69 lines
2.4 KiB
YAML
69 lines
2.4 KiB
YAML
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{% macro getSnark() %}
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{{ [ "Good evening, ",
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"Before we shut this party down, ",
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"Good Evening Anchorage House, "
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] | random }}
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{{ [ "I thought you might like to know. ",
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"I might have some bad news for you.",
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"Just one more thing."
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] | random }}
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{% endmacro %}
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{% macro getForecast() %}
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The low tonight will be {{states.sensor.dark_sky_overnight_low_temperature_0d.state | round}} degrees and there is a {{states.sensor.dark_sky_precip_probability_0d.state|round}} percent chance of rain.
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{% endmacro %}
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{% macro getTrashDay() %}
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{% if is_state("sensor.weekday", "mon") %}
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Don't forget Tomorrow is trash day!
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{% endif %}
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{% endmacro %}
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{% macro getBirthdays() %}
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{% if states.sensor.birthday_skylar.state | int == 1 %}
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Tomorrow is Skylar's Birthday.
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{% endif %}
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{% if states.sensor.birthday_skylar.state | int > 1 %}
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{% if states.sensor.birthday_skylar.state | int < 5 %}
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Skylar's birthday is in {{states.sensor.birthday_skylar.state}} days!
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{% endif %}
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{% endif %}
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{% if states.sensor.birthday_jeff.state | int == 1 %}
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Tomorrow is Jeff's Birthday.
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{% endif %}
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{% if states.sensor.birthday_kat.state | int == 1 %}
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Tomorrow is Katherine's Birthday.
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{% endif %}
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{% if states.sensor.anniversary_our_wedding.state | int == 1 %}
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Tomorrow is Jeff and Katherine's Wedding Anniversary.
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{% endif %}
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{% endmacro %}
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{% macro getHolidays() %}
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{% if states.sensor.holiday_halloween.state | int == 1 %}
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Tomorrow is Halloween. Hope you have picked out a costume.
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{{ [ "I'll be going as a dumb home. ",
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"I've prepped the scary music. Just in case.",
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"I'll be going as HAL 9000."
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] | random }}
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{% endif %}
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{% if states.sensor.holiday_christmas.state | int == 1 %}
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Tomorrow is Christmas. It's practically here!
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{% endif %}
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{% endmacro %}
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{# a macro that removes all newline characters, empty spaces, and returns formatted text #}
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{%- macro cleanup(data) -%}
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{%- for item in data.split("\n") if item | trim != "" -%}
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{{ item | trim }} {% endfor -%}
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{%- endmacro -%}
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{# a macro to call all macros :) #}
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{%- macro mother_of_all_macros() -%}
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{{ getSnark() }}
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{{ getForecast() }}
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{{ getTrashDay() }}
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{{ getBirthdays() }}
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{{ getHolidays() }}
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{%- endmacro -%}
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{# Call the macro #}
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{{- cleanup(mother_of_all_macros()) -}} |