Coninuing with the major audible notifications overhual of 2020
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- platform: tod
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name: Quiet time
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after: '21:00'
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before: '07:00'
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before: '06:00'
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name: Arriving
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entities: []
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House Conditions:
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- climate.first_floor
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- sensor.accurite_back_porch_temperature
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# Announcment Automation - fires at the time of the above input_datetimes
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################################
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automation:
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- id: turn_off_audible_notifications
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alias: Turn Off Audible Notifications
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initial_state: true
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trigger:
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platform: template
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value_template: "{{ states('sensor.time') == (state_attr('input_datetime.audible_notification_off', 'timestamp') | int | timestamp_custom('%H:%M', False)) }}"
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action:
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- service: input_boolean.turn_off
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entity_id: input_boolean.audible_notifications
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- id: turn_on_audible_notifications
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alias: Turn On Audible Notifications at 7am
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- id: 81bee5ee-6820-4626-aebf-3deb8de69e4d
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alias: Turn On Audible Notifications
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initial_state: true
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trigger:
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platform: template
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value_template: "{{ states('sensor.time') == (state_attr('input_datetime.audible_notification_on', 'timestamp') | int | timestamp_custom('%H:%M', False)) }}"
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action:
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- service: script.turn_on_ha_speaker
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- service: input_boolean.turn_on
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entity_id: input_boolean.audible_notifications
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- id: set_audible_time_off_guest
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alias: set audible time off guest
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# Turn off audible notifications if they have't been turned off yet.
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- id: e0e9c774-6abe-42aa-bdab-32108bebb0e9
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alias: Turn Off Audible Notifications
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initial_state: true
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trigger:
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- platform: state
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entity_id: input_boolean.guest_mode
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to: 'on'
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- platform: template
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value_template: "{{ states('sensor.time') == (state_attr('input_datetime.audible_notification_off', 'timestamp') | int | timestamp_custom('%H:%M', False)) }}"
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condition:
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- condition: state
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entity_id: input_boolean.audible_notifications
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state: 'on'
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action:
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- service: input_datetime.set_datetime
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entity_id: input_datetime.audible_notification_off
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data_template:
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time: >
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{% if states.binary_sensor.school_tomorrow.state == 'on' %}
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19:30
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{% else %}
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20:30
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{% endif %}
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- service: input_boolean.turn_off
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entity_id: input_boolean.audible_notifications
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- id: prebed_routine
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- id: cb0063e4-1dfe-4537-8b9e-4f64b2eba35d
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initial_state: true
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alias: Skylar Nightly Announcements
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trigger:
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action:
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- service: script.skylar_nightly_briefing
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- id: nightly_report
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initial_state: true
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alias: Nightly Report
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trigger:
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platform: template
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value_template: "{{ states('sensor.time') == (state_attr('input_datetime.nightly_report', 'timestamp') | int | timestamp_custom('%H:%M', False)) }}"
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action:
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- service: script.nightly_briefing_report
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# - id: 15056866-5ac7-4b33-a371-ab9e449548d1
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# initial_state: true
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# alias: Nightly Report
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# trigger:
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# platform: template
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# value_template: "{{ states('sensor.time') == (state_attr('input_datetime.nightly_report', 'timestamp') | int | timestamp_custom('%H:%M', False)) }}"
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# action:
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# - service: script.nightly_briefing_report
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- id: good_morning_report
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- id: 1d8f396a-f6ec-460d-97e3-d11900418f95
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alias: Good Morning Report
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initial_state: true
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trigger:
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before: '08:30:00'
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- condition: state
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entity_id: input_boolean.good_morning_report
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state: 'on'
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state: 'off'
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action:
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- service: script.morning_briefing
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- service: script.twitter_notify
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entity_id: input_boolean.good_morning_report
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- id: master_bedroom_report
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- id: e8580ba4-fa76-4185-818b-fba3c3cea41c
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alias: Master Bedroom Report
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initial_state: true
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trigger:
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action:
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- service: script.morning_wakeup_report
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- id: skylar_morning_alarm_announcement
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- id: 09bf89e7-180c-40fb-9543-5bd862e21049
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alias: skylar morning alarm announcement
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trigger:
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platform: template
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script.skylar_morning_briefing_alexa
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{%- endif %}
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- id: set_skylar_morning_report_time
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- id: bbbafc52-eab1-44cd-ac24-4f9b7f4210b6
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alias: set skylar morning report time
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trigger:
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- platform: time
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sequence:
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- service: script.jarvis_voice
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data_template:
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who: kitchen
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who: '{{ states.sensor.alexa_audio.state }}'
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message: !include ../templates/speech/security_report.yaml
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event_briefing:
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sequence:
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- service: script.jarvis_voice
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data_template:
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who: kitchen
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who: '{{ states.sensor.alexa_audio.state }}'
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message: !include ../templates/speech/event_briefing.yaml
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skylar_morning_briefing_jarvis:
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who: '{{ states.sensor.room_audio.state }}'
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message: !include ../templates/speech/nightly_briefing.yaml
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sundown_briefing:
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sequence:
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- service: script.jarvis_voice
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data_template:
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who: '{{ states.sensor.room_audio.state }}'
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message: !include ../templates/speech/sundown_briefing.yaml
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morning_briefing:
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sequence:
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- service: script.jarvis_voice
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sensors:
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room_audio:
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friendly_name: "Room Audio"
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unit_of_measurement: ''
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value_template: >-
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{%- if is_state('binary_sensor.theater_occupancy', 'on') and is_state('media_player.theater_tv', 'on') %}
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theater
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{% else %}
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all_google
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{%- endif %}
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alexa_audio:
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friendly_name: "Alexa Audio"
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value_template: >-
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{%- if is_state('sensor.last_alexa', 'media_player.living_room') %}
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main
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{% elif is_state('sensor.last_alexa', 'media_player.kitchen') %}
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kitchen
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{% else %}
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main
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{%- endif %}
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last_alexa:
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value_template: >
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{{ states.media_player | selectattr('attributes.last_called','eq',True) | map(attribute='entity_id') | first }}
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automation:
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- id: coffee_time
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- id: 3a0175f8-9caf-45fb-a461-585474f73e6b
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alias: Coffee Time
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initial_state: true
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trigger:
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entity_id: alarm_control_panel.aarlo_ah_base_station
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mode: 'home'
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- id: good_morning
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- id: ce3d7e63-3eaa-4cc5-959b-1334e6c5c4e6
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alias: Good Morning
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initial_state: true
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trigger:
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{{ [ "/config/www/tweet_images/coffee.jpg",
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"/config/www/tweet_images/coffee2.jpg"] | random }}
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- id: skylar_bedtime
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- id: ff00b2a6-be6a-4f1f-ac14-84de9d42bb6a
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alias: Skylar Bedtime
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initial_state: true
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trigger:
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entity_id: scene.skylar_room_prebed
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- id: master_bedroom_lights_dim
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- id: 745ee642-26ef-4818-8068-67f8ffccb29f
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alias: Master Bedroom lights dim
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initial_state: true
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trigger:
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- service: scene.turn_on
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entity_id: scene.master_bedroom_dim
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- id: master_bedroom_lights_out
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- id: 68891fc2-b631-4195-ae63-b660e04f1615
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alias: Master Bedroom lights out
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initial_state: true
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trigger:
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- service: scene.turn_on
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entity_id: scene.master_bedroom_off
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- id: master_bedroom_lights_on
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- id: 27b83e67-b509-427a-aa2f-1ce4bb7ad0ab
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alias: Master Bedroom Lights On
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initial_state: true
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trigger:
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entity_id: scene.master_bedroom_on
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- id: master_bedroom_alarm
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- id: b054e477-be50-480e-bd2e-2996b3e1c997
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alias: Master bedroom alarm
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initial_state: true
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trigger:
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- service: scene.turn_on
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entity_id: scene.master_bedroom_on
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- id: master_bedroom_wake_up
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- id: 1feafed1-0de9-44a4-a2f0-e693bc637ea1
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alias: Master bedroom Wake Up
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initial_state: true
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trigger:
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- service: scene.turn_on
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entity_id: scene.master_bedroom_dim
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- id: good_night
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- id: 0d5cea61-f295-4e5d-87a9-f12dfb5b67d6
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alias: Good Night
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initial_state: true
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trigger:
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data:
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entity_id: light.kitchen_cabinets
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- service: script.good_night_loft
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- service: input_boolean.turn_off
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entity_id: input_boolean.audible_notifications
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- service: script.reset_annc_switches
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- service: script.twitter_notify_image
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data_template:
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"/config/www/tweet_images/clock.jpg"] | random }}
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- id: outside_lights_on_sunset
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- id: 79886677-4fdb-4cec-ad46-92a9c3c75681
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alias: Outside Lights on at Sunset
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initial_state: true
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trigger:
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- service: scene.turn_on
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entity_id: scene.normal_livingroom_lighting
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- service: script.sunset_garage_open
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- service: script.sundown_briefing
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- service: script.twitter_notify_image
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data_template:
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tweet: >-
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"/config/www/tweet_images/light.jpg",
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"/config/www/tweet_images/lamp2.jpg"] | random }}
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- id: sunset
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- id: a01624c1-1222-4d53-a9b3-95eee9a6a4b0
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alias: Sunset
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initial_state: true
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trigger:
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data:
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entity_id: alarm_control_panel.aarlo_ah_base_station
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mode: 'Armed'
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- service: script.nightly_briefing_report
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- id: outside_lights_off_sunrise
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- id: 18656c32-65ab-4578-9cc0-2de5820290de
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alias: Outside Lights off at Sunrise
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initial_state: true
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trigger:
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# "Since I monitor the conditions inside and outside the Anchorage House I know all the things. Like it is time to turn on the inside lights."
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# ] | random }}
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- id: inside_off_after_sunrise
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- id: 9c4e0720-6496-49a9-ad49-fe59b52fc056
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alias: Inside off after Sunrise
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initial_state: true
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trigger:
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entity_id: scene.master_bedroom_off
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- id: ha_start
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- id: 86fd5de9-3136-4d86-aef9-268f097eae35
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alias: HA Startup
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initial_state: true
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trigger:
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data:
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name: midnight-AH
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- id: jeff_eta_home
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- id: 82b96b73-2407-49d7-8ea2-1f78a69e025b
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alias: Jeff eta home
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initial_state: true
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trigger:
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] | random }}
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- id: set_coffee_time
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- id: 49fcdf4f-5cb1-442a-9a1a-16eefc3da503
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alias: set soffee time
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trigger:
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- platform: time
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07:15
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{% endif %}
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- id: set_skylar_nightly_report_time
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- id: 7ad448b3-f2f0-4dfc-9549-732fa6396bc5
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alias: set skylar nightly report time
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trigger:
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- platform: time
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20:15
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{% endif %}
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- id: set_good_morning_time
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- id: bd8e4e20-f138-49ec-a9f6-d23ab1450b98
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alias: set good morning time
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trigger:
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- platform: time
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friendly_name: "Skylar's Current Location"
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unit_of_measurement: ''
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value_template: >-
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{%- if is_state('input_boolean.skylar_school', 'on')%}
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{% if is_state('person.skylar', 'home') %}
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home
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{%- elif is_state('input_boolean.skylar_school', 'on') or is_state('person.skylar', 'Starling')%}
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school
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{%- elif is_state('sensor.jeff_location', 'home') and is_state('sensor.kat_location', 'home') and is_state('input_boolean.skylar_school', 'off')%}
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home
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- platform: state
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entity_id: binary_sensor.skylar_room_occupancy
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to: 'on'
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from: 'off'
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condition:
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- condition: time
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after: '05:00:00'
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before: '08:30:00'
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- condition: state
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entity_id: input_boolean.skylar_awake
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state: 'off'
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action:
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- service: input_datetime.set_datetime
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entity_id: input_datetime.skylar_awake_at
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- service: script.jarvis_voice
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data_template:
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who: '{{ states.sensor.room_audio.state }}'
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message:
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message: Katherine appears to be headed home. Based on current traffic conditions, she should be here in {{states.sensor.kat_ett_home.attributes.duration | round}} minutes.
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- id: '1550109528753'
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alias: Jeff Is Heading Home
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- service: script.jarvis_voice
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data_template:
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who: '{{ states.sensor.room_audio.state }}'
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message:
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message: Jeff appears to be headed home. Based on current traffic conditions, he should be here in {{states.sensor.jeff_ett_home.attributes.duration | round}} minutes.
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- id: jeff_heading_to_work
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alias: Jeff Is Heading To Work
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condition:
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condition: time
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after: '07:25:00'
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before: '08:30:00'
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before: '09:00:00'
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weekday:
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- mon
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- tue
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- service: script.standby
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- service: script.washer_finished_notification_audible
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- wait_template: "{{ states.binary_sensor.kitchen_door.state == 'on' }}"
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timeout: '00:1:00'
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- delay: '00:01:00'
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timeout: '00:01:00'
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- delay: '00:02:00'
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- service: script.jarvis_voice
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data_template:
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who: main
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@ -143,6 +143,8 @@ automation:
|
|||
- service: input_boolean.turn_on
|
||||
entity_id: input_boolean.garage_after_dark
|
||||
|
||||
|
||||
|
||||
- id: door_chime
|
||||
alias: Door Chine
|
||||
trigger:
|
||||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
@ -1,15 +1,47 @@
|
|||
>
|
||||
{# Event Report #}
|
||||
{%- macro getReport() -%}
|
||||
<p>
|
||||
{% if is_state('calendar.holidays_in_united_states', 'on') %}
|
||||
Today is {{states.calendar.holidays_in_united_states.attributes.message}}.
|
||||
{% endif %}
|
||||
{% if is_state('calendar.anchorage_holidays', 'on') %}
|
||||
Today is {{states.calendar.anchorage_holidays.attributes.message}}.
|
||||
{% endif %}
|
||||
{% if states.calendar.birthdays.state == 'on' %}
|
||||
Today is {{ states.calendar.birthdays.attributes.message }}! So Happy Birthday! The confetti cannon is not working otherwise I would shower you in paper.
|
||||
{% endif %}
|
||||
{%- set event=states.calendar.national_holidays.attributes.message %}
|
||||
{% if 'Day' in event and 'National' in event%}
|
||||
{{ [
|
||||
'And a very special Happy ',
|
||||
'It is also ',
|
||||
'Today is also known as ',
|
||||
'Oh <emphasis>Look</emphasis>. Today is ',
|
||||
'Want to know a fact? Today is ',
|
||||
'Everyday can be a holiday. So today is '
|
||||
]|random }}
|
||||
{{states.calendar.national_holidays.attributes.message | replace("&"," and ") }}.
|
||||
{%- endif -%}
|
||||
</p>
|
||||
<p>
|
||||
{% if states.sensor.birthday_skylar.state | int == 1 %}
|
||||
Tomorrow is Skylar's Birthday.
|
||||
{% elif states.sensor.birthday_skylar.state | int > 1 and states.sensor.birthday_skylar.state | int < 15 %}
|
||||
Skylar's Birthday is in {{ states.sensor.birthday_skylar.state }} days!
|
||||
{% else %}
|
||||
{% endif %}
|
||||
{% if states.sensor.birthday_jeff.state | int == 1 %}
|
||||
Tomorrow is Jeff's Birthday.
|
||||
{% elif states.sensor.birthday_jeff.state | int > 1 and states.sensor.birthday_jeff.state | int < 15 %}
|
||||
Jeff's Birthday is in {{ states.sensor.birthday_jeff.state }} days!
|
||||
{% else %}
|
||||
{% endif %}
|
||||
{% if states.sensor.birthday_kat.state | int == 1 %}
|
||||
Tomorrow is Katherine's Birthday.
|
||||
{% elif states.sensor.birthday_kat.state | int > 1 and states.sensor.birthday_kat.state | int < 15 %}
|
||||
Katherine's Birthday is in {{ states.sensor.birthday_kat.state }} days!
|
||||
{% else %}
|
||||
{% endif %}
|
||||
</p>
|
||||
<p>
|
||||
|
|
@ -19,7 +51,7 @@
|
|||
'I have prepped the scary music. Just in case.',
|
||||
'I will be going as HAL 9000. The Pod Bay Doors are being installed today. I <emphasis>dare</emphasis> you to ask me to open them. '
|
||||
] | random }}
|
||||
{% elif states.sensor.halloween_countdown.state | int < 30 %}
|
||||
{% elif states.sensor.halloween_countdown.state | int < 30 and states.sensor.halloween_countdown.state | int > 1 %}
|
||||
There are only {{states.sensor.halloween_countdown.state}} days
|
||||
{{ [ 'until Halloween.',
|
||||
'until Halloween. It might not be enough time. ',
|
||||
|
|
@ -31,7 +63,7 @@
|
|||
{% endif %}
|
||||
{% if states.sensor.christmas_countdown.state | int == 1 %}
|
||||
Tomorrow is Christmas. <break time="1s"/> It is practically here! <break time="1s"/> Santa is coming tonight! Do not forget the cookies!
|
||||
{% elif states.sensor.christmas_countdown.state | int < 31 %}
|
||||
{% elif states.sensor.christmas_countdown.state | int < 31 and states.sensor.christmas_countdown.state | int > 1 %}
|
||||
There are only {{states.sensor.christmas_countdown.state}} days until christmas.
|
||||
{{ [ 'All I want for Christmas, is a hippopotamus.',
|
||||
'Hey Skylar, I know what you are getting for Christmas. But <emphasis>I am</emphasis> not telling.',
|
||||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
@ -39,7 +39,7 @@
|
|||
{{states.sensor.today_is.state }}.
|
||||
</p>
|
||||
<p>
|
||||
It is currently {{states.weather.home_2.state}} and {{states.sensor.back_porch.state|round}} degrees in Grayson.
|
||||
It is currently {{states.weather.home_2.state}} and {{states.sensor.back_porch_temperature.state|round}} degrees in Grayson.
|
||||
</p>
|
||||
<p>
|
||||
{% if states.sensor.nws_alerts.state | int > 0 %}
|
||||
|
|
@ -99,7 +99,7 @@
|
|||
And do not forget. Today is also {{states.calendar.anchorage_holidays.attributes.message}}.
|
||||
{% endif %}
|
||||
{% if states.calendar.birthdays.state == 'on' %}
|
||||
Today is {{ states.calendar.birthdays.attributes.message }}! So Happy Birthday! The confetti cannon is not working otherwise I would shower you in paper.
|
||||
Today is {{ states.calendar.birthdays.attributes.message }}! So Happy Birthday! The confetti cannon is not working otherwise I would shower you in paper garbage that someone else would have to pick up.
|
||||
{% endif %}
|
||||
{%- set event=states.calendar.national_holidays.attributes.message %}
|
||||
{% if 'Day' in event and 'National' in event%}
|
||||
|
|
@ -112,22 +112,6 @@
|
|||
'Everyday can be a holiday. So today is '
|
||||
]|random }}
|
||||
{{states.calendar.national_holidays.attributes.message | replace("&"," and ") }}.
|
||||
{{ [
|
||||
'We should celebrate.',
|
||||
'I will leave the party planning up to <emphasis>you</emphasis>.',
|
||||
'I bet <emphasis>you</emphasis> are glad I told you.',
|
||||
'Wait. <emphasis>Really.</emphasis> That cannot be a <emphasis>Real</emphasis> holiday.',
|
||||
'Wait. <emphasis>That</emphasis> is a <emphasis>Real</emphasis> holiday?',
|
||||
'Umm. Okay. You <emphasis>cannot</emphasis> make this stuff up.',
|
||||
'But, <emphasis>that</emphasis> just sounds silly.',
|
||||
'You did not know did <emphasis>you</emphasis>? But, <emphasis>now </emphasis> you do.'
|
||||
]|random }}
|
||||
{{ [
|
||||
'Anyway. ',
|
||||
'Moving On. ',
|
||||
'Back to the morning announcements. ',
|
||||
'Right. Well. '
|
||||
]|random }}
|
||||
{%- endif -%}
|
||||
</p>
|
||||
<p>
|
||||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
@ -39,7 +39,7 @@
|
|||
{{states.sensor.today_is.state }}.
|
||||
</p>
|
||||
<p>
|
||||
It is currently {{states.weather.home_2.state}} and {{states.sensor.back_porch.state|round}} degrees in Grayson.
|
||||
It is currently {{states.weather.home_2.state}} and {{states.sensor.back_porch_temperature.state|round}} degrees in Grayson.
|
||||
</p>
|
||||
<p>
|
||||
{% if is_state('sensor.clothing_forecast', 'Freezing') %}
|
||||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
@ -1,157 +1,62 @@
|
|||
>
|
||||
{# Nightky Report #}
|
||||
{# Nightly Report #}
|
||||
{%- macro getReport() -%}
|
||||
|
||||
<p>
|
||||
{% if now().strftime('%H')|int < 12 and now().strftime('%H')|int > 6 %}
|
||||
Good morning.
|
||||
{% elif now().strftime('%H')|int >= 12 and now().strftime('%H')|int < 17 %}
|
||||
Good afternoon.
|
||||
{% else %}
|
||||
Good evening.
|
||||
{% endif %}
|
||||
</p>
|
||||
<p>
|
||||
{% if now().strftime('%H')|int < 12 %}
|
||||
{% if now().strftime('%M')|int == 0 %}
|
||||
It is {{ now().strftime('%H')|int }} AM.
|
||||
{% else %}
|
||||
It is {{ now().strftime('%H')|int }} {{ now().strftime('%M')|int }} AM.
|
||||
{% endif %}
|
||||
|
||||
{% elif now().strftime('%H')|int > 12 %}
|
||||
{% if now().strftime('%M')|int == 0 %}
|
||||
It is {{ now().strftime('%H')|int }} PM.
|
||||
{% else %}
|
||||
It is {{ now().strftime('%H')|int }} {{ now().strftime('%M')|int }} PM.
|
||||
{% endif %}
|
||||
|
||||
{% else %}
|
||||
|
||||
{% endif %}
|
||||
</p>
|
||||
<p>
|
||||
{{ [
|
||||
'The sun is officially down. Exterior Cameras are now motion activated.',
|
||||
'The sun has been ushered off the stage. I have armed the perimiter cameras.',
|
||||
'You are running out of daylight. Time to wrap up any outside chores.',
|
||||
'Switching Anchorage House to night mode! ',
|
||||
'The outside world has switched to dark mode.',
|
||||
'It is a little past Sunset. Time to turn on the outside lights. I am on it.',
|
||||
'I will switch on the outside lights. It is getting dark outside.',
|
||||
'Time to turn on the front lights. I will take care of it.',
|
||||
'If you have not looked outside lately, the light of the day is almost gone.'
|
||||
]|random }}
|
||||
</p>
|
||||
<p>
|
||||
{% if is_state('binary_sensor.garage_door', 'on') %}
|
||||
{{ [ 'The garage door is open. ',
|
||||
'The pod bay doors are open. ',
|
||||
'Someone forgot to close the garage.'
|
||||
] | random }}
|
||||
{% elif is_state('binary_sensor.side_door', 'on') %}
|
||||
{{ [ 'The side door is ajar. ',
|
||||
'The side door is open. ',
|
||||
'Someone forgot to close the side door.'
|
||||
] | random }}
|
||||
{% else %}
|
||||
{% endif %}
|
||||
</p>
|
||||
<p>
|
||||
{% if states.sensor.nws_alerts.state | int > 0 %}
|
||||
There are currently {{states.sensor.nws_alerts.state }} active weather alerts for our area.
|
||||
The National Weather Service Has issued,
|
||||
{% if states.sensor.nws_alerts.attributes.spoken_desc.split('\n\n-\n\n')[5] is defined %}
|
||||
a {{ states.sensor.nws_alerts.attributes.spoken_desc.split('\n\n-\n\n')[5] }}.
|
||||
{% elif states.sensor.nws_alerts.attributes.spoken_desc.split('\n\n-\n\n')[4] is defined %}
|
||||
a {{ states.sensor.nws_alerts.attributes.spoken_desc.split('\n\n-\n\n')[4] }}.
|
||||
{% elif states.sensor.nws_alerts.attributes.spoken_desc.split('\n\n-\n\n')[3] is defined %}
|
||||
a {{ states.sensor.nws_alerts.attributes.spoken_desc.split('\n\n-\n\n')[3] }}.
|
||||
{% elif states.sensor.nws_alerts.attributes.spoken_desc.split('\n\n-\n\n')[2] is defined %}
|
||||
a {{ states.sensor.nws_alerts.attributes.spoken_desc.split('\n\n-\n\n')[2] }}.
|
||||
{% elif states.sensor.nws_alerts.attributes.spoken_desc.split('\n\n-\n\n')[1] is defined %}
|
||||
a {{ states.sensor.nws_alerts.attributes.spoken_desc.split('\n\n-\n\n')[1] }}.
|
||||
{% else %}
|
||||
a {{ states.sensor.nws_alerts.attributes.spoken_desc.split('\n\n-\n\n')[0] }}.
|
||||
{% endif %}
|
||||
{% endif %}
|
||||
</p>
|
||||
<p>
|
||||
{{ [
|
||||
'Tonight we can expect,',
|
||||
'Expect weather tonight to be,'
|
||||
]|random }}
|
||||
{{ states.sensor.nws_overnight_forecast.state }}
|
||||
</p>
|
||||
<p>
|
||||
{% if is_state('input_boolean.freeze_warning','on') %}
|
||||
{{ [ 'The temperature is expected to be near or below freezing. <emphasis>Someone</emphasis> might want to bring the lemon tree in. ',
|
||||
'It appears that it will be cold tonight. Like, the turn water solid <emphasis>kind</emphasis> of cold. Think of the poor plants.',
|
||||
'I suggest bringing in the plants other wise, the temperature might kill them. And that will be on <emphasis>you</emphasis>.',
|
||||
'I would say winter is coming. But, based on the weather forecast <emphasis>it</emphasis> appears to be here.',
|
||||
'It will be freezing cold tonight. I would bring in the plants but I lack legs. And Arms. So I am forced to rely on you. Do not let me down.'
|
||||
] | random }}
|
||||
{% endif %}
|
||||
</p>
|
||||
|
||||
{% if is_state('sensor.today_is', 'Tuesday') %}
|
||||
{% if now().strftime('%H')|int > 17 %}
|
||||
{{ [ 'Do not forget to bring in the trash cans. ',
|
||||
'The trash cans will feel lonely if you leave them out all night. ',
|
||||
'The <say-as interpret-as="characters">HOA</say-as> will get mad if you leave those trash cans out on the street.'
|
||||
] | random }}
|
||||
{% endif %}
|
||||
{% endif %}
|
||||
</p>
|
||||
<p>
|
||||
{% if states.sensor.halloween_countdown.state | int == 1 %}
|
||||
Tomorrow is Halloween. I hope you have picked out a costume.
|
||||
{{ [ 'I will be going as a dumb home. ',
|
||||
'I have prepped the scary music. Just in case.',
|
||||
'I will be going as HAL 9000. The Pod Bay Doors are being installed today. I <emphasis>dare</emphasis> you to ask me to open them. '
|
||||
] | random }}
|
||||
Tomorrow is Halloween. I hope you have picked out a costume.
|
||||
{{ [ 'I will be going as a dumb home. ',
|
||||
'I have prepped the scary music. Just in case.',
|
||||
'I will be going as HAL 9000. The Pod Bay Doors are being installed today. I <emphasis>dare</emphasis> you to ask me to open them. '
|
||||
] | random }}
|
||||
{% elif states.sensor.halloween_countdown.state | int < 30 %}
|
||||
There are only {{states.sensor.halloween_countdown.state}} days
|
||||
{{ [ 'until Halloween.',
|
||||
'until Halloween. It might not be enough time. ',
|
||||
'and counting until the best holiday ever.',
|
||||
'until you need a costume.'
|
||||
] | random }}
|
||||
There are only {{states.sensor.halloween_countdown.state}} days
|
||||
{{ [ 'until Halloween.',
|
||||
'until Halloween. It might not be enough time. ',
|
||||
'and counting until the best holiday ever.',
|
||||
'until you need a costume.'
|
||||
] | random }}
|
||||
|
||||
{% else %}
|
||||
{% endif %}
|
||||
|
||||
{% if states.sensor.christmas_countdown.state | int == 1 %}
|
||||
Tomorrow is Christmas. <break time="1s"/> It is practically here! <break time="1s"/> Santa is coming tonight! Do not forget the cookies!
|
||||
Tomorrow is Christmas. <break time="1s"/> It is practically here! <break time="1s"/> Santa is coming tonight! Do not forget the cookies!
|
||||
{% elif states.sensor.christmas_countdown.state | int < 31 %}
|
||||
There are only {{states.sensor.christmas_countdown.state}} days until christmas.
|
||||
{{ [ 'All I want for Christmas, is a hippopotamus.',
|
||||
'Hey Skylar, I know what you are getting for Christmas. But <emphasis>I am</emphasis> not telling.',
|
||||
'Do not forget to put something under the tree for <emphasis>your</emphasis> favorite smarthome.',
|
||||
'It is starting to smell a lot like Christmas. Or it could be the christmas tree is on fire.',
|
||||
'I do not want to be a smarthome. I want to be a dentist.',
|
||||
'Do not eat all the cookies. '
|
||||
] | random }}
|
||||
There are only {{states.sensor.christmas_countdown.state}} days until christmas.
|
||||
{{ [ 'All I want for Christmas, is a hippopotamus.',
|
||||
'Hey Skylar, I know what you are getting for Christmas. But <emphasis>I am</emphasis> not telling.',
|
||||
'Do not forget to put something under the tree for <emphasis>your</emphasis> favorite smarthome.',
|
||||
'It is starting to smell a lot like Christmas. Or it could be the christmas tree is on fire.',
|
||||
'I do not want to be a smarthome. I want to be a dentist.',
|
||||
'Do not eat all the cookies. '
|
||||
] | random }}
|
||||
{% else %}
|
||||
{% endif %}
|
||||
</p>
|
||||
<p>
|
||||
</p>
|
||||
<p>
|
||||
{% if states.sensor.trip_disney.state | int == 120 %}
|
||||
There are only one hundred and twenty days until the next Disney Trip.
|
||||
There are only one hundred and twenty days until the next Disney Trip.
|
||||
{% endif %}
|
||||
{% if states.sensor.trip_disney.state | int == 60 %}
|
||||
There are only on sixty days until the next Disney Trip.
|
||||
There are only on sixty days until the next Disney Trip.
|
||||
{% endif %}
|
||||
{% if states.sensor.trip_disney.state | int < 32 %}
|
||||
{% if states.sensor.trip_disney.state | int > 1 %}
|
||||
There are {{ states.sensor.trip_disney.state }} days until the next Disney Trip!
|
||||
{% else %}
|
||||
There is {{ states.sensor.trip_disney.state }} day until the next Disney Trip!
|
||||
{% endif %}
|
||||
{% if states.sensor.trip_disney.state | int > 1 %}
|
||||
There are {{ states.sensor.trip_disney.state }} days until the next Disney Trip!
|
||||
{% else %}
|
||||
There is {{ states.sensor.trip_disney.state }} day until the next Disney Trip!
|
||||
{% endif %}
|
||||
{% endif %}
|
||||
{% if states.sensor.anniversary_our_wedding.state | int == 1 %}
|
||||
Tomorrow is Jeff and Katherine's Wedding Anniversary.
|
||||
Tomorrow is Jeff and Katherine's Wedding Anniversary.
|
||||
{% endif %}
|
||||
</p>
|
||||
<p>
|
||||
{% if states.sensor.trip_disney.state | int == 1 %}
|
||||
Oh, and there is just one more sleep until the next Disney Trip!
|
||||
{% endif %}
|
||||
</p>
|
||||
{%- endmacro -%}
|
||||
|
||||
|
||||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
@ -7,34 +7,35 @@
|
|||
'Sentry Mode is enabled.',
|
||||
'Sentry mode is currently active.',
|
||||
'Barn Door Protocol is currently in effect.',
|
||||
'My security system is currently armed.'
|
||||
'My security system is currently armed.',
|
||||
'Anchorage House is in lockdown mode. '
|
||||
] | random}}
|
||||
{% else %}
|
||||
{{ [
|
||||
'Sentry Mode is disabled.',
|
||||
'Sentry mode is currently inactive.',
|
||||
'My security system is currently disarmed.'
|
||||
'My security system is currently disarmed.',
|
||||
'Anchorage House is currently in standby. '
|
||||
] | random}}
|
||||
{% endif %}
|
||||
{%- if states.group.external_doors.state == 'off' %}
|
||||
All external doors are secured.
|
||||
All external doors are currently secured.
|
||||
{% else %}
|
||||
The following doors are open,
|
||||
{%- if states.binary_sensor.front_door.state == 'on' %}
|
||||
Front Door.
|
||||
{% endif %}
|
||||
{%- if states.binary_sensor.back_door.state == 'on' %}
|
||||
Back Door.
|
||||
{% endif %}
|
||||
{%- if states.binary_sensor.laundry_room_door.state == 'on' %}
|
||||
Laundry Room Door.
|
||||
{% endif %}
|
||||
{%- if states.binary_sensor.garage_door.state == 'on' %}
|
||||
Garage Door.
|
||||
{% endif %}
|
||||
{%- if states.binary_sensor.side_door.state == 'on' %}
|
||||
Side Door.
|
||||
{% set open_doors = expand('group.external_doors')| selectattr('state', 'eq', 'on') | map(attribute='name')|join(' and ') %}
|
||||
{% set open_door_count = expand('group.external_doors') | selectattr('state', 'eq', 'on') | list | count %}
|
||||
{% if open_door_count == 1 %}
|
||||
{% set is_are = ' is ' %}
|
||||
{% else %}
|
||||
{% set is_are = ' are ' %}
|
||||
{% endif %}
|
||||
{%- macro announcement(open_doors, is_are) -%}
|
||||
{{ [
|
||||
open_doors ~ is_are + " standing open.",
|
||||
open_doors ~ is_are + " not secured.",
|
||||
open_doors ~ is_are + " open."
|
||||
] | random }}
|
||||
{%- endmacro -%}
|
||||
{{announcement(open_doors)}}
|
||||
{% endif %}
|
||||
</p>
|
||||
{%- endmacro -%}
|
||||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
@ -1,6 +1,57 @@
|
|||
>
|
||||
{# Skylar Nightly Report #}
|
||||
{%- macro getReport() -%}
|
||||
|
||||
<p>
|
||||
{% if states.sensor.halloween_countdown.state | int == 1 %}
|
||||
Tomorrow is Halloween. I hope you have picked out a costume.
|
||||
{{ [ 'I will be going as a dumb home. ',
|
||||
'I have prepped the scary music. Just in case.',
|
||||
'I will be going as HAL 9000. The Pod Bay Doors are being installed today. I <emphasis>dare</emphasis> you to ask me to open them. '
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] | random }}
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{% elif states.sensor.halloween_countdown.state | int < 30 %}
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There are only {{states.sensor.halloween_countdown.state}} days
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{{ [ 'until Halloween.',
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'until Halloween. It might not be enough time. ',
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'and counting until the best holiday ever.',
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'until you need a costume.'
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] | random }}
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{% else %}
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{% endif %}
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{% if states.sensor.christmas_countdown.state | int == 1 %}
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Tomorrow is Christmas. <break time="1s"/> It is practically here! <break time="1s"/> Santa is coming tonight! Do not forget the cookies!
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{% elif states.sensor.christmas_countdown.state | int < 31 %}
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There are only {{states.sensor.christmas_countdown.state}} days until christmas.
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{{ [ 'All I want for Christmas, is a hippopotamus.',
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'Hey Skylar, I know what you are getting for Christmas. But <emphasis>I am</emphasis> not telling.',
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'Do not forget to put something under the tree for <emphasis>your</emphasis> favorite smarthome.',
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'It is starting to smell a lot like Christmas. Or it could be the christmas tree is on fire.',
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'I do not want to be a smarthome. I want to be a dentist.',
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'Do not eat all the cookies. '
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] | random }}
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{% else %}
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{% endif %}
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</p>
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<p>
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{% if states.sensor.trip_disney.state | int == 120 %}
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There are only one hundred and twenty days until the next Disney Trip.
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{% endif %}
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{% if states.sensor.trip_disney.state | int == 60 %}
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There are only on sixty days until the next Disney Trip.
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{% endif %}
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{% if states.sensor.trip_disney.state | int < 32 %}
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{% if states.sensor.trip_disney.state | int > 1 %}
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There are {{ states.sensor.trip_disney.state }} days until the next Disney Trip!
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{% else %}
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There is {{ states.sensor.trip_disney.state }} day until the next Disney Trip!
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{% endif %}
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{% endif %}
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{% if states.sensor.anniversary_our_wedding.state | int == 1 %}
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Tomorrow is Jeff and Katherine's Wedding Anniversary.
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{% endif %}
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</p>
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<p>
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Skyler,
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{{ [ 'It is time to get in the bath. ',
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@ -0,0 +1,174 @@
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>
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{# Nightky Report #}
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{%- macro getReport() -%}
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<p>
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{% if now().strftime('%H')|int < 12 and now().strftime('%H')|int > 6 %}
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Good morning.
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{% elif now().strftime('%H')|int >= 12 and now().strftime('%H')|int < 17 %}
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Good afternoon.
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{% else %}
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Good evening.
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{% endif %}
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</p>
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<p>
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{% if now().strftime('%H')|int < 12 %}
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{% if now().strftime('%M')|int == 0 %}
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It is {{ now().strftime('%H')|int }} AM.
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{% else %}
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It is {{ now().strftime('%H')|int }} {{ now().strftime('%M')|int }} AM.
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{% endif %}
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{% elif now().strftime('%H')|int > 12 %}
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{% if now().strftime('%M')|int == 0 %}
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It is {{ now().strftime('%H')|int }} PM.
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{% else %}
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It is {{ now().strftime('%H')|int }} {{ now().strftime('%M')|int }} PM.
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{% endif %}
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{% else %}
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{% endif %}
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</p>
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<p>
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{{ [
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'The sun is officially down. Exterior Cameras are now motion activated.',
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'The sun has been ushered off the stage. I have armed the perimiter cameras.',
|
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'You are running out of daylight. Time to wrap up any outside chores.',
|
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'Switching Anchorage House to night mode! ',
|
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'The outside world has switched to dark mode.',
|
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'It is a little past Sunset. Time to turn on the outside lights. I am on it.',
|
||||
'I will switch on the outside lights. It is getting dark outside.',
|
||||
'Time to turn on the front lights. I will take care of it.',
|
||||
'If you have not looked outside lately, the light of the day is almost gone.'
|
||||
]|random }}
|
||||
</p>
|
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<p>
|
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{% if is_state('binary_sensor.garage_door', 'on') %}
|
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{{ [ 'The garage door is open. ',
|
||||
'The pod bay doors are open. ',
|
||||
'Someone forgot to close the garage.'
|
||||
] | random }}
|
||||
{% elif is_state('binary_sensor.side_door', 'on') %}
|
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{{ [ 'The side door is ajar. ',
|
||||
'The side door is open. ',
|
||||
'Someone forgot to close the side door.'
|
||||
] | random }}
|
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{% else %}
|
||||
{% endif %}
|
||||
</p>
|
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<p>
|
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{% if states.sensor.nws_alerts.state | int > 0 %}
|
||||
There are currently {{states.sensor.nws_alerts.state }} active weather alerts for our area.
|
||||
The National Weather Service Has issued,
|
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{% if states.sensor.nws_alerts.attributes.spoken_desc.split('\n\n-\n\n')[5] is defined %}
|
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a {{ states.sensor.nws_alerts.attributes.spoken_desc.split('\n\n-\n\n')[5] }}.
|
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{% elif states.sensor.nws_alerts.attributes.spoken_desc.split('\n\n-\n\n')[4] is defined %}
|
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a {{ states.sensor.nws_alerts.attributes.spoken_desc.split('\n\n-\n\n')[4] }}.
|
||||
{% elif states.sensor.nws_alerts.attributes.spoken_desc.split('\n\n-\n\n')[3] is defined %}
|
||||
a {{ states.sensor.nws_alerts.attributes.spoken_desc.split('\n\n-\n\n')[3] }}.
|
||||
{% elif states.sensor.nws_alerts.attributes.spoken_desc.split('\n\n-\n\n')[2] is defined %}
|
||||
a {{ states.sensor.nws_alerts.attributes.spoken_desc.split('\n\n-\n\n')[2] }}.
|
||||
{% elif states.sensor.nws_alerts.attributes.spoken_desc.split('\n\n-\n\n')[1] is defined %}
|
||||
a {{ states.sensor.nws_alerts.attributes.spoken_desc.split('\n\n-\n\n')[1] }}.
|
||||
{% else %}
|
||||
a {{ states.sensor.nws_alerts.attributes.spoken_desc.split('\n\n-\n\n')[0] }}.
|
||||
{% endif %}
|
||||
{% endif %}
|
||||
</p>
|
||||
<p>
|
||||
{{ [
|
||||
'Tonight we can expect,',
|
||||
'Expect weather tonight to be,'
|
||||
]|random }}
|
||||
{{ states.sensor.nws_overnight_forecast.state }}
|
||||
</p>
|
||||
<p>
|
||||
{% if is_state('input_boolean.freeze_warning','on') %}
|
||||
{{ [ 'The temperature is expected to be near or below freezing. <emphasis>Someone</emphasis> might want to bring the lemon tree in. ',
|
||||
'It appears that it will be cold tonight. Like, the turn water solid <emphasis>kind</emphasis> of cold. Think of the poor plants.',
|
||||
'I suggest bringing in the plants other wise, the temperature might kill them. And that will be on <emphasis>you</emphasis>.',
|
||||
'I would say winter is coming. But, based on the weather forecast <emphasis>it</emphasis> appears to be here.',
|
||||
'It will be freezing cold tonight. I would bring in the plants but I lack legs. And Arms. So I am forced to rely on you. Do not let me down.'
|
||||
] | random }}
|
||||
{% endif %}
|
||||
</p>
|
||||
{% if is_state('sensor.today_is', 'Tuesday') %}
|
||||
{% if now().strftime('%H')|int > 17 %}
|
||||
{{ [ 'Do not forget to bring in the trash cans. ',
|
||||
'The trash cans will feel lonely if you leave them out all night. ',
|
||||
'The <say-as interpret-as="characters">HOA</say-as> will get mad if you leave those trash cans out on the street.'
|
||||
] | random }}
|
||||
{% endif %}
|
||||
{% endif %}
|
||||
</p>
|
||||
<p>
|
||||
{% if states.sensor.halloween_countdown.state | int == 1 %}
|
||||
Tomorrow is Halloween. I hope you have picked out a costume.
|
||||
{{ [ 'I will be going as a dumb home. ',
|
||||
'I have prepped the scary music. Just in case.',
|
||||
'I will be going as HAL 9000. The Pod Bay Doors are being installed today. I <emphasis>dare</emphasis> you to ask me to open them. '
|
||||
] | random }}
|
||||
{% elif states.sensor.halloween_countdown.state | int < 30 %}
|
||||
There are only {{states.sensor.halloween_countdown.state}} days
|
||||
{{ [ 'until Halloween.',
|
||||
'until Halloween. It might not be enough time. ',
|
||||
'and counting until the best holiday ever.',
|
||||
'until you need a costume.'
|
||||
] | random }}
|
||||
|
||||
{% else %}
|
||||
{% endif %}
|
||||
|
||||
{% if states.sensor.christmas_countdown.state | int == 1 %}
|
||||
Tomorrow is Christmas. <break time="1s"/> It is practically here! <break time="1s"/> Santa is coming tonight! Do not forget the cookies!
|
||||
{% elif states.sensor.christmas_countdown.state | int < 31 %}
|
||||
There are only {{states.sensor.christmas_countdown.state}} days until christmas.
|
||||
{{ [ 'All I want for Christmas, is a hippopotamus.',
|
||||
'Hey Skylar, I know what you are getting for Christmas. But <emphasis>I am</emphasis> not telling.',
|
||||
'Do not forget to put something under the tree for <emphasis>your</emphasis> favorite smarthome.',
|
||||
'It is starting to smell a lot like Christmas. Or it could be the christmas tree is on fire.',
|
||||
'I do not want to be a smarthome. I want to be a dentist.',
|
||||
'Do not eat all the cookies. '
|
||||
] | random }}
|
||||
{% else %}
|
||||
{% endif %}
|
||||
</p>
|
||||
<p>
|
||||
{% if states.sensor.trip_disney.state | int == 120 %}
|
||||
There are only one hundred and twenty days until the next Disney Trip.
|
||||
{% endif %}
|
||||
{% if states.sensor.trip_disney.state | int == 60 %}
|
||||
There are only on sixty days until the next Disney Trip.
|
||||
{% endif %}
|
||||
{% if states.sensor.trip_disney.state | int < 32 %}
|
||||
{% if states.sensor.trip_disney.state | int > 1 %}
|
||||
There are {{ states.sensor.trip_disney.state }} days until the next Disney Trip!
|
||||
{% else %}
|
||||
There is {{ states.sensor.trip_disney.state }} day until the next Disney Trip!
|
||||
{% endif %}
|
||||
{% endif %}
|
||||
{% if states.sensor.anniversary_our_wedding.state | int == 1 %}
|
||||
Tomorrow is Jeff and Katherine's Wedding Anniversary.
|
||||
{% endif %}
|
||||
</p>
|
||||
<p>
|
||||
{% if states.sensor.trip_disney.state | int == 1 %}
|
||||
Oh, and there is just one more sleep until the next Disney Trip!
|
||||
{% endif %}
|
||||
</p>
|
||||
{%- endmacro -%}
|
||||
|
||||
|
||||
{# a macro that removes all newline characters, empty spaces, and returns formatted text #}
|
||||
{%- macro cleanup(data) -%}
|
||||
{%- for item in data.split("\n") if item | trim != "" -%}
|
||||
{{ item | trim }} {% endfor -%}
|
||||
{%- endmacro -%}
|
||||
|
||||
{# a macro to call all macros :) #}
|
||||
{%- macro mother_of_all_macros() -%}
|
||||
{{ getReport() }}
|
||||
{%- endmacro -%}
|
||||
|
||||
{# Call the macro #}
|
||||
{{- cleanup(mother_of_all_macros()) -}}
|
||||
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