Adding some snark and promos and stats

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Jeffrey Stone
2020-06-07 15:31:06 -04:00
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"The HVAC has cooled the house for {{states.sensor.cooling_last_month.attributes.value}} and heated for {{states.sensor.heating_last_month.attributes.value}} in the last month",
"The HVAC has cooled the house for {{states.sensor.cooling_last_day.attributes.value}} and heated for {{states.sensor.heating_last_day.attributes.value}} in the last 24 hours",
"Anchorage House averages {{ states.sensor.humidity_stats.attributes.mean | round}}% Humidity outside.",
"On Average, Ancohrage House has {{states.sensor.visibility_stats.attributes.mean | round}} miles of visability.",
"On Average, Anchorage House has {{states.sensor.visibility_stats.attributes.mean | round}} miles of visability.",
"The wind blows an average of {{ states.sensor.wind_speed_stats.attributes.mean | round}} mph here at Anchorage House.",
"The Washing Machine uses an an average of {{ states.sensor.washer_power_stats.attributes.mean | round}} watts here at Anchorage House.",
"I am currently managing {{ states.sensor.lights_count.state }} lights and {{ states.sensor.tracker_count.state }} devices.",
"Amazon Polly enables me to sound more lifelike by incorporating breathing into my speech using #SAML. #AWS",
"My Home Assistant config contains {{ states.sensor.lines_of_code.state }} lines of code. One day @thejeffreystone will get it down to {{ (states.sensor.lines_of_code.state | int / 2) | round }} lines.",
"My Home Assistant config contains {{ states.sensor.lines_of_code.state }} lines of code. If one gets deleted and no one notices was it ever there?",
"According to my latest speed tests Anchorage House is getting
{{ states.sensor.internet_test_down.attributes.max_value }} Mbps down and {{ states.sensor.internet_test_up.attributes.max_value }}
Mbps up thanks to #ATTFiber. ",