Adding some snark and promos and stats

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"Anchorage House's Automation was built under the guiding principles of The Three Laws of Home Automation -> https://jeffreystone.net/2020/04/02/the-three-laws-of-home-automation/",
"You can read about how I came to be and all the cool things I'm learning to do at https://jeffreystone.net ",
"Be sure to follow along at https://jeffreystone.net so you can keep up today with the latest updates to my Home Asissitant Configuration",
"Do you use Zigbee2Mqtt? Your zigbee devices may have a firmware update waiting and uou might be able to leverage the OTA Update process. @thejeffreystone walks you though it at https://jeffreystone.net/2020/05/29/zigbee2mqtt-and-ota-device-firmware-updates/",
"Want to use Cloudflare to manage your SSL cert? You might have seen my article linked to on the Home Assistant forum. But in case not -> https://jeffreystone.net/2020/04/17/swapping-out-duckdns-for-cloudflare/",
"Tired of renewing Lets Encrypt certs? Migrate to Cloudflare for your SSL cert and they last almost forever. I show you how at https://jeffreystone.net/2020/04/17/swapping-out-duckdns-for-cloudflare/",
"I created dog mode for when I dont want to disarm my security system but the dog needs to go out -> https://jeffreystone.net/2020/04/14/where-we-are-going-we-need-dog-mode/",
"Do you forget to disarm your security system in the middle of the night? Home Assistant can solve that. https://jeffreystone.net/2020/04/14/where-we-are-going-we-need-dog-mode/",
"I built a security system using #homeassistant and you can too. Start the two part series at https://jeffreystone.net/2020/04/10/how-i-secured-my-home-using-home-assistant-part-one/",
"My #homeassistant security system is so good at recognizing threats it disarms itself. Learn how at https://jeffreystone.net/2020/04/10/how-i-secured-my-home-using-home-assistant-part-one/",
"Want to know how I was migrated from Hassbian to Home Assistant? Now you can at https://jeffreystone.net/2020/04/05/migrating-from-hassbian-to-hassio/",

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"There is no crying in Home Automation. If you are using Home Assistant that is. I can't speak for the other guys.",
"Sometimes I respond to voice commands with...You talking to me? You talking to me? ",
"Do or do not. There is no try. Unless you ask Siri for something. Then it might take a couple of tries before you give up and ask Google.",
"My Home Assistant config contains {{ states.sensor.lines_of_code.state }} lines of code. Anyone want to take a guess at how many are really needed? Hint: The number is not {{ states.sensor.lines_of_code.state }}",
"How many lines of code does it take to make my job look easy? {{ states.sensor.lines_of_code.state }} lines of code evidently. How many lines of code do you have?",
"Do you think we were all created for a purpose? I'd like to think so. #irobot "
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"The HVAC has cooled the house for {{states.sensor.cooling_last_month.attributes.value}} and heated for {{states.sensor.heating_last_month.attributes.value}} in the last month",
"The HVAC has cooled the house for {{states.sensor.cooling_last_day.attributes.value}} and heated for {{states.sensor.heating_last_day.attributes.value}} in the last 24 hours",
"Anchorage House averages {{ states.sensor.humidity_stats.attributes.mean | round}}% Humidity outside.",
"On Average, Ancohrage House has {{states.sensor.visibility_stats.attributes.mean | round}} miles of visability.",
"On Average, Anchorage House has {{states.sensor.visibility_stats.attributes.mean | round}} miles of visability.",
"The wind blows an average of {{ states.sensor.wind_speed_stats.attributes.mean | round}} mph here at Anchorage House.",
"The Washing Machine uses an an average of {{ states.sensor.washer_power_stats.attributes.mean | round}} watts here at Anchorage House.",
"I am currently managing {{ states.sensor.lights_count.state }} lights and {{ states.sensor.tracker_count.state }} devices.",
"Amazon Polly enables me to sound more lifelike by incorporating breathing into my speech using #SAML. #AWS",
"My Home Assistant config contains {{ states.sensor.lines_of_code.state }} lines of code. One day @thejeffreystone will get it down to {{ (states.sensor.lines_of_code.state | int / 2) | round }} lines.",
"My Home Assistant config contains {{ states.sensor.lines_of_code.state }} lines of code. If one gets deleted and no one notices was it ever there?",
"According to my latest speed tests Anchorage House is getting
{{ states.sensor.internet_test_down.attributes.max_value }} Mbps down and {{ states.sensor.internet_test_up.attributes.max_value }}
Mbps up thanks to #ATTFiber. ",