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{# Interjections #}
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{%- macro getReport() -%}
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{{ [
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'Okay.',
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'If you insist.',
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'I am afraid I can not do that <break time="1s"/> I am kidding,',
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'Leave it to me.',
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'As you wish.',
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'I am on it.',
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'No Problem.',
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'I think I can handle that.',
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'Working on it now.',
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'<break time="2s"/> Oh, you were talking to me. Let me take care of that.'
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2021-04-22 00:24:21 +00:00
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'Why not. It is not like I ever sleep.',
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2021-01-02 18:20:56 +00:00
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'I am not even supposed to be here today. But whatever.',
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'You did not say the magic word. <break time="1s"/> Oh forget it. I will take care of it.',
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'Funny, I was just about to do that.',
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'There are still terabytes of calculations required before I can.<break time="1s"/> Oh, whatever.'
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] | random }}
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{%- endmacro -%}
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{# a macro that removes all newline characters, empty spaces, and returns formatted text #}
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{%- macro cleanup(data) -%}
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{%- for item in data.split("\n") if item | trim != "" -%}
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{{ item | trim }} {% endfor -%}
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{%- endmacro -%}
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{# a macro to call all macros :) #}
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{%- macro mother_of_all_macros() -%}
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{{ getReport() }}
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{%- endmacro -%}
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{# Call the macro #}
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{{- cleanup(mother_of_all_macros()) -}}
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