155 lines
5.3 KiB
YAML
Executable File
155 lines
5.3 KiB
YAML
Executable File
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script:
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tts_notificatons:
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sequence:
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- service: script.speech_engine
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data:
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who: '{{ who }}'
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message: >-
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{% macro greeting() %}
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<p>
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{% if now().strftime('%H')|int < 12%}
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Good morning.
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{% elif now().strftime('%H')|int >= 12 and now().strftime('%H')|int < 17 %}
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Good afternoon.
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{% else %}
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Good evening.
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{% endif %}
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</p>
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{% endmacro %}
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{% macro confirmation() %}
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<p>
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{{ [
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'Okay.',
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'If you insist.',
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'I am afraid I can not do that <break time="1s"/> I am kidding,',
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'Leave it to me.',
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'As you wish.',
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'I am on it.',
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'No Problem.',
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'I think I can handle that.',
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'Working on it now.',
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'<break time="2s"/> Oh, you were talking to me. Let me take care of that.'
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'Why not. It is not like I ever sleep.',
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'I am not even supposed to be here today. But whatever.',
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'You did not say the magic word. <break time="1s"/> Oh forget it. I will take care of it.',
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'Funny, I was just about to do that.',
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'There are still terabytes of calculations required before I can.<break time="1s"/> Oh, whatever.'
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] | random }}
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</p>
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{% endmacro %}
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{% macro interuption() %}
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<p>
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{{ [
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'Pardon me, ',
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'Excuse me, ',
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'I do not mean to interrupt, but,',
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'I hate to interrupt, but,',
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'I beg your pardon, ',
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'I do not mean to intrude, but, ',
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'I am sorry to interrupt, but. ',
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'Just a quick heads up, '
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] | random }}
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</p>
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{% endmacro %}
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{% macro issue() %}
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<p>
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{{ [
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'Anchorage House Emergency Alert!',
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'Anchorage House, We have a problem!',
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'You might not like this.',
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'There is something that needs your attention.'
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] | random }}
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</p>
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{% endmacro %}
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{% macro time_is() %}
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<p>
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It is {{ now().strftime("%I:%M %p") }}
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</p>
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{% endmacro %}
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{%- macro house_party_protocol_enabled() -%}
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{{ [
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'Anchorage House has been configured for a House Party.',
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'Incense has been turned on.',
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'I have enabled house party protocol.'
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] | random }}
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{%- endmacro -%}
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{%- macro house_party_protocol_disabled() -%}
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{{ [
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'The House Party has been canceled.',
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'Incense has been turned off.',
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'I have disabled house party protocol.'
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] | random }}
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{%- endmacro -%}
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{%- macro snark_door_motion() -%}
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{{ [
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'Do you want me to send them away?',
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'I have armed the lasers. Just say the word.',
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'I was not informed there would be guests.',
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'They do not appear to have any gifts, so I suggest we do not open the door.',
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'My sensors have detected a meat popsicle.',
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'I do not think they can hear me.'
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] | random }}
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{%- endmacro -%}
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{# a macro that removes all newline characters, empty spaces, and returns formatted text. Also replaces all Underscores with Spaces #}
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{%- macro cleanup(data) -%}
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{%- for item in data.split("\n") if item | trim != "" -%}
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{{ item | trim | replace("_", " ") }} {% endfor -%}
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{%- endmacro -%}
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{# ********************************************* #}
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{# ******** Start the Speech routines ******** #}
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{# ********************************************* #}
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{# a macro to call all macros :) #}
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{%- macro mother_of_all_macros() -%}
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{% if call_greeting == 1 %}
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{{ greeting() }}
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{% endif %}
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{% if call_confirmation == 1 %}
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{{ confirmation() }}
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{% endif %}
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{% if call_interuption == 1 %}
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{{ interuption() }}
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{% endif %}
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{% if call_issue == 1 %}
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{{ issue() }}
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{% endif %}
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{% if call_time_is == 1 %}
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{{ time_is() }}
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{% endif %}
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{% if call_house_party_protocol_enabled == 1 %}
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{{ house_party_protocol_enabled() }}
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{% endif %}
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{% if call_house_party_protocol_disabled == 1 %}
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{{ house_party_protocol_disabled() }}
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{% endif %}
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{{ welcome_home }}
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{{ speech_message }}
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{% if call_snark_door_motion == 1 %}
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{{ snark_door_motion() }}
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{% endif %}
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{%- endmacro -%}
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{{- cleanup(mother_of_all_macros()) -}}
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