Adding some new channels to the great content and tweaking some audible notifications

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Jeffrey Stone 2021-01-02 13:20:56 -05:00
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{# Interjections #}
{%- macro getReport() -%}
{{ [
'Okay. Well, I have already handled that.',
'Looks like someone already did that, but I will gladly take credit.',
'I am so fast it is already done.'
]| random }}
{%- endmacro -%}
{# a macro that removes all newline characters, empty spaces, and returns formatted text #}
{%- macro cleanup(data) -%}
{%- for item in data.split("\n") if item | trim != "" -%}
{{ item | trim }} {% endfor -%}
{%- endmacro -%}
{# a macro to call all macros :) #}
{%- macro mother_of_all_macros() -%}
{{ getReport() }}
{%- endmacro -%}
{# Call the macro #}
{{- cleanup(mother_of_all_macros()) -}}

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{# Interjections #}
{%- macro getReport() -%}
{{ [
'Okay.',
'If you insist.',
'I am afraid I can not do that <break time="1s"/> I am kidding,',
'Leave it to me.',
'As you wish.',
'I am on it.',
'No Problem.',
'I think I can handle that.',
'Working on it now.',
'<break time="2s"/> Oh, you were talking to me. Let me take care of that.'
'Why not. It is not like <emphasis>I</emphasis> ever sleep.',
'I am not even supposed to be here today. But whatever.',
'You did not say the magic word. <break time="1s"/> Oh forget it. I will take care of it.',
'Funny, I was just about to do that.',
'There are still terabytes of calculations required before I can.<break time="1s"/> Oh, whatever.'
] | random }}
{%- endmacro -%}
{# a macro that removes all newline characters, empty spaces, and returns formatted text #}
{%- macro cleanup(data) -%}
{%- for item in data.split("\n") if item | trim != "" -%}
{{ item | trim }} {% endfor -%}
{%- endmacro -%}
{# a macro to call all macros :) #}
{%- macro mother_of_all_macros() -%}
{{ getReport() }}
{%- endmacro -%}
{# Call the macro #}
{{- cleanup(mother_of_all_macros()) -}}

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{# Twitter Great Content #}
{%- macro getRandomPromo() -%}
{{- [
"Want to get YouTube Certified in Home Assistant? @ccostan has the courses to get you there. Subscribe at https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC301G8JJFzY0BZ_0lshpKpQ ",
"Checkout one of my favorite Home Assistant Youtubers @ccostan at https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC301G8JJFzY0BZ_0lshpKpQ ",
"Don't miss @Dr_Zzs next live stream and besure to follow him on Youtube at https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7G4tLa4Kt6A9e3hJ-HO8ng ",
"Looking for some great Home Assistant content? @JuanMTech has you covered. Subscribe at https://www.youtube.com/user/Jfelipe83M ",
"Need some How-To's to juice up your Home Assistant skills? @juanMTech has something for everyone at https://www.juanmtech.com"
"Looking for some great Home Assistant content? @BeardedTinker has you covered. Subscribe at https://www.youtube.com/c/BeardedTinker ",
"Want some cool Home Assistant project ideas? @EverySmartHome has something for you at https://www.youtube.com/c/EverythingSmartHome"
] | random -}}
{%- endmacro -%}
{%- macro getTags() -%}