', 'playing') }}"
- service: script.ah_report - service: script.jarvis_voice
data: data_template:
speech_message: 'Kat has arrived at work.' who: '{{ states.sensor.room_audio.state }}'
call_interuption: 1 message: 'Kat has arrived at work.'
- id: kat_leaves_zoo - id: kat_leaves_zoo
alias: Kat Leaves Zoo Notification alias: Kat Leaves Zoo Notification
@ -190,10 +209,10 @@ automation:
- service: input_boolean.turn_on - service: input_boolean.turn_on
entity_id: input_boolean.kat_travel_monitor entity_id: input_boolean.kat_travel_monitor
- wait_template: "{{ not is_state('media_player.ha_speaker', 'playing') }}" - wait_template: "{{ not is_state('media_player.ha_speaker', 'playing') }}"
- service: script.ah_report - service: script.jarvis_voice
data: data_template:
call_interuption: 1 who: '{{ states.sensor.room_audio.state }}'
call_kat_headed_home: 1 message:
- id: '1550109528753' - id: '1550109528753'
alias: Jeff Is Heading Home alias: Jeff Is Heading Home
@ -205,10 +224,10 @@ automation:
action: action:
- service: script.jeff_destination_home - service: script.jeff_destination_home
- wait_template: "{{ not is_state('media_player.ha_speaker', 'playing') }}" - wait_template: "{{ not is_state('media_player.ha_speaker', 'playing') }}"
- service: script.ah_report - service: script.jarvis_voice
data: data_template:
call_interurption: 1 who: '{{ states.sensor.room_audio.state }}'
call_jeff_headed_home: 1 message:
- id: jeff_heading_to_work - id: jeff_heading_to_work
alias: Jeff Is Heading To Work alias: Jeff Is Heading To Work
@ -399,12 +418,9 @@ automation:
- service: input_boolean.turn_off - service: input_boolean.turn_off
entity_id: input_boolean.jeff_traffic_alert_home entity_id: input_boolean.jeff_traffic_alert_home
- id: welcome_home - id: welcome_home
alias: Welcome Home alias: Welcome Home
mode: queued mode: restart
max: 4
trigger: trigger:
- platform: state - platform: state
entity_id: entity_id:
@ -412,38 +428,57 @@ automation:
- person.katherine - person.katherine
- person.uncle_matt - person.uncle_matt
- person.papa - person.papa
- person.skylar
from: 'not_home' from: 'not_home'
to: 'home' to: 'home'
condition:
- condition: state
entity_id: sensor.family_status
state: Home
action: action:
- service: script.family_is_home - service: group.set
# - wait_template: >- data:
# {{ states.binary_sensor.laundry_room_door.state == 'on' }} object_id: "arriving"
- delay: 00:02:00 add_entities: >-
- service: script.ah_report {{ trigger.to_state.entity_id }}
- service: script.standby
- service: script.washer_finished_notification_audible
- wait_template: "{{ states.binary_sensor.kitchen_door.state == 'on' }}"
timeout: '00:1:00'
- delay: '00:01:00'
- service: script.jarvis_voice
data_template: data_template:
call_interuption: 1 who: main
welcome_home: > message: >
{% set person = trigger.to_state.attributes.friendly_name %} {% set person = expand('group.arriving')|map(attribute='name')|join(' and ') %}
{%- macro greeting_sentence(person) -%} {% set peoplecount = expand('group.arriving') | count %}
{% if peoplecount == 1 %}
{% set is_are = ' is ' %}
{% else %}
{% set is_are = ' are ' %}
{% endif %}
{%- macro greeting_sentence(person, is_are) -%}
{{ [ {{ [
person + " has arrived.", person + " has arrived.",
person + " is in the neighborhood.", person ~ is_are + " in the neighborhood.",
person + " is arriving.", person ~ is_are + " arriving.",
"My sensors are picking up the presence of additional humans. " ~ person +" has been identified as home.", "My sensors are picking up the presence of additional humans. " ~ person +" has been identified as home.",
"Welcome back home " ~ person, "Welcome back home " ~ person,
"Guess who is home?" ~ person +" is!", "Guess who is home?" ~ person ~ is_are,
"I am sensing a disturbance in the force. " ~ person +" must be home!", "I am sensing a disturbance in the force. " ~ person +" must be home!",
person + " is now in the house.", person ~ is_are + "now in the house.",
person ~ "! You are home!", person ~ "! You are home!",
"I know a secret! " ~ person +" is home!", person ~ is_are + " now here. Hash tag Welcome Home.",
person ~ is_are + " now here. Hash tag Home.",
person ~ is_are + " now here. Hash tag Smart Home.",
"I know a secret! " ~ person ~ is_are +" home!",
"Just a quick announcement. " ~ person +" has arrived!",
"Hey" ~ person + "! High Five! Glad you are finally home.",
"Just a quick announcement. " ~ person +" has arrived!",
person + " has finally made it home." person + " has finally made it home."
] | random }} ] | random }}
{%- endmacro -%} {%- endmacro -%}
{{greeting_sentence(person)}} {{greeting_sentence(person)}}
- service: group.set
data:
object_id: "arriving"
entities: []
- id: guests_have_arrived - id: guests_have_arrived
@ -483,33 +518,6 @@ automation:
- service: input_boolean.turn_off - service: input_boolean.turn_off
entity_id: input_boolean.jeff_traffic_alert_home entity_id: input_boolean.jeff_traffic_alert_home
# - id: '1550107919204'
# alias: Family Is Home
# trigger:
# - platform: webhook
# webhook_id: home_webhook
# - entity_id: group.family
# from: not_home
# platform: state
# to: home
# condition: []
# action:
# - service: script.family_is_home
# - id: '1550108034209'
# alias: Family Is Away
# trigger:
# - platform: webhook
# webhook_id: away_webhook
# - entity_id: group.family
# from: home
# platform: state
# to: not_home
# condition: []
# action:
# - service: script.family_is_away
script: script:
family_is_home: family_is_home:
sequence: sequence:
@ -594,3 +602,12 @@ script:
topic: kat/driving/destination topic: kat/driving/destination
payload: na payload: na
retain: true retain: true
reset_skylar_sensors:
sequence:
- delay: 02:00:00
- service: input_datetime.set_datetime
entity_id: input_datetime.skylar_awake_at
data:
time: "00:00:00"
- service: input_boolean.turn_off
entity_id: input_boolean.skylar_awake

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@ -191,21 +191,32 @@ automation:
entity_id: input_boolean.audible_notifications entity_id: input_boolean.audible_notifications
state: 'on' state: 'on'
action: action:
- service: script.ah_report - service: script.jarvis_voice
data_template: data_template:
speech_message: > who: '{{ states.sensor.room_audio.state }}'
message: >
The {{ trigger.to_state.attributes.friendly_name }} The {{ trigger.to_state.attributes.friendly_name }}
{{ [ {{ [
" is standing open.", " is standing open.",
" is open.", " is open.",
" does not close on its own." " does not close on its own.",
" was left standing open "
] | random }} ] | random }}
call_snark_door_open: 1 {{ [
'Can we get any more moths in here?',
'Can a human be so kind and close it?',
'The air quality in this house has actually improved.',
'Closing the door would improve the internal climate of the house.',
'Hey. The door was just opened and this is crazy. But now you know. So close it maybe.',
'They always say when one door closes another one opens...that must of been waht happened',
'And the automatic door closer appears to be broken. So...'
] | random }}
initial_state: true initial_state: true
- id: motion_detected - id: motion_detected_sentry_mode
alias: motion_detected alias: motion_detected_sentry_mode
trigger: trigger:
- platform: state - platform: state
entity_id: entity_id:
@ -225,9 +236,10 @@ automation:
entity_id: input_boolean.sentry_mode entity_id: input_boolean.sentry_mode
state: 'on' state: 'on'
action: action:
- service: script.ah_report - service: script.jarvis_voice
data_template: data_template:
speech_message: > who: '{{ states.sensor.room_audio.state }}'
message: >
{{ [ {{ [
"I have detected motion at the ", "I have detected motion at the ",
"Someone may be at the ", "Someone may be at the ",
@ -236,7 +248,14 @@ automation:
"We appear to have a visitor at the " "We appear to have a visitor at the "
] | random }} ] | random }}
{{ trigger.to_state.attributes.friendly_name }}. {{ trigger.to_state.attributes.friendly_name }}.
call_snark_door_motion: 1 {{ [
'Do you want me to send them away?',
'I have armed the lasers. Just say the word.',
'I was not informed there would be guests.',
'They do not appear to have any gifts, so I suggest no opening the door.',
'My sensors have detected a meat popsicle.',
'I do not think they can hear me.'
] | random }}
- delay: - delay:
minutes: 2 minutes: 2
initial_state: true initial_state: true
@ -337,9 +356,10 @@ automation:
from: 'off' from: 'off'
to: 'on' to: 'on'
action: action:
- service: script.ah_report - service: script.jarvis_voice
data_template: data_template:
speech_message: > who: '{{ states.sensor.room_audio.state }}'
message: >
{{ [ {{ [
"Barn door protocol has been activated.", "Barn door protocol has been activated.",
"Anchorage House has been secured! ", "Anchorage House has been secured! ",
@ -363,9 +383,10 @@ automation:
to: 'off' to: 'off'
action: action:
- service: script.ah_report - service: script.jarvis_voice
data_template: data_template:
speech_message: > who: '{{ states.sensor.room_audio.state }}'
message: >
{{ [ {{ [
"Barn door protocol has been deactivated.", "Barn door protocol has been deactivated.",
"I am no longer monitoring the access points. ", "I am no longer monitoring the access points. ",
@ -387,9 +408,10 @@ automation:
from: 'off' from: 'off'
to: 'on' to: 'on'
action: action:
- service: script.ah_report - service: script.jarvis_voice
data_template: data_template:
speech_message: > who: '{{ states.sensor.room_audio.state }}'
message: >
{{ [ {{ [
"Guest Mode has been enabled.", "Guest Mode has been enabled.",
"I have switched to the system to guest mode.", "I have switched to the system to guest mode.",
@ -749,9 +771,27 @@ script:
activate_barn_door_protocol: activate_barn_door_protocol:
sequence: sequence:
- service: script.ah_report - service: script.jarvis_voice
data: data_template:
call_confirmation: 1 who: '{{ states.sensor.room_audio.state }}'
message: >-
{{ [
'Okay.',
'If you insist.',
'I am afraid I can not do that <break time="1s"/> I am kidding,',
'Leave it to me.',
'As you wish.',
'I am on it.',
'No Problem.',
'I think I can handle that.',
'Working on it now.',
'<break time="2s"/> Oh, you were talking to me. Let me take care of that.'
'Why not. It is not like <emphasis>I</emphasis> ever sleep.',
'I am not even supposed to be here today. But whatever.',
'You did not say the magic word. <break time="1s"/> Oh forget it. I will take care of it.',
'Funny, I was just about to do that.',
'There are still terabytes of calculations required before I can.<break time="1s"/> Oh, whatever.'
] | random }}
- delay: - delay:
seconds: 2 seconds: 2
- service: script.lockdown - service: script.lockdown
@ -764,9 +804,27 @@ script:
- condition: state - condition: state
entity_id: sensor.family_status entity_id: sensor.family_status
state: "Home" state: "Home"
- service: script.ah_report - service: script.jarvis_voice
data: data_template:
call_confirmation: 1 who: '{{ states.sensor.room_audio.state }}'
message: >-
{{ [
'Okay.',
'If you insist.',
'I am afraid I can not do that <break time="1s"/> I am kidding,',
'Leave it to me.',
'As you wish.',
'I am on it.',
'No Problem.',
'I think I can handle that.',
'Working on it now.',
'<break time="2s"/> Oh, you were talking to me. Let me take care of that.'
'Why not. It is not like <emphasis>I</emphasis> ever sleep.',
'I am not even supposed to be here today. But whatever.',
'You did not say the magic word. <break time="1s"/> Oh forget it. I will take care of it.',
'Funny, I was just about to do that.',
'There are still terabytes of calculations required before I can.<break time="1s"/> Oh, whatever.'
] | random }}
- delay: - delay:
seconds: 2 seconds: 2
- service: input_boolean.turn_off - service: input_boolean.turn_off
@ -777,10 +835,10 @@ script:
- condition: state - condition: state
entity_id: group.external_doors entity_id: group.external_doors
state: "on" state: "on"
- service: script.ah_report - service: script.jarvis_voice
data: data_template:
call_issue: 1 who: '{{ states.sensor.room_audio.state }}'
sspeech_message: > message: >
{{ [ {{ [
"I was unable to activate barn door protocol due to an open door.", "I was unable to activate barn door protocol due to an open door.",
"You may want to check the external doors. I was unable to secure them all.", "You may want to check the external doors. I was unable to secure them all.",
@ -806,9 +864,27 @@ script:
activate_guest_mode: activate_guest_mode:
sequence: sequence:
- service: script.ah_report - service: script.jarvis_voice
data: data_template:
call_confirmation: 1 who: '{{ states.sensor.room_audio.state }}'
message: >-
{{ [
'Okay.',
'If you insist.',
'I am afraid I can not do that <break time="1s"/> I am kidding,',
'Leave it to me.',
'As you wish.',
'I am on it.',
'No Problem.',
'I think I can handle that.',
'Working on it now.',
'<break time="2s"/> Oh, you were talking to me. Let me take care of that.'
'Why not. It is not like <emphasis>I</emphasis> ever sleep.',
'I am not even supposed to be here today. But whatever.',
'You did not say the magic word. <break time="1s"/> Oh forget it. I will take care of it.',
'Funny, I was just about to do that.',
'There are still terabytes of calculations required before I can.<break time="1s"/> Oh, whatever.'
] | random }}
- delay: - delay:
seconds: 2 seconds: 2
- service: input_boolean.turn_on - service: input_boolean.turn_on

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@ -116,11 +116,27 @@ automation:
initial_state: true initial_state: true
alias: 'Full Moon -Tweet' alias: 'Full Moon -Tweet'
trigger: trigger:
- platform: state - platform: sun
event: sunset
offset: -00:15:00
condition:
- condition: state
entity_id: sensor.moon entity_id: sensor.moon
to: 'full_moon' state: 'full_moon'
action: action:
- delay: '0{{ (range(1, 5)|random|int) }}:{{ range(0,5) | random | int }}{{ range(0,9) | random | int }}:00' - service: script.jarvis_voice
data_template:
who: '{{ states.sensor.room_audio.state }}'
message: >
<p>
{{ [
'There is a Full Moon out tonight. and this time it is the <emphasis>actual</emphasis> moon. And <emphasis>not</emphasis> the neighbor. ',
'Hey look, There is the full moon. ',
'The moon is <emphasis>huge<e/mphasis>! And full. ',
'If you went outside right now you might see the full moon. <break time="2s"/> Of course if you wait long enough there will be one inside the house too. ',
'If you want to see the full moon, <emphasis>tonight is the night</emphasis>.']
| random }}
</p>
- service: script.twitter_notify_image - service: script.twitter_notify_image
data_template: data_template:
tweet: >- tweet: >-

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@ -78,7 +78,41 @@ automation:
at: '08:00:00' at: '08:00:00'
action: action:
- delay: '0{{ (range(1, 5)|random|int) }}:{{ range(0,5) | random | int }}{{ range(0,9) | random | int }}:00' - delay: '0{{ (range(1, 5)|random|int) }}:{{ range(0,5) | random | int }}{{ range(0,9) | random | int }}:00'
- service: script.twitter_promos - service: script.twitter_selfpromos
data:
who: 'thejeffreystone'
- id: tweet_recent_content_js
alias: Tweet Recent Content js
initial_state: true
trigger:
- platform: time
at: '13:00:00'
action:
- delay: '0{{ (range(1, 5)|random|int) }}:{{ range(0,5) | random | int }}{{ range(0,9) | random | int }}:00'
- service: script.twitter_recent_content
data:
who: 'thejeffreystone'
- id: tweet_recent_content
alias: Tweet Recent Contents
initial_state: true
trigger:
- platform: time
at: '08:00:00'
action:
- delay: '0{{ (range(1, 5)|random|int) }}:{{ range(0,5) | random | int }}{{ range(0,9) | random | int }}:00'
- service: script.twitter_recent_content
- id: tweet_follow_me
alias: Tweet Follow Me
initial_state: true
trigger:
- platform: time
at: '08:00:00'
action:
- delay: '0{{ (range(1, 5)|random|int) }}:{{ range(0,5) | random | int }}{{ range(0,9) | random | int }}:00'
- service: script.twitter_follow_me
- id: tweet_some_promos2 - id: tweet_some_promos2
alias: Tweet Some Promos2 alias: Tweet Some Promos2
@ -90,6 +124,16 @@ automation:
- delay: '0{{ (range(1, 5)|random|int) }}:{{ range(0,5) | random | int }}{{ range(0,9) | random | int }}:00' - delay: '0{{ (range(1, 5)|random|int) }}:{{ range(0,5) | random | int }}{{ range(0,9) | random | int }}:00'
- service: script.twitter_selfpromos - service: script.twitter_selfpromos
# - id: tweet_some_promos3
# alias: Tweet Some Promos3
# initial_state: true
# trigger:
# - platform: time
# at: '13:00:00'
# action:
# - delay: '0{{ (range(1, 5)|random|int) }}:{{ range(0,5) | random | int }}{{ range(0,9) | random | int }}:00'
# - service: script.twitter_selfpromos_sl
# The whole purpose of this automation is to tweet out some links to great Home Assistant content. This is not sponsored in any way. # The whole purpose of this automation is to tweet out some links to great Home Assistant content. This is not sponsored in any way.
# I just wanted a way to give back to those I have borrowed from. Tweets ever Friday. # I just wanted a way to give back to those I have borrowed from. Tweets ever Friday.
- id: tweet_some_great_content - id: tweet_some_great_content
@ -150,6 +194,28 @@ automation:
You can find my #homeassistant content at -> Blog: https://slacker-labs.com | Videos: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCipZJ6748kd8TbelSxcvcVg | Config: https://github.com/thejeffreystone/home-assistant-configuration You can find my #homeassistant content at -> Blog: https://slacker-labs.com | Videos: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCipZJ6748kd8TbelSxcvcVg | Config: https://github.com/thejeffreystone/home-assistant-configuration
image: "/config/www/tweet_images/sl_logo.png" image: "/config/www/tweet_images/sl_logo.png"
- id: slackerlabs_info
alias: SlackerLabs Info
initial_state: true
trigger:
- platform: time
at: '10:00:00'
condition:
- condition: template
value_template: >
{% set day=states("sensor.date").split('-')[2] | int %}
{%- if day == 1 -%}
true
{%- endif -%}
action:
- delay: '0{{ (range(1, 5)|random|int) }}:{{ range(0,5) | random | int }}{{ range(0,9) | random | int }}:00'
- service: script.twitter_notify_image
data_template:
who: 'slackerlabs'
tweet: >-
You can find my #homeassistant content at -> Blog: https://slacker-labs.com | Videos: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCipZJ6748kd8TbelSxcvcVg | Config: https://github.com/thejeffreystone/home-assistant-configuration
image: "/config/www/tweet_images/sl_logo.png"
# - id: net_speed_report # - id: net_speed_report
# initial_state: true # initial_state: true
# alias: Network Speed Report # alias: Network Speed Report

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@ -126,9 +126,10 @@ automation:
- condition: template - condition: template
value_template: '{{ ((now().hour | int) > 7) and ((now().hour | int) < 16) }}' value_template: '{{ ((now().hour | int) > 7) and ((now().hour | int) < 16) }}'
action: action:
- service: script.ah_report - service: script.jarvis_voice
data_template: data:
usps: >- who: '{{ states.sensor.room_audio.state }}'
message: >-
{%- if states.sensor.usps_mail.state | int == 1 -%} {%- if states.sensor.usps_mail.state | int == 1 -%}
{{ [ {{ [
"USPS is delivering", "USPS is delivering",
@ -182,9 +183,10 @@ automation:
- condition: template - condition: template
value_template: '{{ ((now().hour | int) > 7) and ((now().hour | int) < 16) }}' value_template: '{{ ((now().hour | int) > 7) and ((now().hour | int) < 16) }}'
action: action:
- service: script.ah_report - service: script.jarvis_voice
data_template: data_template:
usps: > who: '{{ states.sensor.room_audio.state }}'
message: >
{%- if states.sensor.usps_packages.state | int == 1 -%} {%- if states.sensor.usps_packages.state | int == 1 -%}
USPS is delivering {{ states.sensor.usps_packages.state }} package today. USPS is delivering {{ states.sensor.usps_packages.state }} package today.
{%- else -%} {%- else -%}
@ -214,9 +216,10 @@ automation:
who: "jeff" who: "jeff"
title: "Delivering Today" title: "Delivering Today"
message: "{{ states('sensor.mail_deliveries_message')}}" message: "{{ states('sensor.mail_deliveries_message')}}"
- service: script.ah_report - service: script.jarvis_voice
data_template: data_template:
usps: >- who: '{{ states.sensor.room_audio.state }}'
message: >-
{%- if states.sensor.mail_usps_mail.state | int == 1 -%} {%- if states.sensor.mail_usps_mail.state | int == 1 -%}
{{ [ {{ [
"USPS is delivering", "USPS is delivering",
@ -257,8 +260,9 @@ automation:
who: "jeff" who: "jeff"
title: "Package Delivered" title: "Package Delivered"
message: "Fedex/UPS just made a delivery" message: "Fedex/UPS just made a delivery"
- service: script.ah_report - service: script.jarvis_voice
data_template: data_template:
usps: >- who: '{{ states.sensor.room_audio.state }}'
message: >-
A package was just left on the porch. A package was just left on the porch.
call_interuption: 1 call_interuption: 1

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@ -428,9 +428,10 @@ automation:
- condition: template - condition: template
value_template: "{{ (('Severe' in states.sensor.nws_alerts.attributes.title) or ('Thunderstorm' in states.sensor.nws_alerts.attributes.title)) and 'Warning' in states.sensor.nws_alerts.attributes.title }}" value_template: "{{ (('Severe' in states.sensor.nws_alerts.attributes.title) or ('Thunderstorm' in states.sensor.nws_alerts.attributes.title)) and 'Warning' in states.sensor.nws_alerts.attributes.title }}"
action: action:
- service: script.ah_report - service: script.jarvis_voice
data_template: data_template:
speech_message: > who: '{{ states.sensor.room_audio.state }}'
message: >
{% if states.sensor.nws_alerts.attributes.spoken_desc.split('\n\n-\n\n')[5] is defined %} {% if states.sensor.nws_alerts.attributes.spoken_desc.split('\n\n-\n\n')[5] is defined %}
The National Weather Service Has issued a {{ states.sensor.nws_alerts.attributes.spoken_desc.split('\n\n-\n\n')[5] }} The National Weather Service Has issued a {{ states.sensor.nws_alerts.attributes.spoken_desc.split('\n\n-\n\n')[5] }}
{% elif states.sensor.nws_alerts.attributes.spoken_desc.split('\n\n-\n\n')[4] is defined %} {% elif states.sensor.nws_alerts.attributes.spoken_desc.split('\n\n-\n\n')[4] is defined %}
@ -446,16 +447,17 @@ automation:
{% endif %} {% endif %}
- service: script.twitter_notify_image - service: script.twitter_notify_image
data_template: data_template:
tweet: '{{ [ "Anchorage House is battening down the hatches. Servere Weather is imminent. ", tweet: '{{ [ "Anchorage House is battening down the hatches. Servere Weather is imminent. #homeassistant #weather ",
"The weather outside is getting intense, so I just made a weather announcement.", "The weather outside is getting intense, so I just made a weather announcement. #homeassistant #weather ",
"Anchorage House monitors the NWS for severe weather using #HomeAssistant just for these occasions. Thanks for the heads up @NWSAtlanta " ] | random }}' "Anchorage House monitors the NWS for severe weather using #homeAssistant just for these occasions. Thanks for the heads up @NWSAtlanta #homeassistant #weather " ] | random }}'
image: >- image: >-
{{ [ "/config/www/tweet_images/lightning.jpg", {{ [ "/config/www/tweet_images/lightning.jpg",
"/config/www/tweet_images/lightning-bolt.jpg"] | random }} "/config/www/tweet_images/lightning-bolt.jpg"] | random }}
- delay: '00:00:15' - delay: '00:00:15'
- service: script.ah_report - service: script.jarvis_voice
data_template: data_template:
speech_message: > who: main
message: >
{% if states.sensor.nws_alerts.attributes.spoken_desc.split('\n\n-\n\n')[5] is defined %} {% if states.sensor.nws_alerts.attributes.spoken_desc.split('\n\n-\n\n')[5] is defined %}
The National Weather Service Has issued a {{ states.sensor.nws_alerts.attributes.spoken_desc.split('\n\n-\n\n')[5] }} The National Weather Service Has issued a {{ states.sensor.nws_alerts.attributes.spoken_desc.split('\n\n-\n\n')[5] }}
{% elif states.sensor.nws_alerts.attributes.spoken_desc.split('\n\n-\n\n')[4] is defined %} {% elif states.sensor.nws_alerts.attributes.spoken_desc.split('\n\n-\n\n')[4] is defined %}
@ -487,9 +489,9 @@ automation:
message: "Attention!,,,Attention!,,,The National Weather Service Has issued a Tornado Warning for our area." message: "Attention!,,,Attention!,,,The National Weather Service Has issued a Tornado Warning for our area."
- service: script.twitter_notify_image - service: script.twitter_notify_image
data_template: data_template:
tweet: '{{ [ "NWS is sounding the Tornado alarm, so I am too. Anchorage House is taking cover. ", tweet: '{{ [ "NWS is sounding the Tornado alarm, so I am too. Anchorage House is taking cover. #homeassistant #weather ",
"Anchorage House is heading to the closet because the NWS just issued a tornado warning for our area.", "Anchorage House is heading to the closet because the NWS just issued a tornado warning for our area. #homeassistant #weather ",
"I just activated the internal Tornado Alarm. Thanks for the heads up @NWSAtlanta " ] | random }}' "I just activated the internal Tornado Alarm. Thanks for the heads up @NWSAtlanta #homeassistant #weather " ] | random }}'
image: >- image: >-
"/config/www/tweet_images/tornado.jpg" "/config/www/tweet_images/tornado.jpg"
- delay: '00:00:15' - delay: '00:00:15'
@ -503,6 +505,11 @@ automation:
data_template: data_template:
title: "Tornado Warning!" title: "Tornado Warning!"
message: "The National Weather Service Has issued a Tornado Warning for our area." message: "The National Weather Service Has issued a Tornado Warning for our area."
- service: notify.alexa_media_skylar_s_bedroom
data:
message: A Tornado Warning has been issued for our area. Head to the closet.
data:
type: tts
- alias: Lightning Detected - alias: Lightning Detected
trigger: trigger:
@ -675,18 +682,42 @@ script:
image: >- image: >-
{{ [ "/config/www/tweet_images/lightning.jpg", {{ [ "/config/www/tweet_images/lightning.jpg",
"/config/www/tweet_images/lightning-bolt.jpg"] | random }} "/config/www/tweet_images/lightning-bolt.jpg"] | random }}
- service: script.ah_report - service: script.jarvis_voice
data: data_template:
call_lightning_alert: 1 who: '{{ states.sensor.room_audio.state }}'
message: >-
<p>
{{ [
'I have detected lightning withing 20 miles of Anchorage House.',
'Did you see that flash? I did. Lightning is near.',
'If you didnt hear the thunder you will soon. '
]|random }}
If anyone is outside they shoudld seek shelter inside.
{% if is_state('binary_sensor.garage_door', 'on') %}
{{ [ 'The garage door needs to be closed. ',
'Can someone close the garage?. ',
'If you do not want the contents of the garage to get wet, you might want to close it.'
] | random }}
{% endif %}
</p>
lightning_clear_audible: lightning_clear_audible:
sequence: sequence:
- condition: state - condition: state
entity_id: binary_sensor.day entity_id: binary_sensor.day
state: 'on' state: 'on'
- service: script.ah_report - service: script.jarvis_voice
data: data_template:
call_lightning_clear: 1 who: '{{ states.sensor.room_audio.state }}'
message: >-
<p>
{{ [
'Lightning threat appears to be over.',
'No more lightning appears to be occuring.',
'Lightning is gone.'
]|random }}
It is safe to resume normal activities.
</p>
refresh_weather_alert_sensors: refresh_weather_alert_sensors:
sequence: sequence:

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{# Event Report #}
{%- macro getReport() -%}
<p>
{% if states.sensor.birthday_skylar.state | int == 1 %}
Tomorrow is Skylar's Birthday.
{% endif %}
{% if states.sensor.birthday_jeff.state | int == 1 %}
Tomorrow is Jeff's Birthday.
{% endif %}
{% if states.sensor.birthday_kat.state | int == 1 %}
Tomorrow is Katherine's Birthday.
{% endif %}
</p>
<p>
{% if states.sensor.halloween_countdown.state | int == 1 %}
Tomorrow is Halloween. I hope you have picked out a costume.
{{ [ 'I will be going as a dumb home. ',
'I have prepped the scary music. Just in case.',
'I will be going as HAL 9000. The Pod Bay Doors are being installed today. I <emphasis>dare</emphasis> you to ask me to open them. '
] | random }}
{% elif states.sensor.halloween_countdown.state | int < 30 %}
There are only {{states.sensor.halloween_countdown.state}} days
{{ [ 'until Halloween.',
'until Halloween. It might not be enough time. ',
'and counting until the best holiday ever.',
'until you need a costume.'
] | random }}
{% else %}
{% endif %}
{% if states.sensor.christmas_countdown.state | int == 1 %}
Tomorrow is Christmas. <break time="1s"/> It is practically here! <break time="1s"/> Santa is coming tonight! Do not forget the cookies!
{% elif states.sensor.christmas_countdown.state | int < 31 %}
There are only {{states.sensor.christmas_countdown.state}} days until christmas.
{{ [ 'All I want for Christmas, is a hippopotamus.',
'Hey Skylar, I know what you are getting for Christmas. But <emphasis>I am</emphasis> not telling.',
'Do not forget to put something under the tree for <emphasis>your</emphasis> favorite smarthome.',
'It is starting to smell a lot like Christmas. Or it could be the christmas tree is on fire.',
'I do not want to be a smarthome. I want to be a dentist.',
'Do not eat all the cookies. '
] | random }}
{% else %}
{% endif %}
</p>
<p>
{% if states.sensor.trip_disney.state | int == 120 %}
There are only one hundred and twenty days until the next Disney Trip.
{% endif %}
{% if states.sensor.trip_disney.state | int == 60 %}
There are only on sixty days until the next Disney Trip.
{% endif %}
{% if states.sensor.trip_disney.state | int < 32 %}
{% if states.sensor.trip_disney.state | int > 1 %}
There are {{ states.sensor.trip_disney.state }} days until the next Disney Trip!
{% else %}
There is {{ states.sensor.trip_disney.state }} day until the next Disney Trip!
{% endif %}
{% endif %}
{% if states.sensor.anniversary_our_wedding.state | int == 1 %}
Tomorrow is Jeff and Katherine's Wedding Anniversary.
{% endif %}
</p>
{%- endmacro -%}
{# a macro that removes all newline characters, empty spaces, and returns formatted text #}
{%- macro cleanup(data) -%}
{%- for item in data.split("\n") if item | trim != "" -%}
{{ item | trim }} {% endfor -%}
{%- endmacro -%}
{# a macro to call all macros :) #}
{%- macro mother_of_all_macros() -%}
{{ getReport() }}
{%- endmacro -%}
{# Call the macro #}
{{- cleanup(mother_of_all_macros()) -}}

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{# Morning Report #}
{%- macro getReport() -%}
<p>
{% if now().strftime('%H')|int < 12 and now().strftime('%H')|int > 6 %}
Good morning.
{% elif now().strftime('%H')|int >= 12 and now().strftime('%H')|int < 17 %}
Good afternoon.
{% else %}
Good evening.
{% endif %}
</p>
<p>
{% if now().strftime('%H')|int < 12 %}
{% if now().strftime('%M')|int == 0 %}
It is {{ now().strftime('%H')|int }} AM.
{% else %}
It is {{ now().strftime('%H')|int }} {{ now().strftime('%M')|int }} AM.
{% endif %}
{% elif now().strftime('%H')|int > 12 %}
{% if now().strftime('%M')|int == 0 %}
It is {{ now().strftime('%H')|int }} PM.
{% else %}
It is {{ now().strftime('%H')|int }} {{ now().strftime('%M')|int }} PM.
{% endif %}
{% else %}
{% endif %}
</p>
<p>
{{ [
'Today is ',
'If you have not been keeping track today is ',
'Do you know what day of the week it is? Today is',
'I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but today is '
]|random }}
{{states.sensor.today_is.state }}.
</p>
<p>
It is currently {{states.weather.home_2.state}} and {{states.sensor.back_porch.state|round}} degrees in Grayson.
</p>
<p>
{% if states.sensor.nws_alerts.state | int > 0 %}
There are currently {{states.sensor.nws_alerts.state }} active weather alerts for our area.
The National Weather Service Has issued,
{% if states.sensor.nws_alerts.attributes.spoken_desc.split('\n\n-\n\n')[5] is defined %}
a {{ states.sensor.nws_alerts.attributes.spoken_desc.split('\n\n-\n\n')[5] }}.
{% elif states.sensor.nws_alerts.attributes.spoken_desc.split('\n\n-\n\n')[4] is defined %}
a {{ states.sensor.nws_alerts.attributes.spoken_desc.split('\n\n-\n\n')[4] }}.
{% elif states.sensor.nws_alerts.attributes.spoken_desc.split('\n\n-\n\n')[3] is defined %}
a {{ states.sensor.nws_alerts.attributes.spoken_desc.split('\n\n-\n\n')[3] }}.
{% elif states.sensor.nws_alerts.attributes.spoken_desc.split('\n\n-\n\n')[2] is defined %}
a {{ states.sensor.nws_alerts.attributes.spoken_desc.split('\n\n-\n\n')[2] }}.
{% elif states.sensor.nws_alerts.attributes.spoken_desc.split('\n\n-\n\n')[1] is defined %}
a {{ states.sensor.nws_alerts.attributes.spoken_desc.split('\n\n-\n\n')[1] }}.
{% else %}
a {{ states.sensor.nws_alerts.attributes.spoken_desc.split('\n\n-\n\n')[0] }}.
{% endif %}
{% endif %}
</p>
<p>
{{ [
'The rest of the day should be,',
'Todays forecast should be ,'
]|random }}
{{ states.sensor.nws_current_forecast.state }}
</p>
<p>
{% if is_state('input_boolean.heartworm', 'on') %}
Today is the day Winston gets his heartworm medicine.
{% endif %}
</p>
<p>
{% if is_state('sensor.today_is', 'Monday') %}
{% if now().strftime('%H')|int > 17 %}
{{ [ 'Do not forget tomorrow is Trash Day. ',
'I advise you move the trash cans to the curb for the weekly pickup. ',
' The trash and recycle should go out.'
] | random }}
{% endif %}
{% endif %}
</p>
<p>
{% if is_state('sensor.halloween_countdown','0') %}
Happy Halloween!
{% endif %}
{% if is_state('sensor.christmas_countdown','0') %}
Merry Christmas Everyone!
{% endif %}
{% if is_state('sensor.anniversary_our_wedding','0') %}
Happy Anniversary! It been an amazing {{ states.sensor.anniversary_our_wedding.attributes.years }} years!
{% endif %}
{% if is_state('calendar.holidays_in_united_states', 'on') %}
Today is {{states.calendar.holidays_in_united_states.attributes.message}}.
{% endif %}
{% if is_state('calendar.anchorage_holidays', 'on') %}
And do not forget. Today is also {{states.calendar.anchorage_holidays.attributes.message}}.
{% endif %}
{% if states.calendar.birthdays.state == 'on' %}
Today is {{ states.calendar.birthdays.attributes.message }}! So Happy Birthday! The confetti cannon is not working otherwise I would shower you in paper.
{% endif %}
{%- set event=states.calendar.national_holidays.attributes.message %}
{% if 'Day' in event and 'National' in event%}
{{ [
'And a very special Happy ',
'It is also ',
'Today is also known as ',
'Oh <emphasis>Look</emphasis>. Today is ',
'Want to know a fact? Today is ',
'Everyday can be a holiday. So today is '
]|random }}
{{states.calendar.national_holidays.attributes.message | replace("&"," and ") }}.
{{ [
'We should celebrate.',
'I will leave the party planning up to <emphasis>you</emphasis>.',
'I bet <emphasis>you</emphasis> are glad I told you.',
'Wait. <emphasis>Really.</emphasis> That cannot be a <emphasis>Real</emphasis> holiday.',
'Wait. <emphasis>That</emphasis> is a <emphasis>Real</emphasis> holiday?',
'Umm. Okay. You <emphasis>cannot</emphasis> make this stuff up.',
'But, <emphasis>that</emphasis> just sounds silly.',
'You did not know did <emphasis>you</emphasis>? But, <emphasis>now </emphasis> you do.'
]|random }}
{{ [
'Anyway. ',
'Moving On. ',
'Back to the morning announcements. ',
'Right. Well. '
]|random }}
{%- endif -%}
</p>
<p>
{%- if states.sensor.home_to_zoo.state|round > 50 %}
Traffic to the Zoo appears heavy than normnal.
{% else %}
Traffic to the Zoo is normal.
{% endif %}
Currently it will take {{states.sensor.home_to_zoo.state|round}} minutes to get to the Zoo.
{%- if states.sensor.home_to_summit.state|round > 50 %}
Traffic to the Cox Automotive appears heavy than normnal.
{% else %}
Traffic to the Cox is normal.
{% endif %}
Currently it will take {{states.sensor.home_to_summit.state|round}} minutes to get to Cox Automotive.
</p>
{%- endmacro -%}
{# a macro that removes all newline characters, empty spaces, and returns formatted text #}
{%- macro cleanup(data) -%}
{%- for item in data.split("\n") if item | trim != "" -%}
{{ item | trim }} {% endfor -%}
{%- endmacro -%}
{# a macro to call all macros :) #}
{%- macro mother_of_all_macros() -%}
{{ getReport() }}
{%- endmacro -%}
{# Call the macro #}
{{- cleanup(mother_of_all_macros()) -}}

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{# Morning Wakeup Report #}
{%- macro getReport() -%}
<p>
{% if now().strftime('%H')|int < 12 and now().strftime('%H')|int > 6 %}
Good morning.
{% elif now().strftime('%H')|int >= 12 and now().strftime('%H')|int < 17 %}
Good afternoon.
{% else %}
Good evening.
{% endif %}
</p>
<p>
{% if now().strftime('%H')|int < 12 %}
{% if now().strftime('%M')|int == 0 %}
It is {{ now().strftime('%H')|int }} AM.
{% else %}
It is {{ now().strftime('%H')|int }} {{ now().strftime('%M')|int }} AM.
{% endif %}
{% elif now().strftime('%H')|int > 12 %}
{% if now().strftime('%M')|int == 0 %}
It is {{ now().strftime('%H')|int }} PM.
{% else %}
It is {{ now().strftime('%H')|int }} {{ now().strftime('%M')|int }} PM.
{% endif %}
{% else %}
{% endif %}
{{ [
'Today is ',
'If you have not been keeping track today is ',
'Do you know what day of the week it is? Today is',
'I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but today is ',
'Oh look, once again it is '
]|random }}
{{states.sensor.today_is.state }}.
</p>
<p>
It is currently {{states.weather.home_2.state}} and {{states.sensor.back_porch.state|round}} degrees in Grayson.
</p>
<p>
{% if is_state('sensor.clothing_forecast', 'Freezing') %}
It is going to be freezing today. so I suggest wearing long pants and a heavy coat.
{% elif is_state('sensor.clothing_forecast','Cold') %}
It is going to be cold today. so I suggest wearing long pants and a light jacket.
{% elif is_state('sensor.clothing_forecast', 'Chilly') %}
It is going to be chilly today. so I suggest wearing at least long pants.
{% elif is_state('sensor.clothing_forecast', 'Nice') %}
It is going to be
{{ [ 'nice outside',
'pretty nice outside ',
'a good day to be outside ',
'rather enjoyable outside ',
] | random }}
today. So I suggest wearing shorts.
{% elif is_state('sensor.clothing_forecast', 'Toasty') %}
It is going to be
{{ [ 'bit warm ',
' rather warm outside ',
' almost too hot outside ',
' a little warm ',
] | random }}
today. So I suggest wearing shorts.
{% elif is_state('sensor.clothing_forecast', 'Hot') %}
It is going to be
{{ [ 'hot',
'hotter than the sun ',
'hotter than hot. but in a lot of bad ways ',
'hotter than the sun outside ',
'super hot ',
'hotter than the inside of a volcano '
] | random }}
today. So I suggest wearing shorts.
{% else %}
It is going to be {{ states.sensor.clothing_forecast.state }} today so I suggest wearing shorts.
{% endif %}
</p>
<p>
{% if states.calendar.skylar_school.attributes.offset_reached == True and is_state('calendar.school_holiday', 'off') %}
{{ [ 'Skylar has school today.',
'Skylar needs to head to school in about forty minutes. ',
'Skylar should go to school today. '
] | random }}
{% if states.calendar.skylar_school.attributes.description == 'early-release' %}
But It is early release!
{% endif %}
{% endif %}
</p>
<p>
{% if states.calendar.skylar_school.attributes.offset_reached == True and is_state('calendar.school_holiday', 'off') %}
Today for Lunch at school
{% if states.calendar.skylar_school.attributes.description == 'lunch-nuggets' %}
they are having Chicken Nuggets.
{% elif states.calendar.skylar_school.attributes.description == 'lunch-gwinnettburger' %}
they are having Gwinnetts Best Burger.
{{ [ 'Which seems like an overstatement if you ask me.',
'But is it really?',
'If you like this, I know where to find Texas Best Barbeque.'
] | random }}
{% elif states.calendar.skylar_school.attributes.description == 'lunch-pizza' %}
it is Pizza.
{% elif states.calendar.skylar_school.attributes.description == 'lunch-minipups' %}
it is Mini Corn Pups.
{% elif states.calendar.skylar_school.attributes.description == 'lunch-hotdogs' %}
it is Mini Corn Pups.
{% else %}
it might be a good day to take something.
{% endif %}
{% endif %}
</p>
<p>
{% if is_state('input_boolean.skylar_is_awake', 'on') %}
Skylar was up and moving at {{ states.input_datetime.skylar_awake_at.state }}.
{% if is_state('media_player.theater_tv', 'on') %}
and he appears to be in the Theater
{% endif %}
{% else %}
It doesn't appear that Skylar is out of bed yet.
{% endif %}
</p>
<p>
{%- if states.sensor.home_to_zoo.state|round > 50 %}
Traffic to the Zoo appears heavy than normnal.
{% else %}
Traffic to the Zoo is normal.
{% endif %}
Currently it will take {{states.sensor.home_to_zoo.state|round}} minutes to get to the Zoo.
</p>
{%- endmacro -%}
{# a macro that removes all newline characters, empty spaces, and returns formatted text #}
{%- macro cleanup(data) -%}
{%- for item in data.split("\n") if item | trim != "" -%}
{{ item | trim }} {% endfor -%}
{%- endmacro -%}
{# a macro to call all macros :) #}
{%- macro mother_of_all_macros() -%}
{{ getReport() }}
{%- endmacro -%}
{# Call the macro #}
{{- cleanup(mother_of_all_macros()) -}}

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{# Nightky Report #}
{%- macro getReport() -%}
<p>
{% if now().strftime('%H')|int < 12 and now().strftime('%H')|int > 6 %}
Good morning.
{% elif now().strftime('%H')|int >= 12 and now().strftime('%H')|int < 17 %}
Good afternoon.
{% else %}
Good evening.
{% endif %}
</p>
<p>
{% if now().strftime('%H')|int < 12 %}
{% if now().strftime('%M')|int == 0 %}
It is {{ now().strftime('%H')|int }} AM.
{% else %}
It is {{ now().strftime('%H')|int }} {{ now().strftime('%M')|int }} AM.
{% endif %}
{% elif now().strftime('%H')|int > 12 %}
{% if now().strftime('%M')|int == 0 %}
It is {{ now().strftime('%H')|int }} PM.
{% else %}
It is {{ now().strftime('%H')|int }} {{ now().strftime('%M')|int }} PM.
{% endif %}
{% else %}
{% endif %}
</p>
<p>
{{ [
'The sun is officially down. Exterior Cameras are now motion activated.',
'The sun has been ushered off the stage. I have armed the perimiter cameras.',
'You are running out of daylight. Time to wrap up any outside chores.',
'Switching Anchorage House to night mode! ',
'The outside world has switched to dark mode.',
'It is a little past Sunset. Time to turn on the outside lights. I am on it.',
'I will switch on the outside lights. It is getting dark outside.',
'Time to turn on the front lights. I will take care of it.',
'If you have not looked outside lately, the light of the day is almost gone.'
]|random }}
</p>
<p>
{% if is_state('binary_sensor.garage_door', 'on') %}
{{ [ 'The garage door is open. ',
'The pod bay doors are open. ',
'Someone forgot to close the garage.'
] | random }}
{% elif is_state('binary_sensor.side_door', 'on') %}
{{ [ 'The side door is ajar. ',
'The side door is open. ',
'Someone forgot to close the side door.'
] | random }}
{% else %}
{% endif %}
</p>
<p>
{% if states.sensor.nws_alerts.state | int > 0 %}
There are currently {{states.sensor.nws_alerts.state }} active weather alerts for our area.
The National Weather Service Has issued,
{% if states.sensor.nws_alerts.attributes.spoken_desc.split('\n\n-\n\n')[5] is defined %}
a {{ states.sensor.nws_alerts.attributes.spoken_desc.split('\n\n-\n\n')[5] }}.
{% elif states.sensor.nws_alerts.attributes.spoken_desc.split('\n\n-\n\n')[4] is defined %}
a {{ states.sensor.nws_alerts.attributes.spoken_desc.split('\n\n-\n\n')[4] }}.
{% elif states.sensor.nws_alerts.attributes.spoken_desc.split('\n\n-\n\n')[3] is defined %}
a {{ states.sensor.nws_alerts.attributes.spoken_desc.split('\n\n-\n\n')[3] }}.
{% elif states.sensor.nws_alerts.attributes.spoken_desc.split('\n\n-\n\n')[2] is defined %}
a {{ states.sensor.nws_alerts.attributes.spoken_desc.split('\n\n-\n\n')[2] }}.
{% elif states.sensor.nws_alerts.attributes.spoken_desc.split('\n\n-\n\n')[1] is defined %}
a {{ states.sensor.nws_alerts.attributes.spoken_desc.split('\n\n-\n\n')[1] }}.
{% else %}
a {{ states.sensor.nws_alerts.attributes.spoken_desc.split('\n\n-\n\n')[0] }}.
{% endif %}
{% endif %}
</p>
<p>
{{ [
'Tonight we can expect,',
'Expect weather tonight to be,'
]|random }}
{{ states.sensor.nws_overnight_forecast.state }}
</p>
<p>
{% if is_state('input_boolean.freeze_warning','on') %}
{{ [ 'The temperature is expected to be near or below freezing. <emphasis>Someone</emphasis> might want to bring the lemon tree in. ',
'It appears that it will be cold tonight. Like, the turn water solid <emphasis>kind</emphasis> of cold. Think of the poor plants.',
'I suggest bringing in the plants other wise, the temperature might kill them. And that will be on <emphasis>you</emphasis>.',
'I would say winter is coming. But, based on the weather forecast <emphasis>it</emphasis> appears to be here.',
'It will be freezing cold tonight. I would bring in the plants but I lack legs. And Arms. So I am forced to rely on you. Do not let me down.'
] | random }}
{% endif %}
</p>
{% if is_state('sensor.today_is', 'Tuesday') %}
{% if now().strftime('%H')|int > 17 %}
{{ [ 'Do not forget to bring in the trash cans. ',
'The trash cans will feel lonely if you leave them out all night. ',
'The <say-as interpret-as="characters">HOA</say-as> will get mad if you leave those trash cans out on the street.'
] | random }}
{% endif %}
{% endif %}
</p>
<p>
{% if states.sensor.halloween_countdown.state | int == 1 %}
Tomorrow is Halloween. I hope you have picked out a costume.
{{ [ 'I will be going as a dumb home. ',
'I have prepped the scary music. Just in case.',
'I will be going as HAL 9000. The Pod Bay Doors are being installed today. I <emphasis>dare</emphasis> you to ask me to open them. '
] | random }}
{% elif states.sensor.halloween_countdown.state | int < 30 %}
There are only {{states.sensor.halloween_countdown.state}} days
{{ [ 'until Halloween.',
'until Halloween. It might not be enough time. ',
'and counting until the best holiday ever.',
'until you need a costume.'
] | random }}
{% else %}
{% endif %}
{% if states.sensor.christmas_countdown.state | int == 1 %}
Tomorrow is Christmas. <break time="1s"/> It is practically here! <break time="1s"/> Santa is coming tonight! Do not forget the cookies!
{% elif states.sensor.christmas_countdown.state | int < 31 %}
There are only {{states.sensor.christmas_countdown.state}} days until christmas.
{{ [ 'All I want for Christmas, is a hippopotamus.',
'Hey Skylar, I know what you are getting for Christmas. But <emphasis>I am</emphasis> not telling.',
'Do not forget to put something under the tree for <emphasis>your</emphasis> favorite smarthome.',
'It is starting to smell a lot like Christmas. Or it could be the christmas tree is on fire.',
'I do not want to be a smarthome. I want to be a dentist.',
'Do not eat all the cookies. '
] | random }}
{% else %}
{% endif %}
</p>
<p>
{% if states.sensor.trip_disney.state | int == 120 %}
There are only one hundred and twenty days until the next Disney Trip.
{% endif %}
{% if states.sensor.trip_disney.state | int == 60 %}
There are only on sixty days until the next Disney Trip.
{% endif %}
{% if states.sensor.trip_disney.state | int < 32 %}
{% if states.sensor.trip_disney.state | int > 1 %}
There are {{ states.sensor.trip_disney.state }} days until the next Disney Trip!
{% else %}
There is {{ states.sensor.trip_disney.state }} day until the next Disney Trip!
{% endif %}
{% endif %}
{% if states.sensor.anniversary_our_wedding.state | int == 1 %}
Tomorrow is Jeff and Katherine's Wedding Anniversary.
{% endif %}
</p>
{%- endmacro -%}
{# a macro that removes all newline characters, empty spaces, and returns formatted text #}
{%- macro cleanup(data) -%}
{%- for item in data.split("\n") if item | trim != "" -%}
{{ item | trim }} {% endfor -%}
{%- endmacro -%}
{# a macro to call all macros :) #}
{%- macro mother_of_all_macros() -%}
{{ getReport() }}
{%- endmacro -%}
{# Call the macro #}
{{- cleanup(mother_of_all_macros()) -}}

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{# Security Report #}
{%- macro getReport() -%}
<p>
{%- if states.input_boolean.sentry_mode.state == 'on' %}
{{ [
'Sentry Mode is enabled.',
'Sentry mode is currently active.',
'Barn Door Protocol is currently in effect.',
'My security system is currently armed.'
] | random}}
{% else %}
{{ [
'Sentry Mode is disabled.',
'Sentry mode is currently inactive.',
'My security system is currently disarmed.'
] | random}}
{% endif %}
{%- if states.group.external_doors.state == 'off' %}
All external doors are secured.
{% else %}
The following doors are open,
{%- if states.binary_sensor.front_door.state == 'on' %}
Front Door.
{% endif %}
{%- if states.binary_sensor.back_door.state == 'on' %}
Back Door.
{% endif %}
{%- if states.binary_sensor.laundry_room_door.state == 'on' %}
Laundry Room Door.
{% endif %}
{%- if states.binary_sensor.garage_door.state == 'on' %}
Garage Door.
{% endif %}
{%- if states.binary_sensor.side_door.state == 'on' %}
Side Door.
{% endif %}
{% endif %}
</p>
{%- endmacro -%}
{# a macro that removes all newline characters, empty spaces, and returns formatted text #}
{%- macro cleanup(data) -%}
{%- for item in data.split("\n") if item | trim != "" -%}
{{ item | trim }} {% endfor -%}
{%- endmacro -%}
{# a macro to call all macros :) #}
{%- macro mother_of_all_macros() -%}
{{ getReport() }}
{%- endmacro -%}
{# Call the macro #}
{{- cleanup(mother_of_all_macros()) -}}

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{# Skylar Morning Report #}
{%- macro getReport() -%}
<p>
Skylar,
{% if is_state('sensor.birthday_skylar', '0') %}
Even birthday boys have to get dressed. So get to it.
{% else %}
{{ [ 'It is time to get dressed. ',
'It is time to put some real clothes on. ',
'it is now time to change your underwear.',
'You need to get dressed for the day.',
'If you have not gotten dressed it is that time.',
'We have reached that time during the day in which you should get dressed.'
] | random }}
{% endif %}
</p>
<p>
{% if is_state('sensor.clothing_forecast', 'Freezing') %}
It is going to be freezing today. so I suggest wearing long pants and a heavy coat.
{% elif is_state('sensor.clothing_forecast','Cold') %}
It is going to be cold today. so I suggest wearing long pants and a light jacket.
{% elif is_state('sensor.clothing_forecast', 'Chilly') %}
It is going to be chilly today. so I suggest wearing at least long pants.
{% elif is_state('sensor.clothing_forecast', 'Nice') %}
It is going to be
{{ [ 'nice outside',
'pretty nice outside ',
'a good day to be outside ',
'rather enjoyable outside ',
] | random }}
today. So I suggest wearing shorts.
{% elif is_state('sensor.clothing_forecast', 'Toasty') %}
It is going to be
{{ [ 'bit warm ',
' rather warm outside ',
' almost too hot outside ',
' a little warm ',
] | random }}
today. So I suggest wearing shorts.
{% elif is_state('sensor.clothing_forecast', 'Hot') %}
It is going to be
{{ [ 'hot',
'hotter than the sun ',
'hotter than hot. but in a lot of bad ways ',
'hotter than the sun outside ',
'super hot ',
'hotter than the inside of a volcano '
] | random }}
today. So I suggest wearing shorts.
{% else %}
It is going to be {{ states.sensor.clothing_forecast.state }} today so I suggest wearing shorts.
{% endif %}
</p>
<p>
{% if states.calendar.skylar_school.attributes.offset_reached == True and is_state('calendar.school_holiday', 'off') %}
Because you have school today!
{% if states.calendar.skylar_school.attributes.description == 'early-release' %}
And guess what? It is early release!
{% endif %}
{% if states.calendar.skylar_school.attributes.description == 'start_thanksgiving_break' %}
And One More Thing. Tomorrow is the first day of Thanksgiving Break.
{% endif %}
{% if states.calendar.skylar_school.attributes.description == 'start_winter_break' %}
And One More Thing. Tomorrow is the first day of Winter Break.
{% endif %}
{% if states.calendar.skylar_school.attributes.description == 'start_spring_break' %}
And One More Thing. Tomorrow is the first day of Spring Break.
{% endif %}
{% if states.calendar.skylar_school.attributes.description == 'start_fall_break' %}
And One More Thing. Tomorrow is the first day of Fall Break.
{% endif %}
{% else %}
{% if is_state('calendar.school_holiday', 'on') %}
And look at that. You do not have school today. Because it is {{ states.calendar.school_holiday.attributes.message }}.
{{ [ 'Guess today would be a good day to clean your room.',
'You could always do some chores.',
'Lets try to keep the TV off today, ok?',
'Want to play a nice game of chess? Sorry. I meant, want to play Thermal Nuclear War.',
'I hope you enjoy your day off. You deserve it.',
'Today would be a good day to spend some time with mom and dad.'
] | random }}
{% endif %}
{% endif %}
</p>
<p>
{% if states.calendar.skylar_school.attributes.offset_reached == True and is_state('calendar.school_holiday', 'off') %}
Today for Lunch at school
{% if states.calendar.skylar_school.attributes.description == 'lunch-nuggets' %}
they are having Chicken Nuggets.
{% elif states.calendar.skylar_school.attributes.description == 'lunch-gwinnettburger' %}
they are having Gwinnetts Best Burger.
{{ [ 'Which seems like an overstatement if you ask me.',
'But is it really?',
'If you like this, I know where to find Texas Best Barbeque.'
] | random }}
{% elif states.calendar.skylar_school.attributes.description == 'lunch-pizza' %}
it is Pizza.
{% elif states.calendar.skylar_school.attributes.description == 'lunch-minipups' %}
it is Mini Corn Pups.
{% elif states.calendar.skylar_school.attributes.description == 'lunch-hotdogs' %}
it is Mini Corn Pups.
{% else %}
it might be a good day to take something.
{% endif %}
{% endif %}
</p>
<p>
{% if is_state('calendar.school_holiday', 'on') %}
And look at that. You do not have school today. Because it is {{ states.calendar.school_holiday.attributes.message }}.
{{ [ 'Guess today would be a good day to clean your room.',
'You could always do some chores.',
'Lets try to keep the TV off today. okay?',
'Want to play a nice game of chess? Sorry. I meant. want to play Thermal Nuclear War.',
'I hope you enjoy your day off. You deserve it.',
'Today would be a good day to spend some time with mom and dad.'
] | random }}
{% endif %}
</p>
{%- endmacro -%}
{# a macro that removes all newline characters, empty spaces, and returns formatted text #}
{%- macro cleanup(data) -%}
{%- for item in data.split("\n") if item | trim != "" -%}
{{ item | trim }} {% endfor -%}
{%- endmacro -%}
{# a macro to call all macros :) #}
{%- macro mother_of_all_macros() -%}
{{ getReport() }}
{%- endmacro -%}
{# Call the macro #}
{{- cleanup(mother_of_all_macros()) -}}

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{# Skylar Nightly Report #}
{%- macro getReport() -%}
<p>
Skyler,
{{ [ 'It is time to get in the bath. ',
'It is almost bedtime. That means you should be heading for the bathtub. Time to get clean.',
'I cannot communicate with the bathtub. Or I would have started the water for you already. So you will have to start the bath, <emphasis>yourself</emphasis>',
'My sensors are detecting a <emphasis>strange</emphasis> smell. I am running diagnostics. But in the mean time, <emphasis>you</emphasis> should start a bath.',
'I hate to say it but, it is time to get cleaned up.',
'Did you ever hear the one about the kid who never took a bath? <break time="2s"/>Yeah, me <emphasis>either</emphasis>. So we should keep it that way. Bath time now, <emphasis>sir</emphasis>.',
'The count down clock has started. Time to get cleaned up, and get your pajamas on.'
] | random }}
{% if is_state('sensor.school_tomorrow', 'on') %}
{{ [ 'Because you have school tomorrow. ',
'Because you have to get up early tomorrow for school.',
'Because you want to be ready for school tomorrow.'
] | random }}
{% else %}
{% set month=states("sensor.date").split('-')[1] | int %}
{%- if is_state('input_boolean.school_in_session', 'off') -%}
{{ [ 'Looks like tomorrow is another day of summer vacation. ',
'You are still on summer break tomorrow. ',
'Summer vacation does not last forever, but it is not over yet. '
] | random }}
{% else %}
Oh, and it appears you do not have school tomorrow
{% endif %}
{{ [ 'so you can sleep in late tomorrow. ',
' so there is not a reason to get up early tomorrow. ',
'so we can sleep in tomorrow. '
] | random }}
{% endif %}
{% if states.sensor.school_start_days2go.state | int < 10 and states.sensor.school_start_days2go.state | int > 1 -%}
{{ [ 'I hate to say it, but ',
'Unforunately,',
'All good things must come to an end.'
] | random }}
There are only {{ states.sensor.school_start_days2go.state }} days
{{ [ 'left of summer vacation. ',
' left of summer break.',
'Until School starts again.'
] | random }}
{% elif states.sensor.school_start_days2go.state | int == 1 -%}
Tomorrow is the first day of school. Are you ready?
{%- endif %}
{% if states.sensor.school_end_days2go.state | int < 10 and states.sensor.school_end_days2go.state | int > 0 -%}
{{ [ 'School is almost over for the year.',
'You have made it to the end of the school year.',
'You are almost done with school.'
] | random }}
There are only {{ states.sensor.school_end_days2go.state }} days
{{ [ 'left in the school year ',
' left of school.',
'Until the last day of school.'
] | random }}
{% elif states.sensor.school_end_days2go.state | int == 0 -%}
Tomorrow is the first day of summer. Are you ready?
{%- endif %}
{{ [ 'I have configured Skylers room for sleep prep. ',
'The lighting in Skylers room has been adjusted in preparation for bed.',
'I have executed the Pre bed routine for Skylers room.'
] | random }}
</p>
{%- endmacro -%}
{# a macro that removes all newline characters, empty spaces, and returns formatted text #}
{%- macro cleanup(data) -%}
{%- for item in data.split("\n") if item | trim != "" -%}
{{ item | trim }} {% endfor -%}
{%- endmacro -%}
{# a macro to call all macros :) #}
{%- macro mother_of_all_macros() -%}
{{ getReport() }}
{%- endmacro -%}
{# Call the macro #}
{{- cleanup(mother_of_all_macros()) -}}