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Coninuing with the major audible notifications overhual of 2020
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{# Skylar Nightly Report #}
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{%- macro getReport() -%}
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<p>
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{% if states.sensor.halloween_countdown.state | int == 1 %}
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Tomorrow is Halloween. I hope you have picked out a costume.
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{{ [ 'I will be going as a dumb home. ',
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'I have prepped the scary music. Just in case.',
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'I will be going as HAL 9000. The Pod Bay Doors are being installed today. I <emphasis>dare</emphasis> you to ask me to open them. '
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] | random }}
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{% elif states.sensor.halloween_countdown.state | int < 30 %}
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There are only {{states.sensor.halloween_countdown.state}} days
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{{ [ 'until Halloween.',
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'until Halloween. It might not be enough time. ',
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'and counting until the best holiday ever.',
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'until you need a costume.'
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] | random }}
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{% else %}
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{% endif %}
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{% if states.sensor.christmas_countdown.state | int == 1 %}
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Tomorrow is Christmas. <break time="1s"/> It is practically here! <break time="1s"/> Santa is coming tonight! Do not forget the cookies!
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{% elif states.sensor.christmas_countdown.state | int < 31 %}
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There are only {{states.sensor.christmas_countdown.state}} days until christmas.
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{{ [ 'All I want for Christmas, is a hippopotamus.',
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'Hey Skylar, I know what you are getting for Christmas. But <emphasis>I am</emphasis> not telling.',
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'Do not forget to put something under the tree for <emphasis>your</emphasis> favorite smarthome.',
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'It is starting to smell a lot like Christmas. Or it could be the christmas tree is on fire.',
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'I do not want to be a smarthome. I want to be a dentist.',
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'Do not eat all the cookies. '
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] | random }}
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{% else %}
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{% endif %}
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</p>
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<p>
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{% if states.sensor.trip_disney.state | int == 120 %}
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There are only one hundred and twenty days until the next Disney Trip.
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{% endif %}
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{% if states.sensor.trip_disney.state | int == 60 %}
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There are only on sixty days until the next Disney Trip.
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{% endif %}
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{% if states.sensor.trip_disney.state | int < 32 %}
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{% if states.sensor.trip_disney.state | int > 1 %}
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There are {{ states.sensor.trip_disney.state }} days until the next Disney Trip!
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{% else %}
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There is {{ states.sensor.trip_disney.state }} day until the next Disney Trip!
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{% endif %}
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{% endif %}
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{% if states.sensor.anniversary_our_wedding.state | int == 1 %}
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Tomorrow is Jeff and Katherine's Wedding Anniversary.
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{% endif %}
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</p>
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<p>
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Skyler,
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{{ [ 'It is time to get in the bath. ',
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