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More Chuck Norris. Don't stare directly at it.

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ccostan 2019-07-16 16:23:26 -04:00
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@ -122,9 +122,9 @@ tweet_engine_setup:
"3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later they walked out because they could not find a table.",
"What do computers and air conditions have in common? A: They both become useless when you open windows.",
"Q: 0 is false and 1 is true, right? A: 1.",
"Why did the computer go to the dentist? Because it had Bluetooth.",
"Home is where the wifi connects automatically.",
"I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code.",
"Why did the Smart Home go to the dentist? Because it had Bluetooth.",
"A Smart Home is where the wifi connects automatically.",
"I would love to change the world, but they will not give me the source code.",
"My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.",
"There is no place like 127.0.0.1!",
"I keep hitting escape, but I am still here.",
@ -152,7 +152,7 @@ tweet_engine_setup:
"Bear Stone has finished World of Warcraft.",
"It works in my House always holds true for Bear Stone.",
"Bear Stone can delete the Recycling Bin if it wanted to.",
"Bear Stones Fridge can type 140 wpm."
"My Fridge can type 140 wpm. My washer can do 200.",
"The Bear Stone keyboard does not have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Bear Stone.",
"Bear Stone CAN divide by 0.",
"The Bear Stone keyboard has 2 keys: 0 and 1.",