Coninuing with the major audible notifications overhual of 2020

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Jeffrey Stone
2020-12-04 01:01:28 -05:00
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{# Skylar Nightly Report #}
{%- macro getReport() -%}
<p>
{% if states.sensor.halloween_countdown.state | int == 1 %}
Tomorrow is Halloween. I hope you have picked out a costume.
{{ [ 'I will be going as a dumb home. ',
'I have prepped the scary music. Just in case.',
'I will be going as HAL 9000. The Pod Bay Doors are being installed today. I <emphasis>dare</emphasis> you to ask me to open them. '
] | random }}
{% elif states.sensor.halloween_countdown.state | int < 30 %}
There are only {{states.sensor.halloween_countdown.state}} days
{{ [ 'until Halloween.',
'until Halloween. It might not be enough time. ',
'and counting until the best holiday ever.',
'until you need a costume.'
] | random }}
{% else %}
{% endif %}
{% if states.sensor.christmas_countdown.state | int == 1 %}
Tomorrow is Christmas. <break time="1s"/> It is practically here! <break time="1s"/> Santa is coming tonight! Do not forget the cookies!
{% elif states.sensor.christmas_countdown.state | int < 31 %}
There are only {{states.sensor.christmas_countdown.state}} days until christmas.
{{ [ 'All I want for Christmas, is a hippopotamus.',
'Hey Skylar, I know what you are getting for Christmas. But <emphasis>I am</emphasis> not telling.',
'Do not forget to put something under the tree for <emphasis>your</emphasis> favorite smarthome.',
'It is starting to smell a lot like Christmas. Or it could be the christmas tree is on fire.',
'I do not want to be a smarthome. I want to be a dentist.',
'Do not eat all the cookies. '
] | random }}
{% else %}
{% endif %}
</p>
<p>
{% if states.sensor.trip_disney.state | int == 120 %}
There are only one hundred and twenty days until the next Disney Trip.
{% endif %}
{% if states.sensor.trip_disney.state | int == 60 %}
There are only on sixty days until the next Disney Trip.
{% endif %}
{% if states.sensor.trip_disney.state | int < 32 %}
{% if states.sensor.trip_disney.state | int > 1 %}
There are {{ states.sensor.trip_disney.state }} days until the next Disney Trip!
{% else %}
There is {{ states.sensor.trip_disney.state }} day until the next Disney Trip!
{% endif %}
{% endif %}
{% if states.sensor.anniversary_our_wedding.state | int == 1 %}
Tomorrow is Jeff and Katherine's Wedding Anniversary.
{% endif %}
</p>
<p>
Skyler,
{{ [ 'It is time to get in the bath. ',