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  {% macro weather_update() -%}
  Outside temperature is {{ states.sensor.dark_sky_apparent_temperature.state | round(0) }} degrees.
  {%- endmacro -%}
  
  {%- macro uv_levels() -%}
  {%- set uv = states.sensor.pws_uv.state | int -%}
  {%- if  uv >= 6 and uv <= 7 -%}
  Current UV index is high. Please be careful outdoors.
  {%- elif  uv >= 8 and uv <= 10 -%}
  Current UV index is very high. It is not advised to go out.
  {%- elif  uv >= 11 -%}
  Current UV index is extremely high. It is highly advised to stay indoors.
  {%- else -%}
  Good UV levels.
  {%- endif -%}
  {%- endmacro -%}
  
  {%- macro USPS() -%}
  USPS is going to deliver {{ states.sensor.usps_mail.state }} mails today.
  {%- endmacro -%}
  
  {%- macro alert_battery_levels() %}
  {% for item in states if 'battery_level' in item.attributes and item.attributes.battery_level | int > 0 and item.attributes.battery_level | float <= 10.0 -%}{{- item.attributes.friendly_name ~ " battery is less than 10 percent" -}}
  {%- if loop.first %}, {% elif loop.last %}, {% else %}, {% endif -%}
  {%- endfor -%}
  {%- endmacro -%}
  
  {%- macro tesla_status() -%}
  {%- if states("sensor.tesla_model_3_5yj3e1ea8jf010610_range_sensor") != "unknown" -%}
  Your Tesla car battery is at {{ states.sensor.tesla_model_3_5yj3e1ea8jf010610_battery_sensor.state }} percent ({{ (states.sensor.tesla_model_3_5yj3e1ea8jf010610_range_sensor.state | int) | round(0) }} miles).
  {%- endif -%}
  {%- endmacro -%}
  
  {%- macro pollen_levels() -%}
  Pollen level is {{ states.sensor.pollen_level.state }}.
  {%- endmacro -%}
  
  {%- macro humidity_status() -%}
  Home humidity is {{ states('sensor.dining_room_thermostat_humidity') }} percent.
  {%- endmacro -%}
  
  {%- macro alarm_status() -%}
  Your home is {{ "SECURED!" if states('alarm_control_panel.simplisafe') == "armed_away" or states('alarm_control_panel.simplisafe') == "armed_home" else "UNSECURED!" }}
  {%- endmacro -%}
  
  {%- macro single_car_garage_door_status() -%} 
  {%- if  states.binary_sensor.single_car_garage_door_tilt_sensor_sensor.state|lower == "on" -%}
  {{ states.binary_sensor.single_car_garage_door_tilt_sensor_sensor.attributes.friendly_name }} is OPEN
  {%- endif -%}
  {%- endmacro -%}
   
  {%- macro two_car_garage_door_status() -%} 
  {% if  states.binary_sensor.two_car_garage_door_tilt_sensor_sensor.state|lower == "on" %}
  {{ states.binary_sensor.two_car_garage_door_tilt_sensor_sensor.attributes.friendly_name }} is OPEN
  {% endif %}
  {%- endmacro -%}
  
  {%- macro garage_status() -%}
  {%- set single_car_garage = single_car_garage_door_status() -%}
  {%- set two_car_garage = two_car_garage_door_status() -%}
  {%- if single_car_garage | trim == "" and two_car_garage | trim == "" -%}
    Both the garage doors are CLOSED!
  {%- elif single_car_garage | trim != "" and two_car_garage | trim != "" -%}
    Warning! Both garage doors are OPEN.
  {% else %}
    Warning! {{ single_car_garage }} {{ two_car_garage }}
  {%- endif -%}
  {%- endmacro -%}
  
  {%- macro plural(name) -%}
  {{- "true" if name.endswith("s") else "false" -}}
  {%- endmacro -%}
  
  {%- macro light_status() -%}
    {%- set lights_switches = ["light.family_room",
                              "light.master_bedroom",
                              "switch.basement_left",
                              "switch.basement_right",
                              "switch.frontyard_light",
                              "switch.garage",
                              "switch.guest_bedroom",
                              "switch.prayer_room",
                              "switch.kids_bed_accent",
                              "switch.kids_bedroom",
                              "switch.kitchen",
                              "switch.office_room",
                              "switch.wemobackyardlightswitch",
                              "switch.zwave_smart_switch_switch"] %}
  {% for item in lights_switches -%}
  {%- if states[item.split('.')[0]][item.split('.')[1]].state == "on" -%}
  {%- set friendly_name = states[item.split('.')[0]][item.split('.')[1]].attributes.friendly_name -%}
  {{ friendly_name }} {{ 'are' if plural(friendly_name) == "true" else 'is' }} ON.
  {% endif %}
  {%- endfor -%}
  {%- endmacro -%}
  
  {%- macro mother_of_all_macros() -%}
  {{ alarm_status() }}
  {{ garage_status() }}
  {{ USPS() }}
  {{ tesla_status() }}
  {{ weather_update() }}
  {{ humidity_status() }}
  {{ uv_levels() }}
  {{ pollen_levels() }}
  {{ alert_battery_levels() }}
  {{ light_status() }}
  {%- endmacro -%}
  
  {{- mother_of_all_macros() -}}