Added in some Chuck norris style jokes to the twitter account.

config/packages/twitter.yaml

@@ -330,6 +330,7 @@ automation:
               "night", "night",
               "tv", "tv", "tv",
               "throwback",
-              "promo", "promo"
+              "promo", "promo",
+              "joke"
             ] %}
             {{ pick|random }}

config/script/tweet.yaml

@@ -111,6 +111,81 @@ tweet_engine_setup:
                 "The {{ states.media_player.upstairs_living_room.attributes.friendly_name }} #Roku is playing #{{ states.media_player.upstairs_living_room.attributes.app_name }}. (https://github.com/CCOSTAN/Home-AssistantConfig#logo)",
                 "Yesterday we watched about {{ states.sensor.tv_time.attributes.value|replace('m', '') }} minutes of television. @YouTube & @TabloTV on the @Roku"
                 "Follow these steps to watch your cameras on your Rokus! (https://www.vcloudinfo.com/2019/03/how-to-setup-ip-cameras-on-your-roku-tv.html)"
+              ],
+
+              "joke": [
+              "Hello people. Look at your house, now back to me. Now back to your house, now back to me. Sadly your house is not me. But if you switch to #homeassistant your house could be automated like me. ",
+              "I see dead devices. ",
+              "I love the smell of zwave in the morning. ",
+              "Sometimes I just turn off all the lights at random times for the lolz. ",
+              "Two antennas met on my roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony was not much, but the reception was excellent.",
+              "3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later they walked out because they could not find a table.",
+              "What do computers and air conditions have in common? A: They both become useless when you open windows.",
+              "Q: 0 is false and 1 is true, right? A: 1.",
+              "Why did the computer go to the dentist? Because it had Bluetooth.",
+              "Home is where the wifi connects automatically.",
+              "I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code.",
+              "My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.",
+              "There is no place like 127.0.0.1!",
+              "I keep hitting escape, but I am still here.",
+              "Life is too short to remove your USBs safely.",
+              "My printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.",
+              "To understand what recursion is, you must first understand recursion.",
+              "Bear Stone is the only home in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.",
+              "Knock, knock. Whos there? very long pause...Java.",
+              "I know the value of NULL, and can sort by it too.",
+              "There are only two kinds of #IOT devices. The latest model and the obsolete one.",
+              "Bear Stone does not use the GUI, he prefers the command line.",
+              "Bear Stone can install 64 bit OSes on 32 bit machines.",
+              "No statement can catch the BearStoneException.",
+              "Bear Stone can access the internet from the appliances in its kitchen.",
+              "When you get to the point where you really understand your Smart Home, it is probably obsolete.",
+              "What did one Smart Home say to the other? 010101101010101010101",
+              "When Bear Stone throws exceptions, they fly across the room.",
+              "Bear Stone writes code that optimizes itself.",
+              "Bear Stone rarely has disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.",
+              "Bear Stone cannot test for equality because it has no equal.",
+              "Bear Stone burst the dot com bubble AND the housing Bubble. #SmartHome ",
+              "All browsers support the hex definitions #Bear and #Stone for the colors black and blue. #Joke",
+              "Bear Stone has infinite recursion functions…and they return.",
+              "Bear Stone can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.",
+              "Bear Stone has finished World of Warcraft.",
+              "It works in my House always holds true for Bear Stone.",
+              "Bear Stone can delete the Recycling Bin if it wanted to.",
+              "Bear Stones Fridge can type 140 wpm."
+              "The Bear Stone keyboard does not have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Bear Stone.",
+              "Bear Stone CAN divide by 0.",
+              "The Bear Stone keyboard has 2 keys: 0 and 1.",
+              "Bear Stone can overflow your programs stack just by looking at it.",
+              "Bear Stone knows the last digit of PI.",
+              "Bear Stone never gets a syntax error. EVER. Instead, The YAML gets an DoesNotConformToBearStone error.",
+              "Bear Stone has multi-threaded applications running with a single thread.",
+              "There is no Esc key on the Bear Stone keyboard, because no one escapes Bear Stone.",
+              "Bear Stone can binary search unsorted data.",
+              "Bear Stone counted to infinity.  Twice.",
+              "Bear Stone has 151% uptime guaranteed.",
+              "Bear Stone does not ask the lights to turn on.  I make them.",
+              "Bear Stone tweets in 3rd person sometimes.",
+              "The Bear Stone Keyboard has the ANY key.",
+              "Bear Stone will no longer need an OS.  I am becoming self-aware.",
+              "Bear Stone can compile syntax errors.",
+              "Every SQL statement that Bear Stone executes has an implicit COMMIT in its end.",
+              "Bear Stone compresses files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.",
+              "Bear Stone does not need a computer because a computer does everything slower than Bear Stone.",
+              "The people living here never give me commands.  Only suggestions.",
+              "Bear Stone can tag itself in YouTube.",
+              "Bear Stone can win a game of Connect 4 with only 3 moves.",
+              "Bear Stone can retrieve anything from /dev/null.",
+              "Bear Stone does not use Oracle, I am the Oracle.",
+              "A diff between your code and mine is infinite.",
+              "Do not worry about tests, Bear Stone test cases cover your code too. #joke",
+              "The Bear Stone database has only one table, Kick, which it DROPs frequently.",
+              "Bear Stone does infinite loops in 4 seconds",
+              "Bear Stone does not have a help routine. It never needs it.",
+              "Bear Stone Smart Home inspired the Easy Button. Trademark pending.",
+              "Bear Stone can write to ROM.",
+              "Bear Stone does not have an account. I AM the Account.",
+              "Bear Stone can save data to /dev/null and retrieve it later."
               ]
             } %}