diff --git a/Makefile.am b/Makefile.am
index c439726399..cedd48174a 100644
--- a/Makefile.am
+++ b/Makefile.am
@@ -221,3 +221,9 @@ eclean: clean
 
 megaclean: eclean modclean
 	rm -f `find ./libs -name \*.la`
+
+
+# Special targets
+
+coffee me_a_sandwich me_a_sammich:
+	@echo "Who do you think I am?  Make it yourself!"