57 lines
4.8 KiB
YAML
Executable File
57 lines
4.8 KiB
YAML
Executable File
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{# Twitter Stats #}
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{%- macro getRandomStat() -%}
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{{- [
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"Thanks to Home Assistant and Amazon Polly and #AWS I have spoken for {{ states.sensor.speech_time.attributes.value }} in the last 7 days.",
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"I am constantly monitoring Anchorage House. For instance I know that the washer has ran for {{ states.sensor.washer_time.attributes.value }} in the last 7 days.",
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"I am using {{ states.sensor.sensor_count.state }} sensors to power {{ states.sensor.automation_count.state}} automations and {{ states.sensor.script_count.state}} scripts to automate Anchorage House thanks to Home Assistant.",
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"My config on Github (https://github.com/thejeffreystone/home-assistant-configuration) has {{ states.sensor.home_assistant_configuration.attributes.stargazers}} stars and counting. Currently with {{ states.sensor.github_stats.attributes.open_issues }} open #Todo items.",
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"I am running Home Assistant version {{ states.sensor.installed_version.state }} (https://github.com/thejeffreystone/home-assistant-configuration)",
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"My configuration is at https://github.com/thejeffreystone/home-assistant-configuration and currently has {{ states.sensor.home_assistant_configuration.attributes.stargazers}} stargazers. You could be one too.",
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"My configuration is at https://github.com/thejeffreystone/home-assistant-configuration .The last commit was {{ states.sensor.home_assistant_configuration.attributes.latest_commit_message}}.",
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"The average temperature inside Anchorage House is {{states.sensor.inside_temp_stats.attributes.mean | round}} degrees fahrenheit.",
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"I have been running non-stop for {{states.sensor.time_online.state}} days",
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"We have watched the Roku for a total of {{states.sensor.roku_theater_time.attributes.value}} in the last 24 hours.",
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"The outside lights were on for a total of {{states.sensor.outside_lights.attributes.value}} in the last 24 hours.",
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"The average temperature in the garage is {{states.sensor.garage_temp_stats.attributes.mean | round}} degrees fahrenheit.",
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"The HVAC has cooled the house for {{states.sensor.cooling_last_month.attributes.value}} and heated for {{states.sensor.heating_last_month.attributes.value}} in the last month",
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"The HVAC has cooled the house for {{states.sensor.cooling_last_day.attributes.value}} and heated for {{states.sensor.heating_last_day.attributes.value}} in the last 24 hours",
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"Anchorage House averages {{ states.sensor.humidity_stats.attributes.mean | round}}% Humidity outside.",
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"On Average, Anchorage House has {{states.sensor.visibility_stats.attributes.mean | round}} miles of visability.",
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"The wind blows an average of {{ states.sensor.wind_speed_stats.attributes.mean | round}} mph here at Anchorage House.",
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"The Washing Machine uses an an average of {{ states.sensor.washer_power_stats.attributes.mean | round}} watts here at Anchorage House.",
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"I am currently managing {{ states.sensor.lights_count.state }} lights and {{ states.sensor.tracker_count.state }} devices.",
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"Amazon Polly enables me to sound more lifelike by incorporating breathing into my speech using #SAML. #AWS",
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"My Home Assistant config contains {{ states.sensor.lines_of_code.state }} lines of code. One day @thejeffreystone will get it down to {{ (states.sensor.lines_of_code.state | int / 2) | round }} lines.",
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"My Home Assistant config contains {{ states.sensor.lines_of_code.state }} lines of code. If one gets deleted and no one notices was it ever there?",
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"According to my latest speed tests Anchorage House is getting
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{{ states.sensor.internet_test_down.attributes.max_value }} Mbps down and {{ states.sensor.internet_test_up.attributes.max_value }}
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Mbps up thanks to #ATTFiber. ",
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"How fast is your internet? I just checked
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am Im seeing {{ states.sensor.internet_test_down.attributes.max_value }} Mbps down and {{ states.sensor.internet_test_up.attributes.max_value }}
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Mbps up. Beat that. ",
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"My speed is monitored using @home_assistant and https://github.com/thejeffreystone/speedtest_to_mqtt
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and is {{ states.sensor.internet_test_down.attributes.max_value }} Mbps down and {{ states.sensor.internet_test_up.attributes.max_value }}
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Mbps up."
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] | random -}}
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{%- endmacro -%}
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{%- macro getTags() -%}
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#homeassistant #iot #smarthome #randomstats
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{%- endmacro -%}
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{# a macro that removes all newline characters, empty spaces, and returns formatted text #}
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{%- macro cleanup(data) -%}
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{%- for item in data.split("\n") if item | trim != "" -%}
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{{ item | trim }} {% endfor -%}
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{%- endmacro -%}
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{# a macro to call all macros :) #}
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{%- macro mother_of_all_macros() -%}
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{{ getRandomStat() }}
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{{ getTags() }}
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{%- endmacro -%}
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{# Call the macro #}
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{{- cleanup(mother_of_all_macros()) -}}
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