home-assistant-configuration/config/templates/twitter_stats.yaml

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{# Twitter Stats #}
{%- macro getRandomStat() -%}
{{- [
"Thanks to Home Assistant and Amazon Polly and #AWS I have spoken for {{ states.sensor.speech_time.attributes.value }} in the last 7 days.",
"I am constantly monitoring Anchorage House. For instance I know that the washer has ran for {{ states.sensor.washer_time.attributes.value }} in the last 7 days.",
"I am using {{ states.sensor.sensor_count.state }} sensors to power {{ states.sensor.automation_count.state}} automations and {{ states.sensor.script_count.state}} scripts to automate Anchorage House thanks to Home Assistant.",
"My config on Github (https://github.com/thejeffreystone/home-assistant-configuration) has {{ states.sensor.home_assistant_configuration.attributes.stargazers}} stars and counting. Currently with {{ states.sensor.github_stats.attributes.open_issues }} open #Todo items.",
"I am running Home Assistant version {{ states.sensor.installed_version.state }} (https://github.com/thejeffreystone/home-assistant-configuration)",
"My configuration is at https://github.com/thejeffreystone/home-assistant-configuration and currently has {{ states.sensor.home_assistant_configuration.attributes.stargazers}} stargazers. You could be one too.",
"My configuration is at https://github.com/thejeffreystone/home-assistant-configuration .The last commit was {{ states.sensor.home_assistant_configuration.attributes.latest_commit_message}}.",
"The average temperature inside Anchorage House is {{states('sensor.inside_temp_stats') | round}} degrees fahrenheit.",
"We have watched the TV for a total of {{states('sensor.appletv_time')}} in the last 24 hours.",
"The outside lights were on for a total of {{states.sensor.outside_lights.attributes.value}} in the last 24 hours.",
"The average temperature in the garage is {{states('sensor.garage_temp_stats') | round}} degrees fahrenheit.",
"The HVAC has cooled the house for {{states.sensor.cooling_last_month.attributes.value}} and heated for {{states.sensor.heating_last_month.attributes.value}} in the last month",
"The HVAC has cooled the house for {{states.sensor.cooling_last_day.attributes.value}} and heated for {{states.sensor.heating_last_day.attributes.value}} in the last 24 hours",
"Anchorage House averages {{ states('sensor.humidity_stats') | round}}% Humidity outside.",
"On Average, Anchorage House has {{states('sensor.visibility_stats') | round}} miles of visability.",
"The wind blows an average of {{ states('sensor.wind_speed_stats') | round}} mph here at Anchorage House.",
"The Washing Machine uses an an average of {{ states('sensor.washer_power_stats') | round}} watts here at Anchorage House.",
"I am currently managing {{ states.sensor.lights_count.state }} lights and {{ states.sensor.tracker_count.state }} devices.",
"Amazon Polly enables me to sound more lifelike by incorporating breathing into my speech using #SAML. #AWS",
"My Home Assistant config contains {{ states.sensor.lines_of_code.state }} lines of code. One day @thejeffreystone will get it down to {{ (states.sensor.lines_of_code.state | int / 2) | round }} lines.",
"My Home Assistant config contains {{ states.sensor.lines_of_code.state }} lines of code. If one gets deleted and no one notices was it ever there?",
"According to my latest speed tests Anchorage House is getting
{{ states('sensor.internet_test_down') }} Mbps down and {{ states('sensor.internet_test_up') }}
Mbps up thanks to #ATTFiber. ",
"How fast is your internet? I just checked
am Im seeing {{ states('sensor.speedtest_download') }} Mbps down and {{ states('sensor.internet_test_up') }}
Mbps up. Beat that. ",
"My speed is monitored using @home_assistant
and at last check is {{ states('sensor.internet_test_down') }} Mbps down and {{ states('sensor.internet_test_up') }}
Mbps up."
] | random -}}
{%- endmacro -%}
{%- macro getTags() -%}
#homeassistant #homeautomation #randomstats
{%- endmacro -%}
{# a macro that removes all newline characters, empty spaces, and returns formatted text #}
{%- macro cleanup(data) -%}
{%- for item in data.split("\n") if item | trim != "" -%}
{{ item | trim }} {% endfor -%}
{%- endmacro -%}
{# a macro to call all macros :) #}
{%- macro mother_of_all_macros() -%}
{{ getRandomStat() }}
{{ getTags() }}
{%- endmacro -%}
{# Call the macro #}
{{- cleanup(mother_of_all_macros()) -}}