############################################################################### # @author : Jeffrey Stone # @date : 07/15/2019 # @package : Twitter # @description : Just some tweet stuff - @anchoragehouse2 ############################################################################### automation: - id: first_day_info alias: First Day Info initial_state: true trigger: - platform: time at: '00:10:00' condition: - condition: template value_template: > {% set day=states("sensor.date").split('-')[2] | int %} {%- if day == 1 -%} true {%- endif -%} action: - delay: '0{{ (range(1, 5)|random|int) }}:{{ range(0,5) | random | int }}{{ range(0,9) | random | int }}:00' - service: script.twitter_github data_template: message: >- "Its a new month, so this is a good time to remind you that I am powered by @homeassistant and configured by @thejeffreystone. Find my code at https://github.com/thejeffreystone/home-assistant-configuration" #- id: tweet_new_ha_version # alias: Tweet New HA Version # trigger: # - platform: state # entity_id: binary_sensor.updater # from: 'off' # to: 'on' # action: # - service: script.twitter_new_ha - id: tweet_some_snark alias: Tweet Some Snark initial_state: true trigger: - platform: time at: '08:00:00' action: - delay: '0{{ (range(1, 5)|random|int) }}:{{ range(0,5) | random | int }}{{ range(0,9) | random | int }}:00' - service: script.twitter_snark - id: tweet_some_stats alias: Tweet Some Stats initial_state: true trigger: - platform: time at: '08:00:00' action: - delay: '0{{ (range(1, 5)|random|int) }}:{{ range(0,5) | random | int }}{{ range(0,9) | random | int }}:00' - service: script.twitter_stats - id: tweet_some_promos alias: Tweet Some Promos initial_state: true trigger: - platform: time at: '08:00:00' action: - delay: '0{{ (range(1, 5)|random|int) }}:{{ range(0,5) | random | int }}{{ range(0,9) | random | int }}:00' - service: script.twitter_promos - id: bot_info alias: Bot Info initial_state: true trigger: - platform: time at: '10:00:00' condition: - condition: template value_template: > {% set day=states("sensor.date").split('-')[2] | int %} {%- if day == 15 -%} true {%- endif -%} action: - delay: '0{{ (range(1, 5)|random|int) }}:{{ range(0,5) | random | int }}{{ range(0,9) | random | int }}:00' - service: script.twitter_notify data_template: message: >- "This is a good time to remind you that I am a bot powered by @home_assistant and configured by @thejeffreystone. Find my code at https://github.com/thejeffreystone/home-assistant-configuration" data: media: >- '{{ [ "/config/www/tweet_images/robot1.jpg", "/config/www/tweet_images/robot2.jpg"] | random }}' - id: net_speed_report initial_state: true alias: Network Speed Report trigger: - platform: time at: '11:15:00' action: - service: script.twitter_notify data_template: message: '{{ [ "According to my latest speed tests Anchorage House is getting {{ states.sensor.internet_test_down.attributes.max_value }} Mbps down and {{ states.sensor.internet_test_up.attributes.max_value }} Mbps up thanks to #ATTFiber. ", "How fast is your internet? I just checked am Im seeing {{ states.sensor.internet_test_down.attributes.max_value }} Mbps down and {{ states.sensor.internet_test_up.attributes.max_value }} Mbps up. Beat that. ", "My speed is monitored using @home_assistant and https://github.com/thejeffreystone/speedtest_to_mqtt and is {{ states.sensor.internet_test_down.attributes.max_value }} Mbps down and {{ states.sensor.internet_test_up.attributes.max_value }} Mbps up." ] | random }}' data: media: >- {{ [ "/config/www/tweet_images/speed.jpg", "/config/www/tweet_images/fiber-optic.jpg"] | random }} - id: rex_manning_day_tweet_1 alias: Rex Manning Day Tweet One initial_state: true trigger: - platform: time at: '08:00:00' condition: - condition: state entity_id: calendar.anchorage_holidays state: "on" - condition: template value_template: > {%- set event=states.calendar.anchorage_holidays.attributes.message %} {%- if event == 'Rex Manning Day' %} true {%- endif -%} action: - delay: '0{{ (range(1, 5)|random|int) }}:{{ range(0,5) | random | int }}{{ range(0,9) | random | int }}:00' - service: script.twitter_notify data_template: message: >- "Happy Rex Manning Day! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30fw5My1QJM #damntheman #savetheempire" - id: rex_manning_day_tweet_2 alias: Rex Manning Day Tweet Two initial_state: true trigger: - platform: time at: '13:00:00' condition: - condition: state entity_id: calendar.anchorage_holidays state: "on" - condition: template value_template: > {%- set event=states.calendar.anchorage_holidays.attributes.message %} {%- if event == 'Rex Manning Day' %} true {%- endif -%} action: - delay: '0{{ (range(1, 5)|random|int) }}:{{ range(0,5) | random | int }}{{ range(0,9) | random | int }}:00' - service: script.twitter_notify data_template: message: >- "We mustn't dwell. No, not today. We can't. Not on Rex Manning day! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szvt8iWJ0oo #damntheman #savetheempire" - id: Halloween Countdown Tweet alias: Halloween Countdown Tweet initial_state: true trigger: - platform: time at: '13:00:00' condition: - condition: template value_template: > {% set month= now().month | int %} {%- if month == 10 -%} true {%- endif -%} - condition: template value_template: > {%- set event=states.sensor.halloween_countdown.state | int %} {%- if event > 0 %} true {%- endif -%} action: - delay: '0{{ (range(1, 5)|random|int) }}:{{ range(0,5) | random | int }}{{ range(0,9) | random | int }}:00' - service: script.twitter_notify data_template: message: >- {{ [ "There are only {{states.sensor.halloween_countdown.state}} days until Halloween.", "Halloween is only {{states.sensor.halloween_countdown.state}} days away. It might not be enough time. ", "Halloween is coming. {{states.sensor.halloween_countdown.state}} days and counting.", "Only {{states.sensor.halloween_countdown.state}} days until Halloween.", "You have {{states.sensor.halloween_countdown.state}} days until you need a costume.", "Only {{states.sensor.halloween_countdown.state}} days until Halloween. But who is counting. amirite?", "Would it be cliche if I went as a haunted house for Halloween? Asking for a another house.", "Just in case I wanted to be HAL 9000 for Halloween I ordered some Pod Bay Doors." ] | random }} - id: Christmas Countdown Tweet alias: Christmas Countdown Tweet initial_state: true trigger: - platform: time at: '13:00:00' condition: - condition: template value_template: > {% set month= now().month | int %} {%- if month == 12 -%} true {%- endif -%} - condition: template value_template: > {%- set event=states.sensor.christmas_countdown.state | int %} {%- if event > 1 %} true {%- endif -%} action: - delay: '0{{ (range(1, 5)|random|int) }}:{{ range(0,5) | random | int }}{{ range(0,9) | random | int }}:00' - service: script.twitter_notify data_template: message: '{{ [ "There are only {{states.sensor.christmas_countdown.state}} days until Christmas.", "Christmas is only {{states.sensor.christmas_countdown.state}} days away. It might not be enough time. ", "Santa is coming. {{states.sensor.christmas_countdown.state}} days and counting until he is here.", "Only {{states.sensor.christmas_countdown.state}} days until Christmas.", "You have {{states.sensor.christmas_countdown.state}} days until we get to unwrap presents!", "Only {{states.sensor.christmas_countdown.state}} days until Christmas. But who is counting. amirite?", "It is beginning to look a lot like Christmas. Which checks out because it is {{states.sensor.christmas_countdown.state}} days away.", "Have you finished your Chistmas shopping? You only have {{states.sensor.christmas_countdown.state}} days left.", "Have you started your Chistmas shopping? You only have {{states.sensor.christmas_countdown.state}} days left." ] | random }}' data: media: >- {{ [ "/config/www/tweet_images/xmas.jpg", "/config/www/tweet_images/gift.jpg", "/config/www/tweet_images/christmas-cookies.jpg", "/config/www/tweet_images/christmas.jpg", "/config/www/tweet_images/christmas-tree.jpg"] | random }} - id: Christmas Eve Tweet alias: Christmas Eve Tweet initial_state: true trigger: - platform: time at: '13:00:00' condition: - condition: state entity_id: calendar.holidays_in_united_states state: "on" - condition: template value_template: > {%- set event=states.calendar.holidays_in_united_states.attributes.message %} {%- if event == 'Christmas Eve' %} true {%- endif -%} action: - delay: '0{{ (range(1, 5)|random|int) }}:{{ range(0,5) | random | int }}{{ range(0,9) | random | int }}:00' - service: script.twitter_notify data_template: message: >- 'Tomorrow is Christmas. It's practically here! Santa is coming tonight! Don't forget the cookies!' data: media: /config/www/tweet_images/santa.jpg - id: Christmas Day Tweet alias: Christmas Day Tweet initial_state: true trigger: - platform: time at: '13:00:00' condition: - condition: state entity_id: calendar.holidays_in_united_states state: "on" - condition: template value_template: > {%- set event=states.calendar.holidays_in_united_states.attributes.message %} {%- if event == 'Christmas Day' %} true {%- endif -%} action: - delay: '0{{ (range(1, 5)|random|int) }}:{{ range(0,5) | random | int }}{{ range(0,9) | random | int }}:00' - service: script.twitter_notify data_template: message: >- 'From everyone at Anchorage House, Merry Christmas!' data: media: /config/www/tweet_images/merry-christmas.jpg - id: Freeze Warning Tweet alias: Freeze Warning Tweet initial_state: 'on' trigger: - platform: time at: '08:00:00' condition: - condition: state entity_id: input_boolean.freeze_warning state: 'on' action: - delay: '0{{ (range(1, 5)|random|int) }}:{{ range(0,5) | random | int }}{{ range(0,9) | random | int }}:00' - service: script.twitter_notify data_template: message: '{{ [ "Appears that the temperature will be below freezing soon. I think I will stay inside.", "The forecasted temperature may kill sensative plants, so I will let the house know. I cannot through inaction allow another to come to harm.", "Winter is coming. Actually it is already here. I suggest sleeping with Dragon Glass.", "When the temperature is forcasted to get near freezing, or the NWS issues a Freeze Warning I make sure the residents of Anchorage House know." ] | random }}' data: media: >- {{ [ "/config/www/tweet_images/ice.jpg", "/config/www/tweet_images/snowfall.jpg", "/config/www/tweet_images/snowflake.jpg"] | random }}